Wednesday, 29 June 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Toronto GM Lou Lamoriello said his NHL squad needs to focus on the process, not the playoffs. Sadly for the Maple Leafs, that’s historically been a process of elimination.
The Brier will expand to 16 teams in 2018, including top curling squads that fail to win a regional berth. “Great,” said Mike McEwen. “And about eight years too late.”

Tuesday, 28 June 2016

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Police in Kentucky arrested a Louisville man who was running down a street naked and swinging a sword. Despite the lack of clothes, he was considered a sharp dresser.
According to a 2015 study, Winnipeg was the most dangerous city in Canada to visit. Unless you were a CFL team.

Monday, 27 June 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Warriors forward Harrison Barnes shot 5-of-32 in the last three games against the Cavaliers. Not exactly Barnes-storming
MLB analyst Harold Reynolds, after Kyle Lewis was a first-round pick: “He's 20 years old; that's what stands out. Most people are 21 at that age.” It’s not often someone makes TSN’s Rod Black look incisive.

Sunday, 26 June 2016

Darren Kramer, a winger on Manitoba’s AHL team, was Tasered by Orlando police after resisting arrest at Disney World over stolen bowling pins. It all sounds Mickey Moose.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
A strawberry moon (full on the summer solstice) rose this June — a rarity not seen in over half a century. That reminds me: there was a championship parade in Cleveland.

Saturday, 25 June 2016

In the CFL season opener it was Hamilton 42, Toronto 20. Sadly for the debut of BMO Field, the home team looked more like Argo-nots.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
A month-old camel born in Chicago’s Lincoln Park Zoo has become a social media star. In a related story, Cubs fans hope this year their team gets over the hump.

Friday, 24 June 2016

Soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo threw a television reporter’s microphone into a lake. We’ll assume it was a stupid question, because it looked like a stupid answer.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
UFC Champion Miesha Tate once posed in ESPN’s The Body Issue 2013. Not surprising: she is a knockout.

Thursday, 23 June 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Picasso’s $28 million portrait Claude et Paloma is showing at the Vancouver Art Gallery. That’s also the value of Henrik Sedin’s last Canucks contract — only lately he’s more of a bust.
There’s no question Royals pitcher Yordano Ventura has talent. He also appears to need his anger-management thong adjusted.

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
A Georgia man was arrested for trying to enter a waffle house naked. Police say they caught him by the pecans.
Roughly 30,000 Icelanders — or 10 per cent of the population —are in France for Euro 2016 to cheer their team. Who do the think they are? Saskatchewan Roughriders fans?

Tuesday, 21 June 2016

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
In a cemetery in Debrecen, Hungary, 18 two-man teams competed in the national grave-digging contest. The winning pair said it was quite an undertaking.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!