Tuesday, 20 February 2018

The IRS handed a Massachusetts psychic 26 months in prison for avoiding taxes on $3.5 million she earned ridding clients of demons. Even exorcists must give the devil his due.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
During the Oilers-Knights game in Vegas, a couple got married between the second and third period. Might be the first vows ever too start “With this rink I thee wed.”

Monday, 19 February 2018

Over 100,000 condoms reportedly will be handed out in the Olympic Village. It’s hoped athletes will use them for every conceivable occasion.
I hear housewives really like the new Olympic sport of mixed doubles curling. Where else can a woman say “clean” and have a man start sweeping?

Sunday, 18 February 2018

Too bad Russia’s ban for doping wasn’t in the summer Olympics. I'm thinking OAR would be favoured in all the rowing events.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Headline after Norway's Olympic team got 15,000 eggs instead of 1,500: Norway gets cracking.
Team Norway at the Olympics got 15,000 eggs instead of the 1,500 they ordered. So far the Norwegians are clean of PEDs, but their cholesterol is off the charts.

Saturday, 17 February 2018

My wife watched the Super Bowl — her first NFL game. Now she’s sure I wasn’t a catch.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
After the U.S. women’s hockey team lost 2-1 to Canada, they said outshooting their opponent was a silver lining. Keep that up and they’ll be settling for a silver medal.

Friday, 16 February 2018

Reuters reports Vladimir Putin stripped down to his skivvies to take part in a polar swim in a frozen lake north of Moscow. In short, the president was briefed.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
A brawl broke out in a professional rugby game in the country of Georgia, complete with punching, kicking and bloodshed. Then things got really violent: they played rugby.

Thursday, 15 February 2018

Belarussian teenager Aryna Sabalenka is said to be tennis’ new “queen of shrieking.” Apologies to Maria Sharapova, who may have been taken for grunted.
A short video of Eugenie Bouchard's SI Swimsuit shoot.
(Thanks Gary)
Did you catch Vladimir Tarasenko of the Blues snapping his hockey stick over his knee after missing the open net? Stupid stick!

Wednesday, 14 February 2018

Cavs GM Koby Altman said they had to make a big change to go younger, feel rejuvenated and freshen the air. No, wait a minute: that’s what my ex-wife said to me.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Did you hear Draymond Green on SportsCentre saying he is not a scientist? Given the Warriors recent loses to Houston, he isn’t a Rocket surgeon either.

Tuesday, 13 February 2018

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
I had part of my left index finger amputated this week. My surgeon is happy because I left her a tip.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Cavaliers traded away six players and picked up four at the NBA trade deadline. Talk about a house cleaning: the final deal included a custodian to be named later.

Monday, 12 February 2018

I’m not sure bobsledding makes for good TV. It’s more of a slide show.