RJ's Punalty Box
Wisconsin police arrested a naked shoplifter in a Walmart who tried to drive over an officer with his scooter. Witnesses say they caught him by the nuts. The officer wasn't hurt, but felt run down.

An ice crew video (41 seconds) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Manitoba curlers Reid Carruthers and Mike McEwen said they didn’t team up years ago, because they were on successful squads. Now they’ve joined forces to form a highly unsuccessful team.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Trivago pitchman Tim Williams was arrested in Houston for DUI. Police found him a room for the night, with no offers from other booking sites.

How about Red Sox ace Chris Sale — 0 and 4 with an ERA of 8.50? The only pitcher looking worse lately is the Trivago guy.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

QB Aaron Rodgers blocked a careening Bucks player from crashing into Danika Patrick, courtside in Game 2 against the Pistons. It was his first interception.

Question from a TSN hockey insider: Who isn’t secretly rooting for the Leafs to win their first Cup since 1967? My first thought: Flames or Jets fans; or an editor of the Saskatoon Express.

With the Lightning suffering a Round 1 sweep, I'll spare them electrical puns, like lacking a spark, feeling re-volted or the Jackets being amped up. I’ll only say this: Watt happened?

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Hard to believe the Blue Jays dealt away Kevin Pillar — good player, fan favourite and a Pillar of the community.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Johnny Manziel has split up with Bre Tiesi after just one year of marriage. The guy has spent more time in detox than he did in wedlock.

Mick Jagger, 75, posted his first photo since cardiac surgery in New York. To prevent a heart attack, he's been advised to avoid: a) heaving lifting; b) fatty foods; c) 31-year-old ballerinas.

The London Times reports Princes Harry and William are dividing their royal households. Queen Elizabeth calls it splitting heirs.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Steph Curry, the NBA's all-time greatest 3-point shooter, says he can see the rim better now that he is wearing contact lenses. It's enough to make James Harden's beard tighten up.

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Netherlands is trying to grow curling with a campaign called “Holland's Next Gold Medal." I was thinking maybe “Orange is the New Hack” or “A Rockwork Orange.”

McGill University said its teams will no longer be called Redmen: it's an offensive term to Indigenous people. "Canadians," said the Washington Redskins. "Here it's an honorific."

RJ's Punalty Box
The new Alliance of American Football league folded part way through its first season. This has left hundreds of players feeling disenfranchised.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

British company ThinkGeek sells a onesie with a beanbag chair sewn into the butt so you always have a place to sit. They got the idea watching tennis matches with Serena Williams.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.