Sunday, 29 March 2015

NCAA Tournament cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. We bring good cheer.
Maria Sharapova was upset by wildcard Daria Gavrilova in the second round of the Miami Open. I’ll go out on a limb and say Sharapova didn’t go quietly.


SHARAPOVA: OUSTED EARLY

Saturday, 28 March 2015

NCAA Tournament cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. We bring good cheer.
In the Sweet 16, Kentucky — with Saskatoon’s Trey Lyles leading their scorers — doubled WVU 78-39. So a predicted Mountaineers win by guard Daxter Miles Jr. wasn’t just off, it missed by a Lyles.
NASA astronaut Scott Kelly just left Earth in a Soyuz rocket to become the first U.S. man to spend more than six months in outer space. Unless you count Mark Cuban.

Friday, 27 March 2015

Olivia Munn may have got more camera time than the teams in Wisconsin’s Sweet 16 win over UNC. On her left was QB Aaron Rodgers; on her right was Who Gives a Hoot.
NCAA Tournament cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. We bring good cheer.
A New Orleans man is living in the branches of a live oak to protest the construction of a new golf course. No word on his tree times.

Thursday, 26 March 2015

NCAA Tournament cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. We bring good cheer.
According to the Wall Street Journal, one in 772 billion represents: a) the odds of a correct March Madness bracket; b) the ratio of Knicks’ wins to dollars paid to Phil Jackson.
The Huffington Post reports Britain is set to launch a public bus that runs partly on human waste. Who is the manufacturer? Poogeot?

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

Complex Sports recently named pole vaulter Allison Stokke one of America’s hottest female athletes. I’ve seen her in action; she sets the bar high.


ALLISON STOKKE: POLE VAULTER EXTRAORDINAIRE
Mitt Romney will box Evander Holyfield in a charity event. Another Holyfield fight they may talk about for ears to come.

Tuesday, 24 March 2015

NCAA Tournament cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. We bring good cheer.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
My wife had a nicked-up, miniature monkey wrench that I painted red, white and blue and put on a bracelet. It’s now a scar bangled spanner.
Say what you want about NBA commissioner Adam Silver, I think he looks surprisingly lifelike.

Monday, 23 March 2015

BONUS Tournament cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. We bring good cheer.
NCAA Tournament cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. We bring good cheer.
John Madden said Will Ferrell playing with professional ballplayers showed “a lack of respect.” Lucky for the Leafs, Madden doesn’t follow hockey.
What do you call an Eagles helmet on Tim Tebow? A wing and a prayer.

Sunday, 22 March 2015

Michael Phelps is getting married. Keeping a wife happy is a lot like swimming — you take the plunge, try not to make waves, and once in a while you may have to crawl.
Artist Yuriy Alekseev is gaining fame for paintings done at the bottom of a Siberian lake. He specializes in waterscapes and portraits of Russian Olympians who didn’t medal in Sochi.
NCAA Tournament cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. We bring good cheer.

Saturday, 21 March 2015

The top three Women’s World Curling Championship TV shows:
3. House;
2. 3rd Rock from the Sun;
1. Game of Throws.
An A-Rod apology means about as much to most Americans as the 4th of July means to most Brits.