Thursday, 2 October 2014

A jar allegedly containing the breath of actor Kevin Spacey is for sale online in Canada. If you want to get high, look for the container labelled Rob Ford.
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If the NHL wants to reduce violence, I’m not sure where the Flames’ fight instructor fits in. But thank goodness for the league’s crackdown on those dangerous spin-o-ramas.

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

A toast to Nova Scotia's Esther Chute, 101, who received an international award for 53 years of square dancing. And here's to the Chicago Cubs for their 106th year of going in circles.
An Ontario man was caught by Canadian border agents trying to smuggle in 51 turtles hidden in his pants. I'm guessing none of them were snappers.

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Tuesday, 30 September 2014

RJ’s GROANER OF THE WEEK
Did you hear about the yogurt company that brought in new management? They wanted to change their culture.
Porn star Missy Martinez may sue after suffering burns during filming when a sex toy short-circuited. I'm guessing she's not married, or she’d be grateful for any sparks flying.

Monday, 29 September 2014


Olympic hockey gold medallists Natalie Spooner and Meaghan Mikkelson finished second on the Amazing Race Canada. Now they know how it feels to be a U.S. hockey Olympian.


OLYMPIANS NATALIE SPOONER, MEAGHAN MIKKELSON, AMAZING RACE CANADA
Cole Custer, 16, became the youngest winner in a NASCAR national-series race. To celebrate, Custer honked his little big horn.


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Sunday, 28 September 2014

The governing body for bobsleigh has approved teams of four being mixed-gender. It's believed most sleds will have one female pilot with three men telling her how to drive. 
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Paulina Gretzky and fiancĂ© Dustin Johnson are expecting their first child. If the kid takes after granddad Wayne, he or she will be babysat by Dave Semenko. 

Saturday, 27 September 2014

Orange News reports a U.S. woman has spent over $20,000 to give herself a third breast. Looks like the Maple Leafs aren’t the only ones overspending on useless boobs.


JASMINE TRIDEVIL ALLEGEDLY ADDED A THIRD BREAST
TSN (The Sports Network) said Derek Jeter's final game at Yankee Stadium had moments we'll never forget. Probably because they won't ever let us.

Friday, 26 September 2014

Ryan Tannehill drew fire for saying he'd take the first snap against the Raiders after his coach wouldn’t name the starting QB. It’s not all bad: at least Tannehill is a self-starter.
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Thursday, 25 September 2014

A burglar was nabbed in Florida after police reportedly found him asleep in front of a TV inside the home he was robbing. Five bucks says he tuned in to a Cubs game.
Mattel is investigating claims one of its latest line of Barbie dolls blurts out cuss words. Must be part of that new series — Married Barbie.

Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Canada has moved up two places in the FIFA standings  — to 120th. They’re still about as useful as mittens on the Venus de Milo.
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Proof that bad things come in threes: CFL games on TSN1, TSN2 and TSN3 all had play-by-play by Rod Black.

Tuesday, 23 September 2014

Officials in a Fort Lauderdale, Florida, are experimenting with red flags for pedestrians to wave at dangerous crossings. White flags were considered, but they were being used by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
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