Tuesday, 12 December 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
New Jersey police are looking for a man who broke into a store and stole hair pieces. Stealing wigs seems odd — unless you can't afford toupee for them.

Russia's ban from the Winter Olympics means its athletes who win gold won’t hear their anthem. The Star Spangled Banner is an option, since they did get Trump elected.

Monday, 11 December 2017

A festive cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
In NFL news, Cleveland fired GM Sashi Brown. So the Browns are less Brown — call them the Cleveland Beiges.
The 76ers finally traded Jahlil Okafor, their first pick of the 2015 draft. Or as they say in Philadelphia, he was processed.

Sunday, 10 December 2017

A festive ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The smoke cannon started spewing during the Florida Panthers 6-4 win over Winnipeg. Luckily it didn’t obscure the view of any spectators — unless you include the Jets goalie.
Suspended national team goalkeeper Hope Solo announced plans to run for president of U.S. Soccer. The idea got her so excited, she beat up a couple of relatives.

Saturday, 9 December 2017

Bruins RW David Backes scored two goals in his fourth game back from having surgery to remove part of his colon. That’s right; he punctuated his return with a semicolon.*
A festive cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Eli Manning will be back behind centre for the Giants. His benching led to much ado and one less McAdoo.

Friday, 8 December 2017

A festive cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
NASCAR legend Dale Earnhardt Jr. and his wife are expecting a baby. Man, I’d love to be in the back seat when he drives her to hospital.

Thursday, 7 December 2017

A festive cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The title World’s Biggest Duck refers to:
a) Mama, a 13.6-tonne inflatable rubber duckie that tours the globe;
b) Manute Bol's 7-foot-2 son, Bol Bol, who just signed with Oregon.

Wednesday, 6 December 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
The Edmonton Oilers put starting goalie Cam Talbot on injured reserve. He’s hampered by an upper body injury and a lower save percentage.
Oddsmakers put Tiger Woods' chances at 20-1 of winning one of the next four majors. Elvis is at 19-1. *

Tuesday, 5 December 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
I played Wii golf, tennis and curling on Saturday and again on Sunday. You might call it a lost Wiikend.
An ice crew video from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Cleveland receiver Josh Gordon said he used drugs or alcohol before every game. “They also help after games,” said Browns fans.

Monday, 4 December 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
I confess the Grey Cup half-time performer, Shania Twain, has been a dream date of mine over the years. One expression sums up my chances: Never the Twain shall meet.
Everyone seems to be getting in on quarterback Eli Manning being benched by the Giants. This just in from Three Dog Night: Eli’s not comin’.

Sunday, 3 December 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.