Tuesday, 28 March 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Reuters reports thieves in Italy stole a prize-winning racehorse and a thoroughbred colt out of their stalls. The rustlers are said to be at large and the horses unstable.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Canada's Lance Stroll, 18, will make his F1 debut at the Australian Grand Prix. Let’s hope Stroll moves faster than his name suggests.

Monday, 27 March 2017

TSN's hockey panel said Toronto's recent win over Columbus allowed them to leapfrog the Bruins in the standings. Shouldn't that be Leaffrog?
A March Madness cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Canadian Kia Nurse had 29 points and tied a Women's NCAA Tournament record with nine three-pointers in UConn's 94-64 win over Syracuse. That’s how you Nurse a lead.

Sunday, 26 March 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
One of the Super Bowl’s biggest mysteries is solved: the FBI have recovered Tom Brady’s missing jersey. They’re still looking for the Atlanta Falcons' offence.
RIP Chuck Barris. Gong at age 87.

Saturday, 25 March 2017

A March Madness cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
The NY Post reports "rich people" can soon tour the Titanic for about $US 105,000. For the wealthy wanting to see a shipwreck in progress, there’s always Lakers tickets.
What’s the difference between an American Rottweiler and Brock Osweiler. One is a dog; the other has four legs.

Friday, 24 March 2017

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Metro UK reports Thai veterinarians removed 915 coins from a zoo sea turtle, which couldn’t swim due to the weight. It’s a rare case of having too much money to stay afloat.

Reuters reports a Chinese firm is selling bottles of forest fresh air to customers tired of foul smells. Don’t laugh: you get one free if you buy Brooklyn Nets tickets.

Thursday, 23 March 2017

Tennis star Caroline Wozniacki is the first athlete to pose in three SI Swimsuit Issues. Last year her bathing suit was painted on — the best she has looked inside the lines.
A March Madness cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
L.A. police are looking for crooks who stole $4.5 million worth of eye-shadow products. If the culprits are apprehended, watch for the best-looking mug shots ever.

Wednesday, 22 March 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Japan’s Bald Men Club held an odd tug-of-war tournament: ropes attached to suction cups stuck to the top of contestants' noggins. Who won? Can't recall off the top of my head.
Canada will have a new three-dollar coin for its 150th birthday, which you’ll be able to buy for a reported $19.95. That’s inflation for you.

Tuesday, 21 March 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Good news for Norwegian golfers: the European Challenge Tour is returning to Norway after a three-year absence. Have you driven a fjord lately?
A March Madness cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Contrary to rumours, a Miami attorney did not lose any fingers when his e-cigarette battery exploded. At the time, both his hands were deep in his clients’ pockets.

Monday, 20 March 2017

Sports Illustrated has released a video of 2017 swimsuit model Nina Agdal asking Houston people for tips on how to get a date. Tip one: look like Nina Agdal.


DANISH MODEL NINA AGDAL: DATING TIPS?