SPORTS DEKE TIME OUT
As mentioned, with the Saskatoon Express folding, the future of my humour column — and hence this blog — is uncertain. Cam Hutchinson is in meetings exploring the possibility of the Express returning in a "new model."
    
So this isn't the end yet. It is just a time out.

An ice crew video (54 sec) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Canadian golfer Brooke Henderson said she'd use a different club at the Pure Silk Championship to improve a disappointing year on the greens. If that's a recipe for success, the proof is in the putting.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

According to Metro News, NASA is considering retrieving the poop Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong left on the moon. How’s that for a scoop?

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

What would you call it if Tiger Woods and RuPaul decided to go curling? Crouching Tiger, Sliding Drag Queen.

NOTE TO READERS FROM RJ CURRIE:
Brad Rock did not steal my April 03 joke! That joke of mine is credited as Brad's in Dwight Perry's Sideline Chatter today. While it was taken from Brad's May 14 column, Mr. Rock actually quoted me (under Fear This). I do appreciate the notes of concern from my followers. And I am impressed some of you remembered it.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Boston swept Carolina out of the NHL playoffs with a 4-0 Game 4 shutout. The Bruins defence was so numbing, they turned the Hurricanes into the Novocaines.

According to Scientific Reports, people who walk dogs are four times more likely to meet physical activity guidelines. And the dogs are four times more likely to feel pooped out.

Police in Pennsylvania arrested two suspects accused of stealing over $21,000 worth of Victoria’s Secret panties. That sounds like a costly undertaking.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

London police say whoever stole a missing Big Ben replica will face time.

According to a new study, people are happiest at 70 years old. I can't see anyone volunteering to tell Spurs coach Gregg Popovich.

NOTE TO READERS FROM RJ CURRIE
Sad news. The Saskatoon Express (home to my humour column for the last eight years) has closed its doors. Read about it here.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

RJ's Punalty Box
A Lexington, KY, store is selling $200 jars of manure produced by 1997 Derby winner Silver Charm. So it’s not just Kentucky basketball players that are one-and-dung.

Bingo night took an unusual turn in Prince Albert, Saskatchewan, when a TV monitor started showing porn. Now we know why the cards' free spaces said XXX.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Five reasons thieves snatched London Marathon runner Lukas Bates’ Tower of Big Ben costume:
5. The clock struck one;
4. They needed a few minutes;
3. Second thoughts;
2. To run out the clock;
1. Hours is not to reason why.

A 2019 survey found half a million Canadians admitted to using cannabis at or just before work. In a related story, demands to be traded to the Toronto Raptors have skyrocketed.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.