Tuesday, 14 August 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week 
After my recent puns about beer making Bud wiser and then that joke being the Schlitz, people have asked if I have no shame. Of Coors I do.
HBO announced LeBron James will host a new talk show set in an L.A. barbershop. Not saying say LeBron is losing his hair, but a barbershop is one place he should feel safe.

Monday, 13 August 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Yankees pitcher JA Happ is back from a bout of hand, foot and mouth disease. My wife says I suffer from a similar ailment that is far more life-threatening — foot-in-mouth disorder.
After Johnny Manziel tossed four picks in his first CFL start, he said there was "nowhere to go but up." The last time he said that he ended up on a flight out of Cleveland.

Sunday, 12 August 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Brown rookie QB Baker Mayfield reportedly told Hard Knocks they couldn’t film inside his motorhome. To some guys an RV is prime wheel estate.
An in-case-you-missed-it note to my fellow Canadians. The NFL preseason opened with the Ravens beating the Bears 17-16 in the annual Hall of Who Cares game.

Saturday, 11 August 2018

Eugenie Bouchard spoke of a fresh “no-nonsense, disciplined approach” prior to the Rogers Cup, but was knocked out in Round 1 just like last year. New approach; same old departure.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The NFL is investigating the Steelers for using a deflated football during their first preseason game. Out of habit, Roger Goodell suspended Pats QB Tom Brady.

Friday, 10 August 2018

August 08, 1976, the Chicago White Sox were the first and last MLB team to play a game in shorts. This year the ChiSox have played 114 games, and 73 times they’ve come up short.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Thursday, 9 August 2018

Selfridges store in London announced early Christmas by opening a new Yule-themed shop August 2nd. "You call that early Christmas?" said Leafs fans. "We got John Tavares July 1st."
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
According to a German study, robots were able to convince 30 per cent of human volunteers to keep them turned on. The other 70 per cent of volunteers were married. 

Wednesday, 8 August 2018

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Danica Patrick told Rachel Ray seven things she likes about her boyfriend, Packers QB Aaron Rodgers. When Tom Brady heard this, he said: "Gisele listed 14 about me.”
Very disappointed in a video of some guy running on a landing strip in Atlanta in his BVDs. When I heard about a runway and underwear, I was expecting a Victoria's Secret model.

Tuesday, 7 August 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week 
Carmelo Anthony wants an Atlanta jersey with his name on it, even though it's expected he'll be waived without playing one second as a Hawk. In fact, he’s just a technical fowl.

Monday, 6 August 2018

Police at the Tour de France using tear gas on protestors accidentally sprayed several cyclists. The protestors cried; the cyclists asked for something stronger.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
I was hoping that Nationals star Bryce Harper would be dealt to L.A. of the American League. Back in Sunday school, every angel was a harper.