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Hulk Hogan was reportedly suing his ex-wife Linda, who he claims took everything when she left — even his toilet seat. That's rough; she basically left him with squat.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A runaway cow in Austria wandered into a sporting-goods store and chewed through two sports bras and a T-shirt.

That's odd; you'd think she'd go for a jersey.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A new social networking site is matching people by the DNA of bacteria in their gut. This is faster than the old system of couples being married for years to find out they can't stomach each other.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

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A U.S. man spent six months, $2,500 and 30,000 Lego bricks recreating a scene from Star Wars. I'm guessing he's either been married for a long time, or he's never going to be.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I just saw an internet video of a mountain-bike racer in South Africa getting blindsided by a charging antelope. Other than that, I have nothing gnu.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

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Over 300 female soccer players in Germany took part in a competition to earn one of 12 spots on a sexy promotional calendar. I'll go out on a limb and say all the winners were strikers.


Germany's Women of Soccer calendar

A cheerleader vid (1:50) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

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The Canadian Radio-Television and Telecommunications Commission lifted its ban on Money for Nothing by Dire Straights, saying it isn't offensive to today's audience. They're still not sure about TSN's Rod Black.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Police in London, Ontario, have charged a man for a banana-throwing incident at an NHL preseason game. The accused will face a heavy fine with no chance of a peel.

An ice crew vid (22 sec) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

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Authorities in San Diego are looking for a man who disguised himself as Gumby and tried to rob a 7-Eleven. If caught, he's looking at a long stretch.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

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A Pamplona-style running of the bulls has been slated for a Phoenix suburb. Could be the most bull in the area since Gary Bettman justified NHL expansion.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

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Police in Bristol, Tennessee, caught up with a man outside a NASCAR race who was drunk, naked and had a live raccoon in his car. They asked him if he'd seen anything unusual.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Some Florida elementary schools are trying to fight inactivity by showing students fitness videos — but the kids don't have to do the exercises. It's about as useful as having the Maple Leafs watch Stanley Cup footage.