Thursday, 26 April 2018

An ice crew video (19 seconds) from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Vegas Golden Knights averaged less than two goals a game in sweeping the Kings. A knight hasn't had so much trouble scoring since they invented the chastity belt.
U.S. Olympic luge silver-medallist Chris Mazdzer is competing on Dancing with the Stars. Hurtling down a frozen track at 100 kph is one thing. Dancing in front of judges –– that’s tough sledding.

Wednesday, 25 April 2018

New Orleans police are looking for ex-WWE star Davey Boy Smith for assaulting wrestler Jake “The Snake” Roberts –– by throwing coffee at him. So the complaint has grounds.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
According to ESPN, Packers QB Aaron Rodgers is feeling disgruntled. Speaking for myself, if I earned $25 million a year, I'd feel pretty much gruntled.

Tuesday, 24 April 2018

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
I listen to a lot of podcasts. My wife says I'm a real poddy animal.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
A recent Chicago White Sox home game against the Rays drew 974 fans. Or as the Miami Marlins call it, a really good crowd.

Monday, 23 April 2018

A 40-second cheerleader video from Sports Deke. Cheers.
I've watched maybe one minute of figure skating this year, and I happened to see French skater Gabriella Papadakis’ wardrobe malfunction. Is that peeking at the right time?
It's hard to believe quarterback Mark Sanchez got caught using a performance enhancing substance. If ever a guy should demand a refund.

Sunday, 22 April 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers! credits airtight defence and relentless checking in Vegas eliminating L.A. in four games. Game plan in short: Knight checks King –– checkmate!
Billy Mitchell, so-called video gamer of the century, was reportedly stripped of his world records in Donkey Kong and Pac-Man for cheating and is banned for life. Question: What life?

Saturday, 21 April 2018

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
A TSN hockey panellist said it’s great to see Winnipeg back in the NHL playoffs returning to “the glory days of Jets hockey.” Hmm. When exactly was that?
The Dallas Cowboys cut former All-Pro receiver Dez Bryant. There’s just one catch –– no, wait: upon review it wasn’t a catch.

Friday, 20 April 2018

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Coming to E! this summer: Kristin Cavallari's new reality series Very Cavallari. Her husband, QB Jay Cutler, tried pitching the show to Bravo but E! intercepted it.
Note to Notre Dame basketball hero Arike Ogunbowale when she competes on Dancing with the Stars. Don’t wait until the last 10 seconds to score with the judges.

Thursday, 19 April 2018

Phil Coyne, a 99-year-old usher for the Pirates, announced his retirement. When asked for his thoughts on the Pirates visiting the Cubs, he said “Sister Jean is hot.”
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
I was never good at the sport of fencing. I failed to see the point.

Wednesday, 18 April 2018

From the some-jokes-write-themselves files: U.S. boxer Rod Salka fought Mexico's Francisco Vargas in shorts that read “America 1st.” He only lasted six rounds and finished second.