Tuesday, 21 February 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Brandon Crawley of the London Knights stole Erie centre Dylan Strome's stick during play, so Strome used Crawley's stick and scored. Should the Erie player gloat about it? He Otter.

Monday, 20 February 2017

Canadian tennis star Eugenie Bouchard agreed to a second date with a guy she met over a Twitter bet. Speaking as a tennis fan and a male, that's winning at love.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Tiger Woods has reportedly been advised by doctors to “stay horizontal.” Isn’t that what got him into trouble in the first place?

Sunday, 19 February 2017

Kate Upton has landed her third Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. Her over-under on that is skimpy.

According to Sports Illustrated, NASCAR’s Jimmie Johnson was an avid triathlete. NFL analyst Jimmy Johnson was not a triathlete — his hair ruined his drag coefficient.

Saturday, 18 February 2017

The NY Post said the ring girl who MMA fighter Andrew Whitney accidentally socked in the jaw was okay. Just okay? I've seen her pictures; she deserves a standing-10 count.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
TMZ made fun of Tom Brady’s wristbands having apostrophes on the plural of toes and knees. Brady's response? He put a punctuation mark on the Super Bowl.

Friday, 17 February 2017

A new cereal named after ex-NBA star Tim Duncan is called Slam Duncan-O’s. Given Duncan’s general disposition, the first name they ruled out was Cheery-O’s.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
In case you missed it, Seahawks' assistant coach Rocky Seto left the team to join the ministry. In short: he turned in his playbook and picked up a praybook.

Thursday, 16 February 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Eleanor McCain, heiress to the McCain Foods fortune, is in a bitter legal battle to deny a $5M prenup settlement to her ex. No surprise a McCain Foods fight has gotten chippy.
A male resident in a Nebraska nursing home punched another resident in his face over a cafeteria-seat dispute. Hmm. So that’s where CFL greats Joe Kapp and Angelo Mosca retired.

Wednesday, 15 February 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Atlanta Falcons fired defensive coaches Richard Smith and Bryan Cox. When asked what the tipping point was, coach Dan Quinn listed 31 points in row.
Patriots starting DT in the Super Bowl, Alan Branch, is in the top 10 of most massive NFL players at 6-foot-6, 350 pounds. Or as cannibals call him, dinner for six.

Tuesday, 14 February 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Winnipeg Jets star Dustin Byfuglien reportedly enjoys ice fishing. He has to be fast though: he only gets two minutes for hooking.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
According to a new study, Americans get their “second wind” at age 56. For the sake of 31 NFL teams, let's hope no one tells Tom Brady.

Monday, 13 February 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Tennis star Eugenie Bouchard must go on a date with a fan after she made a rash Super-Bowl bet on Twitter. Typical Bouchard of late: she starts a match by dumping into the net.

Newly elected Hall-of-Fame QB Kurt Warner said he'll carry St. Louis with him to Canton. Provided his wife Brenda says it’s okay.

Sunday, 12 February 2017

A sad farewell to Masaya Nakamura, the inventor of Pac-Man, who died recently. Ironically, he may now be a ghost.