Tuesday, 31 May 2016

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
An update on the Florida man who was swimming across a lake last week when an alligator bit off his left arm. Doctors say he’ll be all right.
The Blue Jays are averaging 1.5 fewer runs per game than last year. Toronto runs have been scarcer than one of Donald Trump’s wives whose name didn’t end with “a.”

Monday, 30 May 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Kevin Durant said he tells women he’s seven foot instead of his real height of 6’10.” Is that a tall tale?
San Jose is going to the Stanley Cup finals for the first time in its 25-year history. I had to change all my choker jokes to “Washington Capitals.”

Sunday, 29 May 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Metro UK reports a flock of sheep in Wales went on a rampage after eating discarded cannabis plants. Stoned? They were lamb-basted.
Bills GM Doug Whaley said he doesn’t think football is a game “humans are supposed to play.” Not to worry. Given their record, football isn’t a game the Bills have played.

Saturday, 28 May 2016

Russian Olympic high-jumper Anna Chicherova said she’s shocked at her recent failed doping test. Not as shocked as the stadium crowd after she cleared the left-field bleachers.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
At the French Open, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga beat Jan-Lennard Struff in straight sets. Sounds like Jan-Lennard didn’t have all the right Struff.

Friday, 27 May 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
ABC News reports San Diego Animal Services rescued a baby opossum after it was found circling around in a toilet. They’ve since had hundreds of requests to save the Padres.
Coach’s name noted at the recent Ontario high-school basketball championships: Gus Gymnopoulos. Some guys are just born to teach gym.

Thursday, 26 May 2016

Receiver Eric Decker believes his Jets team will finish atop the AFC East. He also believes Lance Armstrong was clean, Bill Clinton didn’t inhale, and penicillin killed Moby Dick.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
New Wild coach Bruce Boudreau threw the first pitch at a Toronto-Minnesota game. It rode high and tight — not the pitch, the front of his Twins jersey.

Wednesday, 25 May 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Headline at the Daily Mail: Paris Hilton flashes underboob. Call me a long-suffering Winnipeg Blue Bombers fan, but I’ve always rooted for the underboob.

I’m not saying it was hard was it to get tickets for the Saskatchewan-Calgary NLL playoff game at SaskTel Centre, but weren’t all seats Rush seats?

Tuesday, 24 May 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Iowa firefighters were surprised to find a man they just rescued from a chimney was buck naked. That’s right, wearing his birthday soot.
ChiSox ace Chris Sale has gone 9-0 through his first nine starts — including four games without a walk. He’s sat more guys down than a Royal Wedding usher.

Monday, 23 May 2016

Happy Victoria Day weekend to all my Canadian friends!