Tuesday, 27 June 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Phil Mickelson and caddie Jim 'Bones' Mackay have parted ways after 25 years. When asked if it was the right move, Mickelson made no Bones about it.
Tom Brady stepped into the ring against one of Japan's highest-ranked Sumo wrestlers. He lost. Gisele Bundchen blamed Wes Welker.

Monday, 26 June 2017

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Saskatchewan Roughriders lost their CFL opener when Tyler Crapigna's last-gasp field goal was wide. One more like that, and Rider fans will start hyphenating Crapigna.
Speaking of clutch misses, one of the hosts of The Big Show on TSN Radio Winnipeg is Ex-Blue Bomber kicker Troy Westwood.

Sunday, 25 June 2017

The Sun-Sentinel said Brooks Koepka had a history of oddly improbable birdies. What do they call three straight birdies on the back nine to seal the U.S. Open? Koepkaesque?
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Team USA's World Cup Qualifier in Mexico City ended in a 1-1 draw. Whenever Mexico had a free kick, President Trump asked President Peña Nieto to pay for the U.S. wall.

Saturday, 24 June 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
An Atlanta cheerleader broke a Guinness World Record by performing 44 consecutive back handsprings. It all started with a rumour Tom Brady was out for the season.
Donald Trump drove a his cart onto a green at a golf course. Once again, he left followers in a rut.

Friday, 23 June 2017

Charles P. Thacker, a pioneer in early personal computing, died last week at age 74. Out of habit, doctors tried rebooting him.
No one was surprised the Vegas Golden Knights drafted Penguins goalie Marc-Andre Fleury. Even the weather forecast called for 48 Celsius with Fleurys.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Thursday, 22 June 2017

In case you missed it, Pittsburgh police dropped all charges against a man arrested for throwing a catfish onto the ice. Turns out it was a bass-less accusation.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Quote heard on CBC: "Manitobans who buy crafts want to meet their maker." "See?" I said to my wife. "Shopping is dangerous."

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
A biking enthusiast I know recently flew to England to take part in London's annual Naked Bike Ride Day. We’re talking cycling buff!
The Golden State Warriors have reportedly decided not to go to the White House. If only Donald Trump had felt the same way.

Tuesday, 20 June 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
When I turned on my new electric toothbrush, the toothpaste dropped off it onto the floor. Don’t laugh; I felt crestfallen.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Saskatchewan Roughriders say 33-year-old ex-NFL QB Vince Young is sidelined 4-6 weeks with a hamstring injury. Even Young isn’t as young as Young used to be.

Monday, 19 June 2017

According to Yahoo! Sports, Andre Iguodala's one-handed dunk against Cleveland in Game 5 will be immortalized on a poster. Possible title? The Night of the Iguodala.