Monday, 15 July 2019

SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
After three-year-old colt Archarcharch fractured a leg in the Kentucky Derby, he was retired to stud. Sure beats the heck out of my disability insurance.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Friday, 12 July 2019

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
Researchers say profanity-laced language has an anaesthetic effect on injuries. They also report NHL players have an extremely high tolerance to pain.

Thursday, 11 July 2019

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
In honour of Lebron James comparing the Heat to the Beatles, my top five sports figure - rock band matches:
5. Sean Avery - Simple Minds;
4. Lawrence Taylor - Bad Company;
3. Tiger Woods - The Temptations;
2. Barry Bonds - 10cc;
1. Wilt Chamberlain - Loverboy.

Wednesday, 10 July 2019

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
A new study says classical music is the most effective way to clear young people out of public places. A close second is curling.

Tuesday, 9 July 2019

PUNALTY BOX REPRISE
A USC student was caught having sex with a woman on the roof of a campus building in full view of hundreds of people. Where did they meet? In a shingles bar?
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Sunday, 7 July 2019

A survey of online flirting by Badoo.com has identified the three pick-up lines women respond to the most:
3. I love the way you dress;  
2. You have beautiful lips;  
1. I play in the NBA.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Thursday, 4 July 2019

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
Two drivers got into a punch-up in a lawnmower race near Queenstown, New Zealand, when one used his machine to ram another. Sounds like a classic case of mowed rage.

Tuesday, 2 July 2019

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
Q: What do you get if you combine a one-time NHL MVP with two Stanley Cup-winning brothers, a two-time NBA MVP and a former NFL MVP?

A: Crosby, Staals, Nash and Young.

Monday, 1 July 2019

Sunday, 30 June 2019

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
Two ice fishermen in Michigan called police after they were assaulted by a woman wielding a fish. One man was knocked on his bass; the other claims to have suffered a loss of herring. The woman was caught and released.

Saturday, 29 June 2019

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
MMA fighter Alex Reid was reportedly given the boot by former glamour model and reality TV star Katie Price after just 11 months of marriage. The guy has spent more time in a headlock than he did in wedlock.

Thursday, 27 June 2019

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
In Andre Agassi's autobiography he says he envies Pete Sampras for his "dullness" and "spectacular lack of inspiration." Even on his compliments Agassi goes to the backhand.

Monday, 24 June 2019

SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
Mike Tyson told Larry King Live he has 2,500 pigeons. Or as the New York Knicks call them, season ticket holders.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.