A Super Bowl irony: For New England’s defence to contain the Seahawks, the Patriots need to put more pressure on Wilson they they put in their Wilsons.


DEFLATEGATE HAS DOMINATED SUPER BOWL HEADLINES

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Rumours began circulating last week that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting divorced. And despite what many believe, their union’s state was not what President Obama addressed.

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It’s hard to adequately describe just how lurid Victoria Azarenka’s neon-yellow outfit is at the Aussie open. I’ll put it this way: it’s almost as loud as her grunts.

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Tiger Woods reportedly got clipped in the tooth by a TV camera while greeting Lindsey Vonn after her record 63rd win. Given Tiger’s game lately, it might be his best chip.

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Congratulations to Gatorade, celebrating its 50th anniversary. At the next general meeting, the CEO will have football coaches dumped over her head.

Iowa hoops star Adam Woodbury appeared to poke two Wisconsin players in the eyes. I hope Woodbury isn’t an education major; he has trouble keeping his hands off pupils.

Everyone is talking about the Patriots letting air out of balls. How about the Seahawks bursting the Packers’ bubble?

I really don’t know much about ball pressure. Except it’s why I decided to wear boxers.

Bengal’s pivot Andy Dalton was named to the Pro Bowl — the seventh alternate at QB. That line-up is getting tougher to track than who’s dating Taylor Swift.

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Olympic gold medallists Team Jacobs won $65,000, the most at last week’s $200,000 Pinty's All-Star Curling Skins Game. Think of it as the sweeps-takes.


TEAM JACOBS HURRIED TO SOME HARD CASH IN SKINS

The CBC reports depression can be caused by having a bad reaction to something. This comes as no surprise to Toronto Maple Leafs fans.

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Carolina Panthers coach Ron Rivera says the fire damage to his home will take over six months to repair. In other words, it's a rebuilding year.

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If the Bills have been the NFL’s forgotten team, signing coach Rex Ryan changes that. He’s the greatest gift to tabloid headlines since “Woman with no arms or legs rolls two miles to get help."

Hall-of-Famer Wade Boggs, with over 3,000 career hits, told TV star Charlie Day he once drank 107 beers in a day. So we have one thing in common: beer has often preceded the runs.

What’s with oil prices these days? They’re in a bigger slump than Jay Cutler’s body language.


JAY CUTLER: LEAGUE MOPE (NOT MVP)

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How epic was the Packers' collapse in the NFC Championship Game against the Seahawks? They've been named honourary San Jose Sharks.

Texas A&M bench boss Kevin Sumlin fired his pool boy for tweeting about one of the coach's phone conversations. That seems like dirty pool.