Sunday, 22 July 2018

Watching the Nadal-Djokovic Wimbledon match after the Isner-Anderson servers' duel was like taking in an Impressionist art exhibit after looking at a fridge covered in finger-paintings.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Hard to believe Halifax's proposed CFL team considered the name Explosion, after that province’s worst disaster. Speaking of provincial disasters, it's 28 years since the Blue Bombers won the Grey Cup.

Saturday, 21 July 2018

Alabama coach Nick Saban isn’t sure whether Jalen Hurts or title-game hero Tua Tagovailoa will be his starting QB. Note to Saban: Love Hurts.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Serena Williams reportedly wore sneakers to the royal wedding reception. And for one of the few times ever in the Wimbledon final, she was the bridesmaid.

Friday, 20 July 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
What do you call Cristiano Ronaldo signing with Juventas after nearly a decade playing for Real Madrid? Un-Real.
I just found a 2002 Winnipeg Blue Bombers jacket with a slogan alluding to their 2001 Grey Cup failure — Unfinished Business. And 16 years later it's still not finished.

Thursday, 19 July 2018

Ohio police arrested Stormy Daniels at a strip club after she allegedly smacked undercover officers in the face with her breasts. That’s right; she fell right into a booby trap.
Former Patriots Nate Solder, Tony Amendola and Cassius Marsh all criticized Bill Belichick as miserable to play for and "no fun." I bet Belichick cries all the way to the Hall of Fame.

Wednesday, 18 July 2018

Reuters reports a 46-year-old armless man was charged in Florida for stabbing another man with scissors — using his feet. His lawyer plans on using the “no arm, no foul” defence.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Daily Mail reports a growing industry in the USA is professional cuddling. It is not to be confused with college football recruiting — that's professional coddling.

Tuesday, 17 July 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week 
Bulgaria agreed to spare Penka the cow after plans to kill her for crossing European borders without paperwork sparked a global outcry. That's throwing oneself on the mercy of udders.
The Indians say whatever replaces Chief Wahoo on Cleveland jerseys will honour their tradition. No championship in 70 years; I'm thinking a Chernobyl or Three Mile Island crest.

Monday, 16 July 2018

Happy 64th birthday to Montreal Expos Hall-of-Famer Andre Dawson. It’s a shame Dawson didn't get to play for San Francisco — Andre the Giant has a ring to it.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
A Chinese sow-breeding firm is erecting a high-rise "swine hotel" 13 floors tall — as close as it gets to pigs flying. In related news, oddsmakers favour the Browns to win the Super Bowl.

Sunday, 15 July 2018

Hot NBA topics on ESPN the other night: a clip of LeBron James working out and Carmelo Anthony likely joining the Rockets. James was doing power squats; Anthony, historically, has done diddly-squat.
A cheerleader video (2:29) from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Glass half full: Mark Reynolds of the Nationals recently had 10 RBIs in one game. Glass half empty: that almost equalled his RBIs from the previous 35 games.

Saturday, 14 July 2018

Serena Williams made her 10th final at Wimbledon — in just her fourth tournament since giving birth. Face it, the woman knows how to deliver.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.