Friday, 19 September 2014

Suggested name for the Texans' football stadium, where the playing surface is being blamed for several knee injuries, most recently Jadaveon Clowney.

Field of Screams.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.

Thursday, 18 September 2014

German Oliver Struempfel broke the world record for carrying the most full beer glasses —27— at a competition in Germany. He’s favoured in next year’s draft.
FieldTurf has signed Saskatonian Kaylyn Kyle, midfielder on Canada’s FIFA World Cup team, to a three-year endorsement deal. Who better to star on a soccer pitch?

Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Several reports say Maria Kirilenko dumped Alex Ovechkin over photos of him with Russian gymnast Karolina Sevastyanova. Some things even Ovie can’t stick-handle out of.

Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.
Is someone who promotes cycling a spokesperson?

Tuesday, 16 September 2014

Another Sports Deke random ice crew pic. We bring good cheer.
Florida’s NHL team dumped their Lady Panthers cleaning crew and cheer squad. So it’s even less likely the Panthers will have anything exciting on the ice.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Tino Sunseri, starting in place of injured Saskatchewan pivot Darian Durant, says his job is to put his team “in a position to win games.” I Sunseri hope so.

Monday, 15 September 2014

Ontario-born astronaut Jeremy Hansen is part of a NASA crew living on the ocean floor. He grew up watching the Maple Leafs, so he’s used to being at the bottom.

Orange news reports a U.S. man is set to have a 133-pound testicle removed. When Seahawks DB Richard Sherman heard about it, he said “Mine are bigger.”

Sunday, 14 September 2014

Toronto mayor Rob Ford said he is "cut from the same cloth as Mike Tyson.” Same cloth? Given their respective pasts, I’m guessing it’s checkered.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.
Too bad Johnny Football didn't pursue a career in baseball. So far he looks like Johnny Bench.

NOTE—I just learned someone beat me to the punch on this idea. Here's blogger Jim Barach's take on Johnny Manziel wanting to trademark 'Johnny Cleveland': "Mostly because a baseball player already has the trademark on the name that reflects where he will spend his career, 'Johnny Bench.'"

Saturday, 13 September 2014

Mike Tyson called Rob Ford “the greatest mayor In Toronto's history.” Iron Mike still seems more credible than Roger Goodell.

Why is anyone surprised at Eagles running back LeSean McCoy leaving a restaurant tip of only 20 cents. He’s known for stopping on a dime.
BC Lions 7, Ottawa Redblacks 5. My dog was looking out the window while I was watching the game. In the third quarter I joined him.

Friday, 12 September 2014

The NFL changed Ray Rice’s two-game suspension into a lifetime ban. I think the Buggles said it best: Video Killed the Ravens Star.
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Last weekend was the two-year anniversary of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones infamously having someone else clean his glasses. In keeping with the occasion, the Niners cleaned his team’s clock.

Thursday, 11 September 2014

Comcast will replace Nationwide as the title sponsor for NASCAR’s secondary series. Watch for their next generation of satellite dishes mounted on red necks.
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A TSN analyst suggested Toronto could give Derek Jeter shares of their franchise as a farewell gift. A formality really: Jeter and the Yankees have pretty much owned the Jays.

Wednesday, 10 September 2014

Reality TV’s Ariane Andrew, half of the Funkadactyls rasslin’ team on Total Divas, told eonline she’s not sure about getting married. Hey, it’s marriage. Who doesn’t wrestle with doubts?