New York police say a man stole a bakery truck and delivered the $8,000 load of loaves and rolls to random businesses. It’s the city’s biggest waste of dough since Mark Sanchez.

Mallory Edens, 18-year-old daughter of Bucks co-owner Wesley Edens, was their draft lottery rep and has since gained over 26,000 Twitter followers. Milwaukee's average crowd was 13,487. Rep, schmep - I'd make Mallory assistant coach.

Canadiens defenceman PK Subban said Rangers goalie Henrik Lundqvist was lucky he didn’t give up more goals. That’s like saying a marathoner is lucky not to gain weight.

Rory McIlroy opened with a 68 at Wentworth, his first round of golf since breaking off his engagement to Caroline Wozniacki. It's nice he had a hot hand to go with his cold feet.

Have you seen back9network.com's 2014 Golf Swimsuit Gallery photo of golfer and model Blair O'Neal holding a driver. She looks great, no ifs, ands or putts about it.


GOLFER BLAIR O'NEAL: LOOKING GOOD

Despite rumours to the contrary, the CFL offered the players association a nine per cent salary cap increase, not a nine cent increase.

A London table tennis venue has hosted Britain's first naked ping-pong tournament. I've read about England's favourite pastimes; one can only imagine what's getting paddled.

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Thieves reportedly broke into President James A Garfield’s tomb and stole 13 commemorative spoons. That ends today’s scoops.

Russian news reports say a $275-million satellite carrier burned up shortly after launch, the second failure of a Russian rocket in recent months. The first was Alex Ovechkin.

A farmer's idea of pigs diving from platforms into a pond has become a tourist attraction in China. The three most popular dives:
3. The half-pork somersault;
2. The back-bacon flip;
1. Sowchronized diving.

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TSN1 was showing highlights of hits from the Canadiens-Bruins series. At one point PK Subban hit Rielly Smith so hard I thought the Bruin might land on TSN5.

A man who claimed he was God reportedly drove a truck through the front doors of a Maryland TV station. In case you’re wondering, Flames exec Brian Burke has an alibi.

Colts quarterback Andrew Luck crashed some wedding photos in Indianapolis at the request of the newlyweds. It’s not often you get pictures of Luck making a reception.

I’m not saying it’ll be hard for Browns QB Johnny Manziel to “act like a backup” because of his flamboyance, self confidence and ego. It’ll be hard because the starter is Brian Hoyer.

JOHNNY FOOTBALL WILL BE ROCKING CLEVELAND

Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.

Herb Lotman, co-founder of the McDonald's LPGA Championship and Chicken McNugget pioneer, has died. It's expected he'll have at least one turnover in his grave.

Russia's president played in a celebrity hockey game in Sochi. He recorded a Vladimir Putin hat-trick, with six goals, five assists and three foreign invasions.

Saskatoon police say 70 per cent of local vehicles stolen in 2014 had the keys in them. I admit I've forgotten the keys many times in my 1990 Volkswagen; still no luck.

The San Jose Sharks have already announced forward Marty Havlat and blueliner Dan Boyle won't be back. Havlat has been cut while Boyle was lanced.