I was just reminded of golfer Thomas Bjorn marking team Europe’s 2018 Ryder Cup victory by getting a butt tattoo. There was an awkward moment in the process when some guy yelled “get in the hole.”

A cheerleader video (1:15) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Soccer Gold Cup favourite Canada was eliminated in the quarterfinal by Guatemala. This might be harder for Canadians to bear than Justin Bieber.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

An Irish woman who recently claimed she wedded the spirit of a 300-year-old pirate now says they have split up. Another marriage that didn’t have a ghost of a chance.

 A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Victoria Mboko and Félix Auger-Aliassime were just eliminated from Wimbledon, leaving no Canucks in the singles draw. This means Canadian singles players are again major disappointments.

A cheerleader video (1:14) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Mitch Marner was traded by the Leafs to the Golden Knights, where he will average 12 million a season as opposed to 10.9. This potentially means a million dollars more for each annual playoff disappointment.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

To all my Canadian friends, a happy Canada Day.

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Did you see the photos of Victoria's Secret model Elsa Hosk's first attempt at skydiving? I’m thinking she'd be easy to fall for.

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Victoria's Secret model Emily Ratajkowski once wowed Lakers fans at a game, then had a photo spread in Esquire as Woman of the Year. She went from Staples Center to a stapled centre.

 

VS MODEL EMILY RATAJKOWSKI @ LAKERS GAME 

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Two shocking things happened on Thursday, June 26:  2) In the Elks-Bombers game, Zach Collaros had more rushing yards than Tre Ford; 1) TSN SportsCentre took 11 minutes to mention Mitch Marner.

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The Saskatchewan Roughriders have listed quarterback Trevor Harris as questionable for this week's game. My wife has listed me as questionable — for just about everything.

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NHL forward forward Patrick Kane calls his 2009 cabbie-assault incident a "learning lesson" that he has "moved forward on." Now when things upset him, he beats up an Uber driver.

A cheerleader video (1:15) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Flatulence during a recent World Darts Championship game had competitors reduced to rasps by shouting accusations at each other. Otherwise known as putting the fart before the hoarse.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.