Tuesday, 22 August 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Ever notice the acute accents in fiancé and fiancée? Not yet married and already signs of stress.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
The NY Post reports a mollusk named Larry has won the 2017 World Snail Racing Championships. If you've never seen a snail race, think CFL East.

Monday, 21 August 2017

Pro golfer and Instagram star Paige Spiranac says the LPGA dress code exists to "ban her boobs." Speaking of banned boobs: China has outlawed performances by Justin Bieber.

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Joey Votto's MVP-like stats — NL leader in walks, OBP and OPS — are lost on a bad Reds team. Still, somewhere in Japan a fantasy player is saying: Domo arigato, Mr. Joe Votto.

Sunday, 20 August 2017

Justin Smoak notched his team-leading 33rd homer and 80th RBI helping the Jays win 5-3 over the Rays. Where there’s Smoak, there’s fire.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
I caught the New Zealand women’s rugby team doing their pre-game haka ritual. I hid under my bed.

Saturday, 19 August 2017

Washington Nationals right-hander Edwin Jackson has changed teams 11 times in the last nine seasons. Now there’s a pitcher with location issues.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Toronto sportswriter Steve Simmons compared struggling tennis star Eugenie Bouchard to Anna Kournikova. That’s a bit unfair — Kournikova isn’t Canadian.

Friday, 18 August 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Just wondering: Do curlers take things for granite?

Thursday, 17 August 2017

Princess Kate Middleton often wears a diamond Maple Leaf on Canadian visits. It reminds Toronto hockey fans that her father-in-law has also been waiting decades to be No. 1.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
American Andy Roddick is going into the tennis Hall of Fame despite being a winner in only one Major event. Two, if you include marriage to SI cover girl Brooklyn Decker.

Wednesday, 16 August 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Winnipeg O-lineman Jermarcus Hardrick compared their recent last-second victories to having a baby. Still, don't expect the Bombers to win on Labour Day.
The surnames of 11 women in the Rogers Cup Round of 16 had one thing in common— they ended with an “A.” This never happened in any of my high school courses.

Tuesday, 15 August 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Ex-NBA star Isaiah Thomas appears nude in ESPN's latest Body Issue. If Thomas played today, he'd be charged with a hanging foul.
A cheerleader vid from Sports Deke. Cheers.
I told my wife I was watching season 12 of Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team hoping to find fodder for my sports humour. ... Yeah, she didn’t believe me either.

Monday, 14 August 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The New England Patriots purchased two jet airplanes for team travel. Make that jet planes — Tom Brady took the air out.
What changed in Jays' pitcher Marco Estrada earning his first win in 12 starts — a 4-0 shutout of the Yankees? Instead of fiddling around, he played like an Estrada-varius.