Tuesday, 19 June 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Can't say if Donald Trump will ask this year's Triple Crown winner to the White House. I'm pretty sure Justify is going to say "neigh."
Bad news for CFL fans watching the Esks-Bombers tilt on TSN: storm delays stretched the telecast to almost six hours. Who can listen to that much Rod Black?

Monday, 18 June 2018

A Russian cheerleader video (2:36). Cheers!
Reuters reports the “new vuvuzelas” to act as noise-makers at Russia's World Cup will be lozhkas — large wooden spoons. There's a scoop.
Alex Ovechkin reportedly took a celebratory dip in Georgetown's waterfront fountain. Odd, because from what I've seen lately, I thought he'd been swimming in vodka.

Sunday, 17 June 2018

Happy Father’s Day. My dad died when I was young, but taught me to swim "army-style" by tossing me into a lake. I got to shore, but had a tough time getting out of the duffel bag.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
There’s talk ex-Sixers GM Bryan Colangelo’s tweet scandal may scuttle his marriage to Barbara Bottini. Or as Disney's Thumper might say: from twitterpated to Twitter-dissipated.

Saturday, 16 June 2018

Triple Crown winner Justify isn't likely to visit the White House. The reason he ran so hard in the first place was to avoid seeing another horse’s ass.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Mike Tyson was in the stands at Philippe-Chatrier for the French Open women’s semis. He'd heard the tennis was played on Cassius Clay.

Friday, 15 June 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Edmonton Eskimos back-up pivot Kevin Glenn is the first QB to be on the roster of all nine CFL cities. If he was a pitcher, we’d say he had location issues.
Despite years of speculation, the NYC Marathon hasn't erased Lance Armstrong's 468th-place result from 2006. This has crushed the hopes of the guy looking to move up from 469th.

Thursday, 14 June 2018

What's the difference between MLB ace Madison Baumgarner and Laiken Baumgartner, Miss Hooters International 2018? One throws wicked curves at you; the other pitches for the Giants.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
A TSN hockey analyst wondered how the Vegas Golden Knights felt about their first four-game losing streak coming in the playoffs. Maybe he should ask the Winnipeg Jets.

Wednesday, 13 June 2018

I just had a Freudian slip. I typed Julian PEDelman.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Nashville Predators star PK Subban confirmed he recently started dating Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn. That’ll take the sting out of an early exit from the playoffs.


Tuesday, 12 June 2018

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Jerry Maren, the last living munchkin from the classic film The Wizard of Oz, has died at age 98. He wanted to live to be 100, but ended up short.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Bryan Colangelo resigned as GM of the Sixers, but not before blaming it all on his wife. “Why didn’t I think of that?” said no husband anywhere.

Monday, 11 June 2018

Fans at Fenway suddenly started flicking cellphone lights trying to distract Tigers’ batter Nick Castellanos. That's today's news flash.