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Canadian half-pipe specialist Rosalind Groenewoud has retired. Meanwhile, marijuana merchant and gold-medal snowboarder Ross Rebagliati still likes a full pipe.

Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane called his 2009 cabbie-assault incident a "learning lesson" that he has "moved forward on." Now when things upset him, he beats up an Uber driver.

Word out of the North Pole has Santa in a bit of a conundrum over the recent Victoria’s Secret fashion show. All the models appeared to look nice, but also naughty.

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Green Bay parted ways with coach Mike McCarthy. Or should we say they sent him Packing?

A festive cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

According to a recent survey, 56 per cent of Canadians regularly drop f-bombs versus 46 per cent of Americans. This suggests Canadians are: a) more likely to be honest; or b) more likely to be NHL players.

Victoria's Secret will sell a $250 version of its million dollar diamond-studded Fantasy Bra. Only $250? Even Starbucks doesn’t sell anything for $125 a cup.


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Barbara Streisand's two Coton de Tulear pooches are both clones of her previous pet, Samantha. If Elvis were alive, he'd say "You ain't nothing but a cloned dog."

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Some people have complained that long-time Packers' coach Mike McCarthy got sacked "unceremoniously." Trust me: the last thing anyone wants when they get fired is a ceremony.

The latest explanation for Heat centre Hassan Whiteside leaving the bench early in a loss Orlando? He had go to the bathroom. I’ll let somebody else get to the bottom of this.

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Coach Jay Gruden said exiled QB Colin Kaepernick wasn't a good option for Washington. I'll say! The poster boy for minority injustice in America playing for a team called the Redskins?

Giants receiver Odell Beckham Jr. said, “Nobody should ever question my effort or my heart.” I saw his effort on the Bears’ onside kick — his heart wasn’t in it.

In NHL news, the Flames beat the Blue Jackets 9-6. The score would have been closer, but Columbus failed on a 2-point convert.

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Ten Illinois high-school football players got the bright idea in October to run naked across the school's field with Oreos wedged between their buttocks. This earned them a three-game suspension including the state championship, which their team lost. And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Erik Guay has retired as Canada's most decorated skier with 25 podium finishes and two overall titles. In the minds of Canadians, he's 1-2 with Justin Bieber for going downhill fast.

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Rumour has it a special Rambo movie is in the works for the festive season. It's called Rumballs.

Texas Rangers third baseman Adrian Beltre announced his retirement. It wasn’t a head-scratcher.