Monday, 23 October 2017

A Halloween ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
What do you call all four North American professional leagues having televised games last Thursday? The Wide, Wide World of Divorce.
In the NBA it was Blazers 124; Suns 76. No Phoenix rising — they just looked like a bunch of ashes.

Sunday, 22 October 2017

A Halloween cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Dolphins pulled off a miracle in Atlanta against the Falcons. No, not Miami's 17-point comeback win — Jay Cutler showed emotion.
The Montreal Canadiens have lost seven straight games after winning their opener. Looks like the Habs have become the Hab naughts.

Saturday, 21 October 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Apparently George Foreman's no-holds-barred challenge fight with Steven Seagal isn't going to happen. They both tested positive for Geritol.
The Saskatchewan Roughriders lost a heartbreaker to the Redblacks as Ottawa scored on two late touchdown drives. I ask again: what exactly does a prevent defence prevent?

Friday, 20 October 2017

Metro News reports there are markets in London selling fake Viagra. More on that coming up later.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
What do you get if you cross 76ers legend Julius Irving with Carolina Panthers defensive end Julius Peppers? Dr. Peppers.

Thursday, 19 October 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Joining Kate Upton in SI’s swimsuit edition are runway stars Hannah Ferguson, Ashley Graham, Bo Krsmanovic and Danielle Herrington. Possible subtitle: All the Right Struts.
Did you know the dinosaur and fossil centre in Alberta is called Currie Museum? Please don’t tell  them where to find me.

Wednesday, 18 October 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
An Edmonton divorce judge ordered a couple to share Oilers season tickets by each choosing games. My divorce was less friendly: my wife shared the furniture by sawing it all in half.
Bad news for ex-Lakers coach Byron Scott, his home was broken into. A small consolation — it was a fast break.

Tuesday, 17 October 2017

Packers QB Aaron Rodgers will undergo potentially season-ending surgery after fracturing his right clavicle. That’s today’s breaking news.
The LFL, formerly the Lingerie Football League, posted a video saying they "stand in salute of our flag." I wonder how many men have stood in salute of lingerie football?

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Today's Jeopardy answer: It's the capital of the country of Georgia. If Shakespeare were alive, he'd say, "Tbilisi or not Tbilisi; that is the question."

Monday, 16 October 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
In the history of the Expos-Nationals franchise, 1981 is remembered as Blue Monday. So what do we call this year's failed relief appearance by a starter? Scherzer Thursday?
Jets blueliner Dustin Byfuglien's injury was questioned after he posted a photo of a large sturgeon he'd just caught. I’m not a fan of Big Buff — even when he is not playing he’s hooking.

October 10 was Love Your Hair Day. Or in my case, remembering the dear departed.