According to a recent Dutch study on second languages, a single pint of lager or ale improved participants ability to learn. Can’t say I’m surprised — beer made Bud wiser.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The Cleveland Guardians recently added a new female to the hot dog race — Bacon. Come see her at the ballpork.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

I was surprised to learn Rob Gronkowski grew up in the state of New York. Usually, he seemed to spend most of his free time in the state of intoxication.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Reuters reports the world's most famous snail race takes place in Norfolk, England. And here I thought it was in the NBA Southeast.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Bulgaria agreed to spare Penka the cow after plans to kill her for crossing European borders without paperwork sparked a global outcry. That's throwing oneself on the mercy of udders.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Remember when Cleveland said whatever replaced Chief Wahoo on their baseball jerseys would "honour their tradition." No title in almost 80years: I'm still waiting for a Titanic, Exxon Valdez or Edmund Fitzgerald crest.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Reuters reports a 46-year-old armless man was charged recently in Florida for stabbing another man with scissors — using his feet. His lawyer plans on using the “no arm, no foul” defence.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I just was watching Terminator 2, where the T-1000 becomes so brittle that with each movement, part of his body breaks. Anyone else just think of Joel Embiid of the 76ers?

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Ex-Patriots Nate Solder, Tony Amendola and Cassius Marsh all criticized Bill Belichick as miserable to play for and having no fun. I bet Belichick, 72, cries all the way to his 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordan.

 JORDAN HUDSON & BILL BELLICHICK

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Undercover Ohio police recently arrested porn star Stormy Daniels at a strip club after she allegedly smacked officers in the face with her breasts. That’s right: she fell right into a booby trap.

Yesterday in the U.S. was National Dentists Day. In recognition, Matt Dunstone took a bite out of Brad Gushue's unbeaten Brier record.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The Canadian men's curling championship — the Brier — continues to be among TSN's most watched programming. I'm thinking it must do great in the sweeps.

A cheerleader video (1:15) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

A sure sign your soon-to-be ex-girlfriend has been watching too much football on TV? She doesn't say you are boring; she's says you've been a defensive struggle.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.