A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

The Browns topped the Jets 21-17, ending a 19-game winless streak. Previously they were like a guy in a long-term relationship with a dominatrix — finding new ways to get beat.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Among the demands in the Buffalo Jills ongoing lawsuit against the Bills and the NFL is paying cheerleaders at least minimum wage. Only seems fair since they have to wear minimum clothing.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

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A tough question on my final university English exam was to define a diphthong. I wrote it’s something skimpy to swim in.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

SPORTS DEKE NOTE: 
I am on vacation. For the next few days I may not post a quip, or perhaps just one (as with the previous few days). I will try to have a pic of the hard-working ladies who cheer their teams.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Cincinnati first baseman Joey Votto claims his retirement plan is to drive a school bus. Chances are he’ll be more famous doing that than playing with the Reds.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Ex-racecar driver Danica Patrick is dating Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. After years with NASCAR, this is the closest she's been to the leader of the Pack.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The International Tankard, a curling event held in BC two years and Washington one, took place at Seattle’s Granite Club last March. Working title for 2019: Sweepless in Seattle.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Your Pacific Coast League manager of the year  — Stubby Clap; one of the best names in baseball. Not such a good name had he wanted to be a porn star.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Three keys to American Betty Goedhart, 85, soaring above the crowd as the world's oldest trapeze artist.
3. Strong legs;
2. Youthful outlook;
1. Reliable denture adhesive.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Packers pivot Aaron Rodgers' new contract totals $180 million with performance incentives. He’ll still play quarterback the same way, only deeper in the pockets.

The U.S. Open quarterfinal between Dominic Thiem and Rafa Nadal lasted just shy of five hours. Or slightly longer than a Kardashian marriage.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

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This just in: Humpty Dumpty has had a lousy Summer, but hopes to have a great Fall.

I have almost no hair and just received this "link of interest" from Pinterest: 50 ideas in haircuts. That like sending Donald Trump 50 ideas in tact.

With Colin Kaepernick the face of a new Nike campaign, some people posted selfies where they burn Nikes. Personally I'd never burn my old running shoes — my wife always does that.