New Jersey police were recently looking for a man who broke into a store and stole hair pieces. Stealing wigs seems odd — unless you can't afford toupee for them.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

An ancient fortress has been found deep in Turkey’s Lake Van. Archeologists say it dates way back — to the last time the Toronto Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A CFL Friday night final score: Winnipeg 55; Edmonton 27. The Elks fought the Lawler, and the Lawler won.

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With the PointsBet Invitational underway in Calgary, the top five curling songs:

5. Vary That Weight;
4. In-Turn Me Loose;
3. Bump It Up;
2. You Ain’t Seen Button Yet;
1. Bohemian Rocksody.

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Husband and wife Michael and Jasmine Snell each bowled 300 on the same night in Omaha, Neb. Can’t say if their marriage is solid, but there were no signs of a split.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I played Wii golf, tennis and curling on Saturday and again on Sunday. You might call it a lost Wiikend.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Dallas gave up a staggering 274 yards rushing to Baltimore yesterday. Cowboys haven't been so completely overrun since the battle of the Little Bighorn.

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Today, for the first time, Elks QB, Tre Ford, plays against his brother, Tyrell Ford, DB of the Blue Bombers. The question for the other CFL teams: Have you driven a Ford lately?

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Before last weekend's tie, the Calgary Stampeders lost four games in a row for the first time in 20 years. This has been met with loads of sympathy — from absolutely zero other CFL teams.

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After claiming the baseball hit his foot, three reasons Jose Altuve of the Astros took off his shoe and sock to let the umpire see his tootsies: 

3. So the ump might call a toe truck;

2. Showing he'd hit the nail on the head;

3. To prove he had toed the truth.

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Cincinnati lost the Chiefs due to a fourth-quarter fumble by their QB being returned by Kansas for the go-ahead TD. You might say the Bengals were living on Burrowed time.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Paige Spiranac was named the honorary pace car rider at NASCAR's Coke Zero Sugar 400. Never mind social media: riding in a pace car gave her even more followers.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.