According to Reuters, over 1,000 people worldwide have Kleine Levin Syndrome —  sleeping for weeks or months at a time. In Canada, we call it Edmonton Oilers Disorder.

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Vegas has given the Montreal Canadiens a 1-in-33 chance of winning the 2020 Stanley Cup. At 1-in-29 odds are pigs flying.

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Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman reportedly paid his ex-wife $1.75 million as part of their divorce settlement. Probably the biggest hit he's ever taken in the pocket.

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A U.S. pensioner was arrested after threatening to shoot a neighbour for breaking wind. Pretty extreme for an old fart.

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Fansided.com attributed Chicago eliminating the favoured Oilers to Jonathan Toews bringing back "old school Blackhawks magic." Presto — they turned Connor McDavid into goner McDavid.

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What's the difference between a CFL player and the Canadian Mint? The Mint isn't making pennies.

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I just saw a replay of Rafa Nadal and Novak Djokovic playing over three sets in a steady Paris downpour. It looked like the Drench Open.

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Hope Lingerie company credited supermodel Gisele Bundchen for a 40 per cent sales increase. So, thanks a Bundch.


GISELE BUNDCHEN BOOSTED SALES

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German coach Joachim Low has reportedly allowed his Euro squads to have conjugal visits. And they say there's no scoring in soccer?

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An Australian shih-tzu with paralyzed hind legs was out and about after being fitted with back wheels. The canine looked happy, but dog-tired.


CARNAGE IS GETTING AROUND AGAIN.

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Forbes.com said a computer gamer played a single game of Civilization II for over 10 years. Which is less time than he has spent trying to get a date.

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Orange News reported a U.S. woman trained six cats (yes, really) to play rock music together. Three possible band names:
3. The Catsenjammers;
2. Deep Purrrrple;
1. The Meowmeows & the Pawpaws.

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