Tuesday, 25 September 2018

RJ’s Punalty Box
One of my local sportscasts blurred part of N.Y. Jets RB Isaiah Crowell's TD celebration where he wiped his butt with the football. That's right: it was a back-crack block.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Why did TSN show so much of Conor McGregor’s latest pre-fight blathering? If I wanted to see swaggering Irish guys spouting off over a glass of whiskey, I’d go to my family get-togethers.

Monday, 24 September 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
I for one have staunchly defended the Winnipeg Jets new alternate jersey. When people say it isn't even good enough for a beer league, I say it is.

Sunday, 23 September 2018

Fans at the Banjo Bowl booed struggling Winnipeg QB Matt Nichols — when he was on the Jumbotron in a PSA against drunk driving. They found it hard to believe Nichols knew anything about a drive.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
People have been too hard on TSN’s Rod Black for calling the Labour Day clash of the sub-500 Argos and Tiger-Cats a "heavyweight tilt." Be nice. At least he knew who was playing.

Saturday, 22 September 2018

True: Brit Jamie Buckland broke a Guinness World Record for fastest marathon by a man dressed as a French maid. Not only that, he dusted the competition.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Friday, 21 September 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Thursday, 20 September 2018

The Browns topped the Jets 21-17, ending a 19-game winless streak. Previously they were like a guy in a long-term relationship with a dominatrix — finding new ways to get beat.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Wednesday, 19 September 2018

Among the demands in the Buffalo Jills ongoing lawsuit against the Bills and the NFL is paying cheerleaders at least minimum wage. Only seems fair since they have to wear minimum clothing.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Tuesday, 18 September 2018

RJ's Punalty Box
A tough question on my final university English exam was to define a diphthong. I wrote it’s something skimpy to swim in.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Monday, 17 September 2018

SPORTS DEKE NOTE: 
I am on vacation. For the next few days I may not post a quip, or perhaps just one (as with the previous few days). I will try to have a pic of the hard-working ladies who cheer their teams.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Cincinnati first baseman Joey Votto claims his retirement plan is to drive a school bus. Chances are he’ll be more famous doing that than playing with the Reds.

Sunday, 16 September 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Ex-racecar driver Danica Patrick is dating Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. After years with NASCAR, this is the closest she's been to the leader of the Pack.

Saturday, 15 September 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The International Tankard, a curling event held in BC two years and Washington one, took place at Seattle’s Granite Club last March. Working title for 2019: Sweepless in Seattle.

Friday, 14 September 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!