Tuesday, 25 July 2017

Golden State Warriors star Stephen Curry just signed a $201 million contract. With $200 million beside it, one sure isn’t the loneliest number.

Monday, 24 July 2017

The LPGA is enforcing a conservative dress code, including limitations on leggings and racerback tank tops. Yep. That'll convince young folks golf isn't an old fuddy-duddy sport.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Canadian Olympian Beth Underhill won Ottawa's Brookstreet Grand Prix equestrian event. Is it reaching for a laugh to ask if Underhill trained at England's Overdale Centre?

Sunday, 23 July 2017

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Volvo announced plans to electrify all of its vehicles. The Philadelphia Phillies continue to electrifying nobody.
Despite rumours to the contrary, 5-feet-9 Israeli David Sela downed 6-feet-10 American John Isner at Wimbledon with a raquet, not a slingshot.

Saturday, 22 July 2017

On July 20th, 48 years ago, the first humans landed on the moon. It was so long ago, the Leafs current Stanley Cup drought was only two years old.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Summing up GarbiƱe Mugaruza winning the last nine games to dismantle Venus Williams in straight sets in the Wimbledon final. Mugaruthless.

Friday, 21 July 2017

Viagra and Cialis said they'll no longer be advertising on NFL games. With cheaper generics flooding the market, competition is getting stiff.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Thursday, 20 July 2017

I overheard Wimbledon analyst John McEnroe saying a player “got his teeth into the match.” This is why he’s not an NHL commentator.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Canadian Vasek Pospisil’s Round 1 defeat at Wimbledon was his seventh opening loss in his last eight Slams. Getting to Round 2 at a major just doesn't seem to be Pospisil.

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Joey Votto bought Zack Cozart a donkey for making the MLB all-star team. Who do these guys think they play for, the Atlanta Brays?
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
My friend's dog has taken to barking at Dodgers reliever Kenley Jansen. It all started when an announcer said Jenson went three months without allowing a walk.

Tuesday, 18 July 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Tokyo police arrested a man suspected of stealing more than 1000 bras and panties over 20 years. Snicker if you must, but that’s a large undertaking.

Monday, 17 July 2017

After the Knicks fired him, Phil Jackson tweeted a pic of his feet on a railing in front of a body of water. Knowing Jackson, it’s probably the Bermuda Triangle.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Astros clobbered the Blue Jays 19-1. Lucky for Toronto the game was in Canada: they got a single for a wide field goal.

Sunday, 16 July 2017

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Pitcher Madison Bumgarner said he has healed from his dirt bike accident. Talk about living dangerously, this is a guy who reportedly got married wearing jeans.