Ex-CFL receiver Andy Fantuz, seen on TSN's halftime show, once sold 24,000 boxes of Fantuz Flakes in Saskatchewan in just seven hours. It might have sold even faster, but some folks misunderstood rumours it increases your chances of catching something.

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Phillies star Bryce Harper once told Jimmy Kimmel he showers seven times a day at the ballpark. Who knew the guy was a cleanup hitter?

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Lloyd Clarkson and Imogen Young took the men's and women's titles as the World Gravy Wrestling Championships returned to Lancashire. When fighting in gravy, you have to take your lumps.

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When I lived for a short time in a houseboat, I started seeing the girl next door. Sadly, we drifted apart.

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So far in the NFL overall scoring is way down, fewer passes are being made, with more and more participants considering running. Not unlike a lot of marriages.

Cincinnati QB Joe Burrow, when asked about wearing the white Bengals uniform, said he didn't really care: “I’ll play in trash bags." This prompted Ottawa Redblacks fans to say "Why didn't we think of that?"

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Saskatchewan backup quarterback Jake Dolegala was arrested and charged with DUI for operating a vehicle while legally intoxicated. Another Rider drive this season that ended badly.

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The CFL believes its proposed changes have worked to make games more exciting. This includes less blocking on punt returns and no Rod Black on telecasts.

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Ex-pro boxer Floyd Mayweather, 45, announced plans to again fight MMA star Conor McGregor, 35. Not saying they're too old for this, but if either is suspected of biting, officials will check for denture cream.

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My wife had a nicked-up, miniature monkey wrench that I painted red, white and blue and put on a bracelet. It’s now a scar bangled spanner.

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The Wilmington BlueRocks minor-league club once introduced a hot dog in a Krispy Kreme donut bun, inviting customers to name it. Assuming they lived long enough.

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Canadian golfer Graham DeLaet, who retired last June, once said he shaved off his beard to get closer to his children. I thought he did it to finally make a cut.

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Denis Shapovalov says Roger Federer has been a role model. Not sure how Shapo emulates Fed — other than lots of practice being gracious at the net after a loss.