RJ’s Groaner of the Week Can't say if Donald Trump will ask this
year's Triple Crown winner to the White House. I'm pretty sure Justify
is going to say "neigh."
Bad news for CFL fans watching the Esks-Bombers tilt on TSN: storm
delays stretched the telecast to almost six hours. Who can listen to that
much Rod Black?
Reuters reports the “new vuvuzelas” to act as noise-makers at Russia's
World Cup will be lozhkas — large wooden spoons. There's a scoop.
Alex Ovechkin reportedly took a celebratory dip in Georgetown's
waterfront fountain. Odd, because from what I've seen lately, I thought
he'd been swimming in vodka.
Sunday, 17 June 2018
Happy Father’s Day. My dad died when I was young, but taught me to swim
"army-style" by tossing me into a lake. I got to shore, but had a tough
time getting out of the duffel bag.
There’s talk ex-Sixers GM Bryan Colangelo’s tweet scandal may scuttle his marriage to Barbara Bottini. Or as Disney's Thumper might say: from twitterpated to Twitter-dissipated.
Saturday, 16 June 2018
Triple Crown winner Justify isn't likely to visit the White House. The reason he ran so hard in the first place was to avoid seeing another horse’s ass.
Edmonton Eskimos back-up pivot Kevin Glenn is the first QB to be on the roster of all nine CFL cities. If he was a pitcher, we’d say he had location issues.
Despite years of speculation, the NYC Marathon hasn't erased Lance Armstrong's 468th-place result from 2006. This has crushed the hopes of the guy looking to move up from 469th.
Thursday, 14 June 2018
What's the difference between MLB ace Madison Baumgarner and Laiken Baumgartner, Miss Hooters International 2018? One throws wicked curves
at you; the other pitches for the Giants.
A TSN hockey analyst wondered how the Vegas Golden Knights felt about their first four-game losing streak coming in the playoffs. Maybe he should ask the Winnipeg Jets.
Wednesday, 13 June 2018
I just had a Freudian slip. I typed Julian PEDelman.
Nashville Predators star PK Subban confirmed he recently started dating Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn. That’ll take the sting out of an early exit from the playoffs.
PK SUBBAN AND LINDSEY VONN: DATING
Tuesday, 12 June 2018
RJ’s Groaner of the Week Jerry Maren, the last living munchkin from the classic film The Wizard of Oz, has died at age 98. He wanted to live to be 100, but ended up short.
