The Brewers newly-adopted pooch ‘Hank’ ran in his first Milwaukee sausage race dressed as a hotdog. Lucky for the sausages, the race wasn't wiener take all.

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According to a new study, wearing socks over your shoes is a great way to avoid slipping on ice. It's also a great way to avoid meeting women.

Victoria Beckham recently had her breast implants removed. She now has natural cleavage instead of a silicon valley.

VICTORIA BECKHAM IMPLANTS NO MORE

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Researchers have successfully tested a pillow that will awaken snorers without waking anyone next to them. Who’d they test it on? Maple Leafs fans?

The pants of the Norwegian men's curling team have their own Facebook page, with over 550,000 likes. That puts them 549,999 ahead of me.

Did you hear about the NASCAR driver who was addicted to brake fluid? He just couldn't stop.

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In honour of the Tim Horton's Brier, my all-star Canadian men's team of singing curlers:
Lead, Guardin' Lightfoot;
Second, Peel Young;
Third, Bumping Tom Conners;
Skip, Button Cummings.

I hurt my back last week after I slipped on a patch of ice, flailed my arms trying to get my balance and fell awkwardly. On the bright side, I got 6.0 from the Russian judge.

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An item from the ironic files: The uniform of Jason Collins, the NBA's first openly gay player, is the league's top selling jersey. So thousands of them will go into the closet.

I'm not saying I watched too much Olympic curling. But now when my wife wants the kitchen floor cleaned, she just yells "Hurry hard!"

BBC News reports a leopard has been on the loose in Meerut, India. In the last few hours, several sources say the leopard was spotted.

A dinner theatre in Florida that features wrestling is drawing rave reviews. A word of caution: If anybody asks, say no to the Greco-Roman dressing.

The Blue Bombers announced Drew Willy will be their No. 1 quarterback. Nobody in Winnipeg got excited - except one guy who thought they said Joe Willie.

Yasiel Puig, an NL MVP favourite, showed up to spring training 26 pounds overweight. He’s now the heavy favourite.

In tennis, if your opponent doesn't show up, you win in a walkover. In related news, the Finnish Olympic men's hockey team won bronze in a walkover.

I'm confused. If Russia is opposed to gays, why are they fond of biathletes?

Lamar Odom has reportedly signed a deal to play in Spain. When Khloe Kardashian heard about it, she said, "That's not far enough."

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All but one of the Netherlands' 24 Olympic medals came in long track skating; most of South Korea's medals came in short track skating. That's the long and short of it.

Reuters reports herders in Lapland are experimenting with giving reindeer glow-in-the-dark antlers. This can’t be good news to Rudolph.

A bit of a mix-up at TSN is being blamed on a typo. So far nobody can convince Rod Black that Ottawa’s CFL team isn’t named after him.