Thursday, 22 March 2018

Canadian skier Dave Duncan is still apologizing for his drunken PyeongChang arrest. Enough. As they say in curling: let he who has never been stoned throw the first rock.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
According to a new global study, Detroit is one of the most dangerous U.S. cities to visit. Unless you're an NHL team.

Wednesday, 21 March 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Five terms from the Kansas City Royals anti-pornography seminar:
5. Foul tips;
4. Caught looking;
3. Squeezes;
2. Switch hitter;
1. Scoring positions.
Sergio GarcĂ­a's new baby girl, Azalea, is named for a flower common at Augusta where he won the 2017 Masters. The kid is lucky Dad didn’t win the Waste Management Open.

Tuesday, 20 March 2018

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
The inventor of petroleum jelly, Robert Chesebrough, claimed he ate a teaspoon of Vaseline every day. I find that hard to swallow.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Kerri Einarson, Val Sweeting, Shannon Birchard and Briane Meilleur have formed a new curling “super team” of former skips. One question: Who’s going to do the sweeping?

Monday, 19 March 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Loyola's upset win over Miami started with a pre-game prayer from 98-year-old chaplain Sister Jean. The Hurricanes were favoured to win, but the Ramblers were having nun of it.
Another reason I want to be an NFL quarterback: Drew Brees is being hailed as a sacrificing hero for signing with New Orleans for “only” $25 million a year.

Sunday, 18 March 2018

The Ohio State vs. South Dakota State first-round game saw more than 70 three-pointers attempted. What? Did someone tell them "the paint" was wet?
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Canada's short-track speedskating super couple Marianne St-Gelais and Charles Hamelin surprisingly ended their 10-year courtship. Sadly, the relationship was going in circles.

Saturday, 17 March 2018

Prior to UMBC becoming The Tournament’s first No. 16 seed ever to knock off a No. 1 seed, the Retreivers were best known for a streak of 16 straight Final Four appearances –– in chess! Turns out they weren’t just pawns.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
A sure sign the Raptors are having their best season ever with a five-game lead in the NBA East? Toronto was mentioned twice last month on ESPN.

Friday, 16 March 2018

Long-time Hurricanes goalkeeper Cam Ward is a wine-lover and co-owner of Vineyard 36. This is what happens when your career is spent dressed in reds and whites.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Just wondering: Do short-track skaters drink Ovaltine?

Thursday, 15 March 2018

Surrounded by Clowns is which of the following:
a) A free song offered by streaming site SoundCloud?
b) Connor McDavid playing with the Edmonton Oilers?
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Former 49ers linebacker Gary Plummer claims he suffered 2,500 concussions in his NFL career. I’m wondering how he can remember them all. *

Wednesday, 14 March 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!