Tuesday, 21 October 2014

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
My wife and I were having a drink at a grizzly-bear-themed brew pub and noticed their mugs had a rabbit on the bottom. I figured their beer had a lot of hops.
Another Sports Deke random ice crew pic. We bring good cheer.
Far be it from me to suggest the Montreal Alouettes might be rubbing it in. Then again, I did notice they chose a game against the Roughriders to retire No. 13.

Monday, 20 October 2014

The NBA is considering reducing games from 48 minutes to 44 minutes. And that’s just the last three minutes.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.
Three reasons Raiders fans egged the Chargers bus:   
3. The 25th anniversary of hiring Coach Shell;
2. They’re always in a fowl mood;  
1. Fed up being the butt of yolks.
Despite rumours to the contrary, season three of Total Divas does not star Terrell Owens.

Sunday, 19 October 2014

According to an ABC News report, clowns carrying baseball bats have been terrorizing people in Bakersfield, California. “We feel your pain,” said Cubs fans.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.
Dallas running back Joseph Randle was arrested for stealing men's briefs. We’ll have more later on this undertaking.

Saturday, 18 October 2014

The Winnipeg Blue Bombers released running back Nic Grigsby because he wasn't producing. Upon reflection, they released the rest of the team.
An Air Force captain returned from a Middle East tour to propose to his NFL-cheerleader girlfriend during an Arizona game. That’s one way to land in a united state.


Friday, 17 October 2014

A British inventor who spent months watching biscuits being dunked says he has solved the problem of them collapsing. Maybe he should study the San Jose Sharks.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.
Scottish mountain biker Danny MacAskill’s latest stunt-riding video has received an incredible 12 million views in just one week. Talk about hits for the cycle.

Thursday, 16 October 2014

McAfee has released its top 50 celebrity searches and related computer problems. Not making the list:
88. Milos Raonic, exposure to a hostile server;
73. Bill Belichick, spyware;
54. Taylor Swift, bad dates.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.
Canadian Nik Stauskas, rookie guard with Sacramento, thinks NBA teams will pick on him because he’s white. Nonsense. He’ll be picked on because he’s a King.

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

Great news for Canadian skips: Kevin Martin is bringing his curling experience to the broadcast booth. This means all your misses will be blamed on a) bad rocks, b) sweeping errors, or c) fudgy ice. Except for John Morris.
A Filipino NCAA tournament basketball game was called with 28.6 seconds left after a benches-clearing fist fight broke out. Who do they think they are, the Palin family?
The N.Y. Post says it may take the Knicks' J.R. Smith a few months to learn the triangle. I’m guessing there's three sides to that story.


Tuesday, 14 October 2014

A British chef has invented the Glamburger, the world’s most expensive burger at $2,000 Canadian. The most expensive hot dog continues to be Alex Ovechkin.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
I saw my dentist after a weekend bonspiel where I curled each morning, afternoon and evening. I told him I was brushing after every meal.
Ex-NHL tough guy Mike Millbury says it’s time to get rid of fighting on the ice. He wants it where it belongs — up in the stands.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.