Monday, 24 April 2017

Ex-Detroit Lions wideout Titus Young was sent to prison. Or as it's known in the NFL —the farm system.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The WHL's Everett Silvertips beat the Victoria Royals at 12:36 of overtime five — the longest game in Canadian hockey history. It almost ran into the start of the NHL’s 2017-2018 season.

Sunday, 23 April 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Cubs' Kyle Schwarber was upset umps ruled his grab against Wrigley’s wall was not a catch due to the ivy interfering. Note to Schwarber: To error is human; forgive da’vine.
The Calgary Sun ran a photo of an 8-year-old boy near tears at the Flames being swept by the Ducks. Cheer up kid: you could have been born a Winnipeg Jets fan.

Saturday, 22 April 2017

More Erin Heatherton cheerleader pics from Sports Deke. Cheers!
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A Sarasota Open tennis match was reportedly interrupted by a couple having extremely loud sex nearby. From the sounds of it, somebody was winning at love.
The NBA just set a record this year for attendance at regular season games. The same cannot be said of LeBron James.

Friday, 21 April 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Sports Deke Reprise:
Flames defenceman Dennis Wideman said his cross-check knockdown of an unsuspecting ref wasn’t intentional. I’ve seen zebras felled by lions that looked more accidental.

Thursday, 20 April 2017

Olympic gold-medal swimmer Dana Vollmer plans to swim a 50-metre freestyle race in the third trimester of her pregnancy. I'm thinking it'll be hard to tell if her water breaks.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
When Warriors forward Kevin Durant claims he always bangs his head on things, is it said bashfully?

Wednesday, 19 April 2017

According to USA Today, a group of U.S. scientists has offered proof Pluto should be considered a planet. Their next big challenge? Proving the Lakers are an NBA team.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The CFL's Edmonton Eskimos sacked GM Ed Hervey after a 40-32 record, three playoff appearances and one Grey Cup win. In Winnipeg they’d have made him premier.

Tuesday, 18 April 2017

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
An unusual yoga class has opened in Ontario where participants do all the traditional poses, but in a barn surrounded by goats. What’s their slogan? No goats, no glory?
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Reuters reports a man whose body was found on the roof of a hospital in Sinaloa, Mexico, was likely thrown from an airplane. Check that: he was re-accommodated.

Monday, 17 April 2017

Winnipeg police report a blaze was deliberately started at a local golf course. Fire in the hole!
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Game 1 against Ottawa saw the Boston Bruins go 25 minutes without a shot on net. No shot — like every marriage proposal I’ve mailed to Anne Hathaway.

Sunday, 16 April 2017

Dustin Johnson withdrew from the Masters due to a fall down the stairs. When asked if he'd missed a step, he said “No; I'm pretty sure I hit them all.”
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.