Sunday, 28 May 2017

The Lakers have reportedly hired Kim Kardashian’s personal trainer to be their strength coach. Don’t laugh; this relationship just might twerk.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Tim Tebow has a new baseball card. When you try to throw it in an open drawer, it overshoots it by six yards.

Saturday, 27 May 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Ottawa Senators are now 0-6 in Game 7s. Even my 1990 VW isn't that bad in the clutch.
David Levin, hot air ballooning’s only Triple Crown winner, has died. Those attending the funeral were advised to look for the wicker casket.

Friday, 26 May 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Jennifer Jones's Manitoba curling team, Canadian champs just two years ago, played last week in Siberia. So imagine how far away Manitobans want to send the Blue Bombers.

Thursday, 25 May 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Playboy model Jaylene Cook has drawn fire for mountain-climbing and posing naked atop a summit sacred to the Maori. To say the least, she showed a lot of cheek.
A study of sedentary people has found sudden bursts of physical activity — like running or having sex — triples one's risk of premature death. Hmm. See if I run again.

Wednesday, 24 May 2017

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
An Ohio man reportedly shot himself in his manhood while getting out of car. There was some good news though: the parking valet got a tip.
NBA prospect Lonzo Ball released a signature court shoe worth almost US$500. Not to be outdone, Brett Favre has come out with his own trademark footwear — flip-flops.

Tuesday, 23 May 2017

A California golfer used a 6-iron to record his first-ever hole-in-one — at 99 years of age. Just as well too, because it's been ages since his putter stood out.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The New York Yankees just retired Derek Jeter’s number. As did hundreds of women with his gift baskets.

Monday, 22 May 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
WHL fans are pulling for the Seattle Thunderbirds in junior hockey's Memorial Cup. However Erie is favoured to win — and they Otter be.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Some are questioning Gisele Bundchen’s claim that Tom Brady had a concussion last season. Would any guy tell the Victoria's Secret model: “Sorry, I have a headache?”

Sunday, 21 May 2017

Golden State annihilated San Antonio by 36 points in Game 2.  Alamo, schmalamo: if this keeps up the Texas state seal will read “Remember the Spurs.”
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
According to Raptors' management, all Toronto needs to get to the next level is a “culture change.” I'm thinking the Ujiri is still out on that.

Saturday, 20 May 2017

The wife of NFL cornerback Antonio Cromartie is pregnant. Currently Cromartie's offspring total 13 — or a dozen to the Saskatchewan Roughriders.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.