Friday, 15 December 2017

The top five curling text abbreviations:  
5. TMI (threw my in-turn);
4. BTW (back-tee weight);
3. LOL (lots of line);
2. BFF (bite four-foot);
1. OMG (oh my guard!). 
A festive cheerleader video from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Thursday, 14 December 2017

A Florida couple hoping to sue their landlord for not fixing a door faked a break-in by shooting themselves in the leg. Who gave them legal advice? Plaxico Burress?
A festive ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The NHL has accepted an expansion application from Seattle. Richard Sherman is already calling Thursday games a puckfest.

Wednesday, 13 December 2017

ASU gave fired coach Todd Graham a $12-million buyout and will pay bench boss Herm Edwards a reported $4-6 million. Or as Edwards might say: you pay to win the games.
A festive cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
I just saw the video of Edmonton coach Todd McLellan reaming out the Oilers during a recent practice. Profanity? It reminded me of the last call from my ex-wife.

Tuesday, 12 December 2017

A festive cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
New Jersey police are looking for a man who broke into a store and stole hair pieces. Stealing wigs seems odd — unless you can't afford toupee for them.
Russia's ban from the Winter Olympics means its athletes who win gold won’t hear their anthem. The Star Spangled Banner is an option, since they did get Trump elected.

Monday, 11 December 2017

A festive cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
In NFL news, Cleveland fired GM Sashi Brown. So the Browns are less Brown — call them the Cleveland Beiges.
The 76ers finally traded Jahlil Okafor, their first pick of the 2015 draft. Or as they say in Philadelphia, he was processed.

Sunday, 10 December 2017

A festive ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The smoke cannon started spewing during the Florida Panthers 6-4 win over Winnipeg. Luckily it didn’t obscure the view of any spectators — unless you include the Jets goalie.
Suspended national team goalkeeper Hope Solo announced plans to run for president of U.S. Soccer. The idea got her so excited, she beat up a couple of relatives.

Saturday, 9 December 2017

Bruins RW David Backes scored two goals in his fourth game back from having surgery to remove part of his colon. That’s right; he punctuated his return with a semicolon.*
A festive cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Eli Manning will be back behind centre for the Giants. His benching led to much ado and one less McAdoo.

Friday, 8 December 2017

A festive cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt Jr. and his wife are expecting a baby. Man, I’d love to be in the back seat when he drives her to hospital.

Thursday, 7 December 2017

A festive cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The title World’s Biggest Duck refers to:
a) Mama, a 13.6-tonne inflatable rubber duckie that tours the globe;
b) Manute Bol's 7-foot-2 son, Bol Bol, who just signed with Oregon.

Wednesday, 6 December 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!