Tuesday, 9 February 2016

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
I just came across several folders containing documents related to the divorce from my first wife. Or as I call them — the ex-files.

Monday, 8 February 2016

A final Super Bowl cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Despite what you may have heard, the Denver Broncos bus crash wasn’t an example of the wheels falling off. That was Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton.

Sunday, 7 February 2016

According to yumsugar.com, the average size of a Super Bowl party is 17 people. No, wait — that’s the average crowd at a Carolina Hurricanes game.
Devils defenceman Eric Gelinas took a blowtorch to his stick blade prior to playing the Leafs. The contest marked the 40th anniversary of Darryl Sittler’s 10-point game — talk about a stick on fire!
Panthers and Broncos cheerleader pics from Sports Deke. Cheers on Super Bowl Sunday.

Saturday, 6 February 2016

Bad news: groundhog Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow. That’s right — six more weeks hearing about Peyton Manning’s Super Bowl legacy.
A Super Bowl cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Singer Hillary Duff and retired hockey pro Mike Comrie have finalized their divorce. When asked what went wrong, the ex-NHL forward cited irreconcilable defences.

Friday, 5 February 2016

Check out Hartley Miller's column as Prince George (BC) said farewell to one of its finest athletes and citizens, ex-Winnipeg Blue Bomber fullback Matt Pearce (1989-96), gone too soon at age 48.
A Super Bowl cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Kings centre DeMarcus Cousins was added as a reserve for the NBA All-Star game. With the nickname Boogie, watch for him on the pick and roll.
Reuters reports a German robber rigged a condom machine to explode. This puts a new spin on blowing up safes.

Thursday, 4 February 2016

A Super Bowl cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
(ZOOM ALERT)
Steve Young told ESPN the biggest off-season task for Vikings’ kicker Blair Walsh will be  forgetting his last field goal try. Call it the Blair Miss Project.
The Lakers announced plans for a sculpture of Shaquille O’Neal outside Staples Center. If Kobe Bryant is ever honoured in bronze, Shaq’s statue will have its back turned to Kobe’s.

Wednesday, 3 February 2016

Three reasons Taiwan is opening a church in the shape of a giant shoe. 
3. So followers will toe the line;  
2. To help heels reform;
1. To save lost soles.
A Super Bowl cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Flames defenceman Dennis Wideman said his cross-check knockdown of an unsuspecting ref wasn’t intentional. I’ve seen zebras felled by lions that looked more accidental.

Tuesday, 2 February 2016

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Purdue basketball senior AJ Hammons snatched a rebound out of the air while holding his right sneaker. NBA potential? He’s a shoe-in.
A Super Bowl cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Caitlyn Jenner is writing a memoir about her transgender journey from male to female. It will come with a set of autographed his-and-hers towels.

Monday, 1 February 2016

LeBron James suggested the media gets more coaches fired than he does. Calling him a coach-killer is the pot calling the kettle Blatt.
A Super Bowl cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Lord of the Rings star Ian McKellan said the L.A. film industry disregards gay actors. In response, several Hollywood producers said “Ignore him.”


McKELLEAN: GAYS DISREGARDED