Friday, 24 October 2014

When Romanian tennis star Simona Halep was 17 she had her breasts surgically reduced to 34C. Still, she's been big in Fed Cups.
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There are some people who think we have heard the last of retired Yankee Derek Jeter. They’re sadly mythtaken.


DEREK JETER RETIRED

Thursday, 23 October 2014

A reality TV show has been launched in Japan starring a bikini-wearing girl pop group who fans can ask on dates and even marry. Would that make them a wedding band?
A recent study has found professional athletes are more prone to dental problems. Who commissioned that study, the NHLPA?
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Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Word is new Lions placekicker Mike Prater was asked by a Detroit reporter how he’s been handling his drinking problem. I think that’s a loaded question.
Iggy Azalea, who just topped Maxim Australia's hottest 100 women, is spending time with Lakers star Nick Young, who is out with a torn thumb. If I’m Young, I’m twisting my other fingers.


SINGER IGGY AZALEA: MAXIM'S HOTTEST

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
My wife and I were having a drink at a grizzly-bear-themed brew pub and noticed their mugs had a rabbit on the bottom. I figured their beer had a lot of hops.
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Far be it from me to suggest the Montreal Alouettes might be rubbing it in. Then again, I did notice they chose a game against the Roughriders to retire No. 13.

Monday, 20 October 2014

The NBA is considering reducing games from 48 minutes to 44 minutes. And that’s just the last three minutes.
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Three reasons Raiders fans egged the Chargers bus:   
3. The 25th anniversary of hiring Coach Shell;
2. They’re always in a fowl mood;  
1. Fed up being the butt of yolks.
Despite rumours to the contrary, season three of Total Divas does not star Terrell Owens.

Sunday, 19 October 2014

According to an ABC News report, clowns carrying baseball bats have been terrorizing people in Bakersfield, California. “We feel your pain,” said Cubs fans.
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Dallas running back Joseph Randle was arrested for stealing men's briefs. We’ll have more later on this undertaking.

Saturday, 18 October 2014

The Winnipeg Blue Bombers released running back Nic Grigsby because he wasn't producing. Upon reflection, they released the rest of the team.
An Air Force captain returned from a Middle East tour to propose to his NFL-cheerleader girlfriend during an Arizona game. That’s one way to land in a united state.


CAPTAIN ERIC STRAUB 2nd QUARTER PROPOSAL TO CLAIRE THORTON

Friday, 17 October 2014

A British inventor who spent months watching biscuits being dunked says he has solved the problem of them collapsing. Maybe he should study the San Jose Sharks.
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Scottish mountain biker Danny MacAskill’s latest stunt-riding video has received an incredible 12 million views in just one week. Talk about hits for the cycle.

Thursday, 16 October 2014

McAfee has released its top 50 celebrity searches and related computer problems. Not making the list:
88. Milos Raonic, exposure to a hostile server;
73. Bill Belichick, spyware;
54. Taylor Swift, bad dates.
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