Thursday, 28 September 2023

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Wednesday, 27 September 2023

 This just in: after having a terrible summer, Humpty Dumpty hopes to have a great Fall.

A cheerleader video (58 secs) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Monday, 25 September 2023

With Taylor Swift as an invited guest of Kansas tight end Travis Kelce, you just knew the Chiefs would make sure he scored a touchdown. That's right, I'm saying the TD was Taylor-made.

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Sunday, 24 September 2023

At 255 lbs., Texans fullback, Andrew Beck, returned a kickoff 86 yards down the sideline for a TD — the heaviest kick returner to score in NFL history. Picture a snowplow going down the shoulder of the Trans-Canada Highway.
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Saturday, 23 September 2023

A Groaner from Sportsdeke
For years my vegetable of choice was broccoli. Then I heard John Lennon on the radio and decided to give peas a chance.
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Friday, 22 September 2023

Metro UK reports a German found a long-lost wedding ring in his garden with a carrot grown through it. By now the ring has only sentimental value — it's just one-carrot gold.
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Thursday, 21 September 2023

Reuters reports three men have been charged with fraud for allegedly selling horse meat as beef. The accused are waiting to be a reined, where they'll plead neigh to the charges before trotting out their defence team.

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Wednesday, 20 September 2023

Blue Jays pitcher Yusei Kikuchi says a short sleep caused him to cramp last game — only 11 hours instead of his usual 13! They're going to start calling him Rip Van Kikuchi.
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Tuesday, 19 September 2023

Hear about the minor-league pitcher who split his pants in two places while throwing a 100-mph strike? I’m thinking it was a two-seam fastball.
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Monday, 18 September 2023

A GROANER FROM SPORTS DEKE
For a time, a long shot horse I bet on in the third race last weekend at Assiniboia Downs was leading the pack. Sadly, it wasn’t furlong.
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Sunday, 17 September 2023

The NY Post reports a college student drove straight into a police car — while she was taking a topless selfie. On the bright side, she set a speed record for going from zero-to-ditzy.

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Saturday, 16 September 2023

Over 600 runners from around the world took part in this year's Red Bull 400 in Lahden Suurmäki, Finland, where competitors must run uphill. "We can relate," said the Houston Texans.
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Friday, 15 September 2023

Aaron Rodgers is reportedly out for the rest of the season. He is suffering from a torn Achilles tendon and a greatly stretched hype train.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.