Monday, 22 May 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
WHL fans are pulling for the Seattle Thunderbirds in junior hockey's Memorial Cup. However Erie is favoured to win — or they Otter be.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Some are questioning Gisele Bundchen’s claim that Tom Brady had a concussion last season. Would any guy tell the Victoria's Secret model: “Sorry, I have a headache?”

Sunday, 21 May 2017

Golden State annihilated San Antonio by 36 points in Game 2.  Alamo, schmalamo: if this keeps up the Texas state seal will read “Remember the Spurs.”
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
According to Raptors' management, all Toronto needs to get to the next level is a “culture change.” I'm thinking the Ujiri is still out on that.

Saturday, 20 May 2017

The wife of NFL cornerback Antonio Cromartie is pregnant. Currently Cromartie's offspring total 13 — or a dozen to the Saskatchewan Roughriders.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
How nasty is the Penguins-Senators series getting? The area where players serve infractions will soon be called the Pens-alty box or the Sen-bin.

Friday, 19 May 2017

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Ducks 3-2 win in Nashville means NHL playoff visitors in 2017 win about 45 per cent of games. NHL road teams aren't at risk— they're like Michael Bolton CDs in unlocked cars.

Thursday, 18 May 2017

Lonzo Ball may be some kind of magician asking $US495 for his signature basketball shoes. Just like that, he turned sneakers into snickers.
Cincinnati Reds fans have taken to chanting “Woo! Woo” during games. I just checked Atlanta's record — how long before Braves fans start chanting "Woe! Woe!"

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

Mets ace Matt Harvey reportedly fell apart because Adriana Lima went to the Met Gala with Pats receiver Julian Edelman. Sounds like Lima is playing a little pitch and catch.


A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Alex Ovechkin is the Great 8, but not so great in seven.

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Reuters reports Minnesota police found Gordy the goat, abducted from a petting zoo, in the back of a crashed SUV. Title this one: Kid-nap ended by bleat cop.
If the Kentucky Derby is the fastest two minutes in sports, then Manny Machado’s home-run trot against the Red Sox is the slowest.

Monday, 15 May 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Celtics-Wizard series has featured explosive runs. The same can be said of the Clippers-Jazz series — mostly when Utah’s Gordon Hayward had the flu.
Let's hope Russell Westbrook isn't one to drown his sorrows. He has been fond of triple doubles.

Sunday, 14 May 2017

A celeb cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Alex Ovechkin is now 0-7 in Round 2 as Pittsburgh blanked the hometown Caps in Game 7. If all Russians in Washington were this ineffective, Trump wouldn't be president.
Happy anniversary Dale Earnhardt Jr. A year ago his steering wheel fell off during the Geico 500. Or as Kenny Rogers might say: You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.