Wednesday, 22 November 2017

Cam Newton, on the Panthers dealing receiver Kelvin Benjamin: "The Titanic still has to go on.” Sounds like Newton kept going on — right past his history classes at Auburn.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Game 5 of the World Series took five hours and seventeen minutes. As opposed to a 10-minute Bill Belichick press conference, which only feels like five hours and seventeen minutes.

Tuesday, 21 November 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
My wife thinks I'm watching to much Animal Planet. Her birthday card from me said, "I caribou ewe, like I otter."
The IOC is reportedly considering pole-dancing and foosball for future Olympics. You have a good chances of being a host city if you already have a 20,000 seat pub.

Monday, 20 November 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh went to a school diving-team practice and leapt off a high board fully clothed. He took on water like the Wolverines in my fantasy pool.
Steve Kerr said the fate of the universe rested on the Celtics Warriors game. NBA fans know he was only kidding — the world maybe, but not the universe.

Sunday, 19 November 2017

The Flyers' Radko Gudas reportedly apologized to Winnipeg centre Mathieu Perrault for a two-handed slash to the back of Jet's neck. That's like a guillotine operator saying "Oops."
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
A naked man ran onto the field during the Saints-Bills game. I'm not saying he used to be a punter, but apparently he had a good hang time.

Saturday, 18 November 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Word out of UCLA is the three Bruins who shoplifted in China will face severe discipline. Case in point: last night they were only allowed to watch two hours of television.
Cleveland's recent NFL game in London meant one less appearance at home. “Seven too few,” said Browns fans.

Friday, 17 November 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
UCLA shooting guard LiAngelo Ball and two other Bruins were allowed to leave Shanghai after their arrest for shoplifting. Lucky for them they weren't put in front of China’s shooting guards.

Thursday, 16 November 2017

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Georges St-Pierre ended four years away from MMA by choking opponent Michael Bisping unconscious. Apparently it all wrong for Bisping after a badly-timed bald joke.

Wednesday, 15 November 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Four more Russian cross-country skiers were stripped of their Sochi Olympic medals for doping. Officials became suspicious when they had faster times than the bobsledders.*

Tuesday, 14 November 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
The ATP chose not to fine rising tennis star Sascha Zverev for untying a chair umpire's laces. As for qualifying for the year-end tournament,  Zverev is a shoe-in.
According to the latest reports, ex-Louisville coach Rick Pitino was aware of schemes to pay players. “I’m shocked!” said absolutely nobody.

Monday, 13 November 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.