A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I’m not saying St. Louis baseball fans are spoiled. But they call errors Cardinal sins.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The Toronto Blue Jays trail only the Houston Astros with 1331 hits this season. They've put more men in scoring position than Paris Hilton.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The Toronto Raptors mascot was one sidelined with a torn Achilles tendon. He was listed as a dino sore.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The USC Trojans need a new head football coach. Based on performance over the last 10 years, the job comes with a salary set high and a bar set low.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

SpaceX launched Inspiration4 on Wednesday, its first all-civilian mission currently orbiting Earth at 22 times the speed of sound. Or slightly slower than a Shohei Ohtani fastball.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I wonder if Cleveland safety John Johnson has finally answered the question on why the Browns lost in the last 10 minutes to the Chiefs. What the Hill just happened?

Reader's Digest recently released an article about seven things Canadians haven’t been able to say for a long time. Let me guess one: the Leafs are Stanley Cup champions.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

According to a VirtualTourist.com item, Jacksonville has been one of the most dangerous U.S. cities to visit. Unless you are an NFL team.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

SPORTS DEKE NOTE

This is the 20th anniversary of 9/11, one of the darkest days in US history. Just three days ago, NYC's chief medical examiner said it had formally identified the 1,646th and 1,647th victim of the al-Qaeda attacks on the Twin Towers. So painful aftershocks of that horrible attack on Canada's southern neighbour — and on Democracy — are still with us today. I, for one, will never forget it.

According to Reuters, an Australian pig once drank 18 cans of beer, got into a fight with a cow before eventually passing out. It was made the official mascot of the NHL.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A Columbian senior reportedly had to have his penis amputated after a Viagra overdose. Don't laugh; it must have been very hard on him.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

According to Orange News, a New Zealand male found every tap in his house was running beer. Hmm. Add a wide-screen TV, a CFL football game and Gal Gadot, and we’re talking my dream home.

Good news! For this Sunday my wife has upgraded me from doubtful to probable.