Tennis ace Novak Djokovic has denied reports saying he used an egg-shaped hyperbaric chamber in his prep for the US Open. So there goes my Yokevic punchline.

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A South American reporter named his twin daughters Mara and Dona as a nod to soccer great Diego Maradona. Good thing the girls' dad isn't a big fan of Kaka.

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Supermodel Gisele Bundchen says she was athletic growing up and the captain of her volleyball team. No surprise really; she is still all over the net.

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Historians say the practice of setting figures a penny short of one dollar began roughly a century ago. It continues today with 99-cent stores and Canadian Football League salaries.

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An Edinburgh hotel owner was reportedly very upset when she found a rabbit in a guest's shower.
I don't blame her; I hate finding someone's hare in the tub.

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Nissan announced it will send a fleet of Leafs — its electric car — to New York City for winter testing. They decided against Toronto because there the Leafs fail in the clutch.

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There's a German website where Catholics can rate their priest. This will make it even harder to fool some of the papal all of the time.

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The mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania, a strong advocate for pedal power, drove a tank into a Mercedes parked in a bike lane. Consider it hitting for the cycle.

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Q. What would you call Canadian Vasek Pospisil trying to beat Roger Federer at the Rogers Cup?
A. Mission Im-Pospisil.

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Scientists in Italy have developed software that makes cars talk to each other. Unless the cars are married.

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The Denver Post reports it took an emergency team four hours to rescue a horse that fell into a basement. They're still working on the Seattle Mariners.

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A planned set of Swedish postage stamps featuring the Canucks' Sedin twins has been scrapped. Apparently they wouldn't go into the corners.

HENRIK AND DANIEL SEDIN

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