Saturday, 28 March 2020

SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
In 2012 Rory McIlroy was the world's No. 1 golfer, had earnings over $5.2 million and was dating tennis star Caroline Wozniacki. If that's the luck of the Irish, I want some.
A cheerleader video (1:01) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Friday, 27 March 2020

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Thursday, 26 March 2020

According to the American Psychological Association, the average man cries up to 17 times a year. Oddly enough, the Cincinnati Bengals will soon play that many games per season.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Wednesday, 25 March 2020

The top three Shakespeare NBA quotes:
3. What's in a name? That which we call a Rose;
2. Thus conscience does make Howards of us all;
1. O Rubio, Rubio! wherefore art thou Rubio?
An ice crew loop from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Tuesday, 24 March 2020

Two surprising discoveries in a recent survey of Bhutan:  
a) 90 per cent of its people said they are happy;  
b) The other 10 per cent said they are Knicks fans.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Monday, 23 March 2020

A 69-year-old Michigan woman claimed a 25-pound wild turkey had been attacking her in her yard. Police suspect fowl play.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Sunday, 22 March 2020

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Saturday, 21 March 2020

A golden retriever became a celebrity in China for how it guarded its owner's bicycle. I'm thinking its bark was worse than its bike.


LI LI STANDS GUARD
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Friday, 20 March 2020

SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
Orange News reports a man set a world record by balancing 23 wooden benches on his teeth. I'll go out on a limb and say he doesn't play hockey.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Thursday, 19 March 2020

According to a recent study, the sound of high-performance racing engines sexually arouse 99 per cent of women, while revving an economy car turns them off. In a related story, I sold my Toyota Echo.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Wednesday, 18 March 2020

Singer Sheryl Crow was reportedly a track-and-field star back in high school. Of course in those days she ran on eight-tracks.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Tuesday, 17 March 2020

A Chinese entrepreneur said the key ingredient in one of the world's most expensive teas is panda poop. This reinforces my opinion of tea: just grin and bear it.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Monday, 16 March 2020

Police in Chile arrested a man suspected of stealing an ice chunk from the Jorge Montt Glacier. Sounds like they solved a cold case.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Sunday, 15 March 2020

SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
Massachusetts police arrested a motorist for throwing a handful of pennies at the driver of another car. He's been charged with assault and impersonating a CFL general manager.