Monday, 23 January 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Sylvester Stallone’s three daughters made history as the first trio to serve as Miss Golden Globe. The Rocky star has had five offspring in total — 11 if you include sequels.

An NFL analyst on ESPN suggested quarterback Tom Brady plateaued a few years ago. Then again, a plateau is the highest form of flattery.

Sunday, 22 January 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
An all-Russian tussle at the Aussie Open went to a tie-breaker. After three sets, Anastasia Sergeyevna Pavlyuchenkova was deadlocked with Natalia Konstantinovna Vikhlyantseva at 14 syllables.
January 16th was the 116th birthday of the Zamboni inventor, Frank Zamboni, who died in 1988. Sonja Henie bought his first machine in 1949, but he was only scraping the surface.

Saturday, 21 January 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Novak Djokovic was upset in Round 2 of the Australian Open by wild-card entry Denis Istomin. This is what happens when you forget to take an anti-Istomin.
In BCHL hockey, the Trail Smoke Eaters thumped the Surrey Eagles 19-3. It looked like it would end 17-3, but Trail added a 2-point convert.

Friday, 20 January 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The San Diego Chargers are moving to L.A. where they will play next season in a 27,000-seat stadium. ESPN calls it ridiculously small; the CFL calls it above average.

Thursday, 19 January 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Ryan Lochte said he is already looking forward to having children with fiancée Kayla Rae Reid. He's probably confident he has good swimmers.
The Telegraph UK reports Taylor Hill is the next supermodel one needs to know. Luckily, I already know the ultimate supermodel: my wife. She is also my proofreader.

Wednesday, 18 January 2017

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
A tortoise with bad feet that lives in a theme park in Norfolk, England, has been outfitted with wheel rims and tires. They renamed it Danica Patrick.
A Florida man reportedly was arrested for burning his underwear in a Starbucks washroom. It's always hard to believe a story about pants on fire.

Tuesday, 17 January 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Some advice for golfer Sergio Garcia, who announced his intention to get married this year. Mull it over. Then mulligan.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
According to the N.Y. Daily News, Knicks star Derrick Rose is considering walking away from basketball. Actually he tried it once before, but sprained his ankle.

Monday, 16 January 2017

The AHL Classic in California was played in heavy rain. There was so much water on the ice, at line changes the coaches yelled “Man overboard!”
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Tulsa policeman and ex-Sooners DB, Michael Thompson, is reportedly awaiting trial for pawning police guns, including a short-barrelled rifle. Hope he’s worked on his shotgun defence.

Sunday, 15 January 2017

How about the garish combo worn by team Norway at the Continental Cup of Curling — motley green pants with an orange vest? Even Vegas doesn’t want that to stay in Vegas.
Razorbacks receiver Jeremy Sprinkle apologized via Twitter after his arrest for shoplifting, sometimes called the five-finger discount. Unless you are Jason Pierre-Paul.