Friday, 21 November 2014

Bethany Hamilton, winner of the Surf-N-Sea Pipeline Women's Pro event, says it's a good thing she didn’t give up 11 years ago after a shark took her left arm. She's absolutely right.
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Thursday, 20 November 2014

A US man was caught on camera trying to smuggle a chain saw hidden in this pants. The bad news is he will likely go to jail. The good news is he'll go in on a high note.
Discovery Channel filmed a man getting eaten alive by an Anaconda. In related news, Joe Maddon says his Cubs will make the 2015 playoffs, which is pretty hard to swallow.

Wednesday, 19 November 2014

A Kansas woman awoke to find an intruder in her house eating frozen cookie batter. It's the most criminal waste of dough since the Raiders signed JaMarcus Russell.
Taylor Swift, Amanda Seyfried and supermodel Kate Upton posed for a courtside photo at the Knicks-Magic game. Also in the photo were Who Cares and Not Important.


TAYLOR SWIFT COURTSIDE AT MSG
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Tuesday, 18 November 2014

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Olivia Sprauer, the teacher forced to resign over racy bikini pics of her, is now modelling and has graced the pages of Hustler. This is called turning a negative into a pose-ative.
Lingerie company Triumph has designed a bra that changes colour when you touch someone else wearing the same undergarment. Like, say, Dennis Rodman.
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Monday, 17 November 2014

Anaheim Ducks veterans Corey Perry and Francois Beauchemin have been diagnosed with mumps. That’s just swell.


COREY PERRY: OUT WITH MUMPS
A man who won the right to name a new leisure centre in Selby, England, chose 'Selby Leisure Centre.' With that kind of imagination, it's a wonder he isn't coaching the Blue Bombers.

Sunday, 16 November 2014

CBC Manitoba says a polar vortex continues to chill the Prairies. It all started during Selkirk’s Grand Slam curling event with Cathy O on the same sheet as Jennifer Jones.
Justin Bieber dropped in to the Steelers bible study the night before their surprising loss to the underdog Jets. That’s the Bieb for you: he shows up and someone get upset.
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Saturday, 15 November 2014

The Panther's loss to the Eagles was their fourth in a row, a stretch where Cam Newton had an interception-to-touchdown ratio of 2-1. Or as physicists calls it, Newton's flaw.

CAM NEWTON, PANTHERS, ON A LOSING SKID
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Pop violinist Vanessa-Mae got a four-year ban from competitive skiing for qualifying for Sochi via fixed races. The FIS said when someone strings them along, they don't fiddle around.
In NHL news, Winnipeg edged Carolina 2-1 in a tight-checking, defensive struggle. Or as the Jets call it, a scoring fest.

Friday, 14 November 2014

REPRISE:
This soccer-calendar joke reposted here is Sports Deke's most visited, with 3,342 views. 

Five members of Germany's women's U-20 soccer team posed for Playboy to promote the upcoming Women's World Cup.

Now that's what I call a soccer pitch.
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Thankfully, Canadians have not had to deal with Ebola virus. Just as well too: we've had our hands full with J. Bieber plague.

Thursday, 13 November 2014

Metro News reports an Iranian woman got a year in jail for attending a men's volleyball game. It's too bad she couldn't go to a Raiders game; that’s usually punishment enough.
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A Polish company has angered the Catholic Church by promoting its caskets with female models posing naked on top. In a related story, I want to be buried in Krakow.

MODELS ON CASKETS DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS