An oxymoron is defined as contradictory terms put together. Some examples are jumbo shrimp, little big man and millennial baseball fan.

A Paris museum has offered special hours for nudists to visit a new art exhibit. There’s never been a better time to see what’s hanging.

Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Jameson Taillon said he’d consider healing a cut on his middle finger by urinating on it. Or as they call it in baseball, a dribbler to third.

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After PGA golfer Lucas Glover's wife, Krista, was arrested for assault, Lucas reportedly told police his wife will attack him for having a bad round. Another reason I don’t play golf.

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Karolina Pliskova, upset by bad calls in an upset loss at the Italian Open, put a hole in the umpire's chair with three whacks of her racquet. In hindsight, her best forehands of the day.

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Nepali mountain guide Kami Rita Sherpa has just completed a record 22nd climb to the top of Mount Everest. And he’s only 48 years old – far from over the hill.

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Five-time Olympic champion Katie Ledecky’s first swim as a pro saw her smash her own world record by five seconds. Don't bet against Ledecky in your pool.

It's a good thing for Boston Bruins pest Brad Marchand he's not in the NBA. He'd probably lose that tongue in James Harden's beard.

It took decades of heartbreak for Winnipeg fans to see the Jets in a conference final. Can't blame them for worrying the dream season might end in a Knightmare.
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Kentucky Derby winner Justify was picked by oddsmakers to win the Preakness. It’s easy to spot Justify – he’s perfectly even on both sides.

A SportsCentre hockey analyst suggested after Game 3 that Vegas goalie Marc-Andre Fleury was in the Jets’ heads. One thing's for sure: he was in Blake Wheeler’s ear.

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Meghan Markle's father-in-law-to-be agreed to walk her down the aisle at her wedding to Prince Harry. In fact when Markle asked Prince Charles to do it, he was all ears.

Rita Moreno said this week that compared to Marlon Brando, Elvis Presley was like “a two-year-old in bed.” Note to Moreno: Don’t be cruel.

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BC Lions coach Wally Buono, 68, said he'll be “more reckless” on the sidelines. Not saying the guy is conservative, but reckless to him is pacing while carrying scissors.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Reuters reports a Paris museum is offering special viewing hours to 'naturists.' Nudes taking in nudes? Busts before busts? Art-wise I'm not sure how to frame it.

According to Yahoo! Sports, the nickname among China’s NBA fans for Warriors guard Steph Curry is F**k The Sky. And in China we can probably rule out fork.

Analytics say a 25-35 degree launch angle with an exit velocity of 95+ mph is a homer. Tell yourself that while dislocating a shoulder chasing a Clayton Kershaw curveball in the dirt.

The Bruins got bounced from the Stanley Cup playoffs by the Lightning, but not before Brad Marchand got in a few licks.