Metro UK reports a woman who said she’s had sex with ghosts now claims to be engaged to one. Right. Who’s her bridesmaid, Manti Te’o's girlfriend?

Did you know Patriots QB Tom Brady was drafted by the Montreal Expos as a catcher? He also married supermodel Gisele Bundchen — so credit him with one major-league catch.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Which is harder to believe: That N.Y. Mets GM Brodie Van Wagenen said Tim Tebow earned the right to start on a Triple-A team? Or that he didn't mean the Mets?

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Winnipeg Blue Bombers coach Mike O’Shea called RB Andrew Harris’ work this season a ‘masterpiece.’ If Montreal QB Johnny Manziel’s work was art, it’d be taped to a refrigerator.

A recent survey shows Americans are spending more money on dogs than ever before. In a related story, the Dallas Mavericks lead the NBA in attendance.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

RJ’s Punalty Box
How is an NFL receiver like Maxwell House coffee? They're both good to the last drop.

Canadian RJ Barrett had a game-high 33 points as Duke scored 118 in its NCAA basketball season-opener. Who were they playing, the Cleveland Cavaliers?

The Toronto Maple Leafs went five straight games at Scotiabank Arena with no goals in the first two frames. Take it from an old divorcé: lots of guys have periods where they don’t score at home.

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Pittsburgh police clocked Steelers receiver Antonio Brown going over 100 mph on Thursday. And that was just running past Panthers defenders.

The Cleveland Cavaliers parted ways with coach Tyronn Lue just six games into the season. Call it the mother of all fast breaks.

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Scientists said the most likely explanation for a beluga whale that swam into the Thames is an impaired guidance system. "Ditto," they said, "for Bill's QB Nathan Peterman."

The Blue Bombers finish third and have to play the 12-6 Roughriders, while fourth-place BC gets to play the 8-10 Ti-Cats. You'll find the CFL playoffs in the dictionary under negative reinforcement.

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An Edmonton girl sold 30 boxes of Girl Guide cookies in 45 minutes outside a marijuana shop on legalization day. Some jokes just write themselves.

Halloween cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

The NY Mets introduced Brodie Van Wagenen as their new GM. Now you know who they hitched their Wagenen to.

Raiders coach Jon Gruden said he gets call from players "dying to play for the Raiders." What he didn't say is one of them was Elvis.

Halloween ice crew pic from sports Deke. Cheers.

Three reasons a Bangkok ad agency allows dogs at work:
3. Employees want more arf-time work;
2. Sales went through the woof;
1. Damned if I don’t, damned if Fido.

According to a recent study, dogs tend to yawn when their owners yawn. In a related story, the Knicks have banned bring-your-dog games.