A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

The NFL is drawing fire for going overboard on penalizing excessive touchdown celebrations. This prompted the L.A. Rams to ask: What’s a touchdown?

Brett Hull questioned Team USA’s effort at the World Cup of Hockey. I’m thinking their get-up-and-go got up and went.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The phrase “I am going to put you to sleep now” refers to: a) a Tempur-Pedic mattress slogan, b) a Bill Belichick interview.

Paddy Sharky is the men’s winner of the World Gravy Wrestling Championships. I imagine when fighting in gravy you have to take your lumps.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

L.A. Rams defensive end William Hayes doesn’t believe dinosaurs ever existed. Someone should show him a picture of the Maple Leafs last Cup-winning team.

A Swedish technology company sent a smartphone 18,500 metres into the sky before the balloon carrying it burst. They're now ready for Phase 2: launching Donald Trump.

The coach of Manchester United has banned his team from playing Pokemon Go. He doesn't want them to get a taste for doing something entertaining.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Tom Brady has recruited ex-Pats receiver Wes Welker for throwing practice. Gisele Bundchen will also participate by throwing Welker under a bus.

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
A world record 1,122 dogs attended a recent Chicago White Sox game. That’s the official Guinness number, not a ruff estimate.

Walmart is experimenting with shopping carts that drive themselves back into the stores. And good luck getting your Loonie back.

A Galapagos tortoise named Diego has reportedly fathered 800 offspring. If ever there was an official mascot for the NBA.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

TV host Chris Jacobs proposed to his fiancée after he threw the ceremonial first ball at Wrigley Field. A fitting location, given so many marriages hit a brick wall.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Recent reports have Marshawn Lynch pondering a return to the NFL. Actually he decided months ago, but wouldn’t tell anybody.

Winnipeg fans at the Riders-Bombers game tormented a nine-year-old boy in a green jacket and dumped beer on him. Dear Troy W: Who are the banjo-pickin' inbreds?

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Samsung Galaxy 7 phones are being recalled because they have been catching fire. This is not a problem plaguing the Blue Jays.

This just in: Hope Solo didn’t mean to call the Swedish team cowards. She was forced to at gunpoint by four Brazilians dressed as policemen.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

TMZ reports Laker Nick Young may be dating singer Paloma Ford. Months after ending his engagement to Iggy Azalea, the guy seems footloose and fiancée-free.