Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Katherine Webb's wedding to Ex-Bama quarterback AJ McCarron reportedly may be a reality TV show. I say film them a few months into marriage; that’s a dose of reality.
TSN's tagline for the Toronto Raptors playoff run is “Northern uprising.” Which sounds better than their last playoff slogan: Northern upchucking.
Another Sports Deke random ice crew pic. We bring good cheer.

Tuesday, 15 April 2014

The top three demands of the CFL Players' Association:
3. An end to coin-operated showers;
2. Paycheques must always round up to the nickel;
1. Compensation for brain damage caused by Rod Black.
A saleswoman in Holland fled her store after a flock of sheep stampeded in. So take heart Maple Leafs season-ticket holders; you aren't the only ones feeling fleeced.

Monday, 14 April 2014

Another Sports Deke random ice crew pic. We bring good cheer.
An on-ice brawl erupted at a hockey game between New York police and fire departments. It apparently started when a firefighter threw an elbow at the thin blue line.
Two-time Olympic medallist Lindsey Vonn posed as a lift-ticket seller at Vail ski resort and went largely unrecognized. Her face must look really different with skis on.

Sunday, 13 April 2014

Alex Ovechkin had no even-strength points in March, has the NHL’s second-worst plus-minus rating, and his Caps missed the playoffs. But he did reach the 50-goal mark. What's Russian for "lipstick on a pig?"


OVIE'S CAPS MISSED THE PLAYOFFS
According to a recent study, a leading causes of visits to Chicago ERs is head injury. In a related story, Cubs owner Tom Ricketts feels this year's team could win it all.
Floyd Mayweather tweeted about a rubdown by a hot blond after winning $75,000 picking UConn over Kentucky. Since it was Twitter, it was a 140-character massage.

Saturday, 12 April 2014

I’m not saying it got embarrassing for the Edmonton Oilers this season. But the bags in their gift shop came with eye holes.
The N.Y. Post says a group of men at a Knicks game asked SI swimsuit model Hannah Ferguson to take a picture – of them. Which doesn't seem rational. Then again, they're Knicks fans.

SI MODEL HANNAH FERGUSON AT MSG
Happy 88th Birthday Hugh Hefner, whose friends threw him a big party. To save time, a naked Playmate jumped out of the cake holding a defibrillator.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.

Friday, 11 April 2014

A Denver motorist narrowly escaped injury after a goose flew through her windshield. It was the scariest few seconds of driving this side of Matt Kuchar's 72nd hole in Houston.
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.
A British fishmonger was robbed by two youths who grabbed a fish, hit her on the side of the head with it and ran off. As a result, the victim suffered a loss of herring.

Thursday, 10 April 2014

Massachusetts biologists say Lydia, a tagged white shark, will soon be in the eastern Atlantic, which is extremely rare. But not as rare as a San Jose Shark in the Stanley Cup.
Any of you see that French TV film of a man walking for hours in Tokyo where everything is going backwards? Now you know what it's like to follow the Blue Bombers.
Another Sports Deke random ice crew pic. We bring good cheer.

Wednesday, 9 April 2014

Now that the Dancing With the Stars thing is over, maybe Sean Avery should give curling a try. He'd make a great sloppy second.
Reuters reports dozens of couples in China got married in a mass ceremony on a city subway train. Note to the newlyweds: 50 per cent of marriages go off the rails.

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Recently-separated supermodel Miranda Kerr said she's willing to accept criticism on her performance in bed. Assuming she finds a guy stupid enough to complain.


MIRANDA KERR AND ORLANDO BLOOM SPLIT
A study has found that 20 percent of NASCAR fans think BluRays are sea animals. The other 80 per cent think they play in the AL East.