Tuesday, 25 November 2014

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
First petulant Pittsburgh back LeGarrette Blount leaves a game early; shortly thereafter the Steelers cut him. Sounds like Coach Tomlin was suffering from Blount farce drama.
Justin Bieber is reportedly spending a few weeks with a pastor to learn how to spread the word of God. So far it's going well; the pastor is getting good at taking selfies.

Monday, 24 November 2014

Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.
After the Canucks edged the Oilers 5-4 in a seesaw battle, Vancouver winger Radim Vrbata said when you win games like this, they are fun. And I'm quoting him Vrbata.
CFL commissioner Mark Cohon unveiled a Canadian Northern charter jet with team logos on the sides. Fittingly, the west side has the Blue Bombers at the rear.

Sunday, 23 November 2014

The activist group Anonymous managed to hack the KKK's Twitter account. I hear the KKK are furious — Kim more so than Khloe and Kourtney.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.
A Seahawks fan got a surprise from mascot Taima the hawk when the bird flew into the stands and landed on the man’s head. That’s what you get for sitting in the cheep seats.

Saturday, 22 November 2014

Another Sports Deke random ice crew pic. We bring good cheer.
The Columbus Dispatch reports Blue Jackets defenceman Jack Johnson has filed for bankruptcy. No news of any NFL players being bankrupt – unless we’re talking morally.


JACK JOHNSON IS BROKE ... BECAUSE OF HIS FOLKS?
Nike cut ties with Adrian Peterson after his plea agreement to whipping his young son. Afterwards, Nike offered the four-year-old a job in one of their factories.

Friday, 21 November 2014

Bethany Hamilton, winner of the Surf-N-Sea Pipeline Women's Pro event, says it's a good thing she didn’t give up 11 years ago after a shark took her left arm. She's absolutely right.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.

Thursday, 20 November 2014

A US man was caught on camera trying to smuggle a chain saw hidden in this pants. The bad news is he will likely go to jail. The good news is he'll go in on a high note.
Discovery Channel filmed a man getting eaten alive by an Anaconda. In related news, Joe Maddon says his Cubs will make the 2015 playoffs, which is pretty hard to swallow.

Wednesday, 19 November 2014

A Kansas woman awoke to find an intruder in her house eating frozen cookie batter. It's the most criminal waste of dough since the Raiders signed JaMarcus Russell.
Taylor Swift, Amanda Seyfried and supermodel Kate Upton posed for a courtside photo at the Knicks-Magic game. Also in the photo were Who Cares and Not Important.


TAYLOR SWIFT COURTSIDE AT MSG
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.

Tuesday, 18 November 2014

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Olivia Sprauer, the teacher forced to resign over racy bikini pics of her, is now modelling and has graced the pages of Hustler. This is called turning a negative into a pose-ative.
Lingerie company Triumph has designed a bra that changes colour when you touch someone else wearing the same undergarment. Like, say, Dennis Rodman.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.

Monday, 17 November 2014

Anaheim Ducks veterans Corey Perry and Francois Beauchemin have been diagnosed with mumps. That’s just swell.


COREY PERRY: OUT WITH MUMPS
A man who won the right to name a new leisure centre in Selby, England, chose 'Selby Leisure Centre.' With that kind of imagination, it's a wonder he isn't coaching the Blue Bombers.

Sunday, 16 November 2014

CBC Manitoba says a polar vortex continues to chill the Prairies. It all started during Selkirk’s Grand Slam curling event with Cathy O on the same sheet as Jennifer Jones.
Justin Bieber dropped in to the Steelers bible study the night before their surprising loss to the underdog Jets. That’s the Bieb for you: he shows up and someone get upset.