The Sun-Sentinel said Brooks Koepka had a history of oddly improbable birdies. What do they call three straight birdies on the back nine to seal the U.S. Open? Koepkaesque?

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Team USA's World Cup Qualifier in Mexico City ended in a 1-1 draw. Whenever Mexico had a free kick, President Trump asked President Peña Nieto to pay for the U.S. wall.

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An Atlanta cheerleader broke a Guinness World Record by performing 44 consecutive back handsprings. It all started with a rumour Tom Brady was out for the season.

Donald Trump drove a his cart onto a green at a golf course. Once again, he left followers in a rut.

Charles P. Thacker, a pioneer in early personal computing, died last week at age 74. Out of habit, doctors tried rebooting him.

No one was surprised the Vegas Golden Knights drafted Penguins goalie Marc-Andre Fleury. Even the weather forecast called for 48 Celsius with Fleurys.

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In case you missed it, Pittsburgh police dropped all charges against a man arrested for throwing a catfish onto the ice. Turns out it was a bass-less accusation.

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Quote heard on CBC: "Manitobans who buy crafts want to meet their maker." "See?" I said to my wife. "Shopping is dangerous."

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A biking enthusiast I know recently flew to England to take part in London's annual Naked Bike Ride Day. We’re talking cycling buff!

The Golden State Warriors have reportedly decided not to go to the White House. If only Donald Trump had felt the same way.

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
When I turned on my new electric toothbrush, the toothpaste dropped off it onto the floor. Don’t laugh; I felt crestfallen.

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The Saskatchewan Roughriders say 33-year-old ex-NFL QB Vince Young is sidelined 4-6 weeks with a hamstring injury. Even Young isn’t as young as Young used to be.

According to Yahoo! Sports, Andre Iguodala's one-handed dunk against Cleveland in Game 5 will be immortalized on a poster. Possible title? The Night of the Iguodala.

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The Chicago Cubs are selling championship Wrigley ivy leaves at $200 each. Might be the biggest waste of money on a leaf since Toronto drafted defenceman Luke Schenn.

D.C.'s representative, Kara McCullough, won the 2017 Miss USA title. So unlike the Capitals and the Nationals, she didn’t disappoint after looking good going in.

KARA McCULLOUGH: MISS USA 2017

With Jelena Ostapenko constantly going for outright winners in the French Open final, Simona Halep said she lost her way a bit. At times she looked quite Halepless.

The University of Hawaii offered a football scholarship to an 11-year-old, fifth-grade quarterback. What was his signing bonus? A PlayStation 4 Pro?

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