An ice crew video (15 sec) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

My top three recent advances in television:
3. High definition;
2. Giant screens;
1. Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Bruins pest Brad Marchand said he’d never put an emoji on his stick; he has “way more self-respect than that.” Spoken with the same tongue that licked another guy’s face.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Recently married supermodel Emily Ratajkowski reportedly tied the knot five months before anyone saw her wedding ring. Well, other than the crew of the space station.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Lindsey Vonn crashed in the super-G at the world championships in Sweden. Vonn is also reportedly dating Predators blueliner PK Subban — no word if they fell hard for each other.

Newly hired Washington inside-linebackers coach, Rob Ryan, said he’s coming to the job with a “humble attitude.” Right. About as likely as him appearing on a box of Wheaties.

RJ’s Punalty BoxThe Toronto Raptors prepared for the stretch drive by trading for Marc Gasol. You might say they pressed on the Gasol peddle.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I’m thinking the University of Miami’s new punter, Louis Hedley, may have a bit of a tattoo obsession. He’s got more ink than the Hurricanes’ playbook.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Ex-Manchester United coach Jose Mourinho dropped the ceremonial opening puck at a KHL game, then promptly fell flat on his ass on the ice. “Tell us about it,” said the Anaheim Ducks.

In the Super Bowl after-show, Bill Belichick celebrated with his two-year-old granddaughter, Blakely. I hear she was asked to comment, but would only say “We’re on to the post-season.”

A cheerleader video (1:33) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

NFL in-game coaching is often likened to a chess match. I’m thinking Rams coach Sean McVay got Belichick-mated.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

What do you call slumping Winnipeg Jets sniper Patrik Laine having just two goals in his last 22 games? Life in the slow Laine.

My family physician gave me one of those kits to check the health of my digestive tract. Or as they say in sports — it’s gut-check time.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Is anyone surprised the Clemson Tigers got a fast-food feast at the White House? Ever since Donald Trump took office he’s been serving up whoppers.

According to Wikipedia, Duke basketball sensation Zion Williamson — 6 feet 7 inches tall and 285 pounds — is a small forward. I’d hate to see a big one.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

The Saskatchewan Roughriders hoped to draw Paul LaPolice away from Winnipeg to be their head coach, but the Bombers blocked the move. Call it an aborted LaPo-suction.

The upcoming CFL season will be Winnipeg’s 29th without a Grey Cup, the league’s longest championship drought. Maybe those helmets should sport an L instead of a W?