Wednesday, 20 September 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
According to ESPN, no tennis player over 6 feet 5 inches in height has won more than one Grand Slam. Who says winning a major is a tall order?
According to a new study, about 47 per cent of couples enjoy having sex in public. The other 53 per cent are married.

Tuesday, 19 September 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
The 60th World Santa Claus Congress recently took place in Copenhagen. Word is over 150 St. Nicks hammered out a standardized contract — albeit with a lot of clauses.
Albertan Roger Macmillan, 79, just finished his 100th Marathon. Roughly a year ago at this time, he started his 100th marathon.

Monday, 18 September 2017

Danica Patrick is leaving team Stewart-Haas after Nature's Bakery ended sponsorship of her car. That’s NASCAR for you — can’t bring in the bread, you’ve had the biscuit.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Winnipeg Blue Bombers placekicker Justin Medlock — nicknamed Money — is currently the 6th-ranked kicker in the CFL. Money? Looks more like Maybe.

Sunday, 17 September 2017

An errant ceremonial pitch at a Red Sox game nailed a photographer in his groin. If you're scoring at home, the count was two balls and one strike.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Jake Olson, the long snapper on USC’s last convert against Western Michigan, is completely blind. Bengals QB Andy Dalton, on the other hand, just looks like he is.

Saturday, 16 September 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Happy 22nd to Texans QB DeShaun Watson, who got his first NFL start on his birthday. He made a wish, then blew out the hopes of 22 Bengals' starters.
Real Madrid midfielder Marco Esensio will miss a game because shaving his legs caused a pore infection too irritating even to wear socks. He’s listed as a healthy scratch.

Friday, 15 September 2017

Top five moments from the Home Depot tools mascot race at the Marlins-Braves game:
5. The drill was off a bit;
4. The bucket came up empty;
3. It was a nail-biter;
2. The hammer clawed to the front;
1. The paintbrush lost by a hair.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Thursday, 14 September 2017

A Long Island golfer had an ace on the same hole where he suffered a heart attack last year. Coincidence? I hear his angiogram showed the ventricles had a hole in one.
An encore cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Reuters reports an Australian violinist marked his 30th birthday with a violin solo during a nude skydive. I imagine most guys jumping naked from an airplane do some fiddling.

Wednesday, 13 September 2017

Saskatchewan's wrestlers at the Canada Games were coached by Monte and Wendy McNaughton, who were newlyweds. There's a first: a wrestling match starting in two rings.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
A suggestion to MLB to raise awareness of breast cancer. Have the White Sox and Red Sox merge for an exhibition game as the Pink Sox.

Tuesday, 12 September 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
A Massachusetts man was knocked down and arrested after confronting a mounted police officer and trying to punch his steed. It goes in the books as a horse tackle collar.
Diminutive U.S. Open quarterfinalist Diego Schwartzman of Argentina is listed as 5 feet 7 inches in height. Not sure how tall he is without the stack of magazines.