According to a recent survey, Toronto is the Canadian city most disliked across the country. Torontonians responded with shock: "There are other cities in Canada?"

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Pius Heinz, 22, once won the $8.72-million prize at the World Series of Poker. When he got ahead, opponents of Heinz played ketchup.

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Kelly Kulick, the first woman to win a PBA Tour title, once posed in ESPN the Magazine's "Bodies We Want" edition. Who better than a bowler to be pin-up?

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A New York nun was caught stealing $1 million from a Catholic college to feed a gambling addiction. If Craps was her game, would that make her a holy roller?

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The World's largest bra was recently unveiled in London to promote breast cancer awareness — size 1222B! And Calgary thinks on November 24th they're hosting a big Cup?

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A man in Italy is facing jail time for illegally possessing a deadly crocodile that police removed from his condo. The officers are being praised for taking a bite out of crime.

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A Toronto school banned soccer balls, footballs, volleyballs, tennis balls or any kind of "hard" balls so students won't get hurt. One thing they forgot to ban — screwballs.

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Winnipeg pivot Chris Streveler completed only seven passes for 89 yards in his first start this season. The last time a quarterback had fewer completed passes, Brett Favre was texting Jenn Sterger.

A recent survey said cheese is the most stolen food in the world. I'm wondering who funded that study? The Cheddar Business Bureau?

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A Zimbabwe man swore in court he was having sex with a woman who turned into a donkey. In a related story, my wife says I've become a complete ass.

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John Brown University lost two points on a technical foul after hundreds of fans sent toilet paper streaming onto the court. Hey, every team needs its roll players.

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Supermodel Miranda Kerr once posed in a diamond-studded bra worth over $2.5 million. In related news, USA Today ranks former QB Ryan Leaf as the NFL's all-time multimillion-dollar bust.


MIRANDA KERR; $2.5 MILLION DOLLAR BRA

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An Alabama company is offering to pack the ashes of the dear departed into bullets or rifle cartridges. What's next, shotgun funerals?