Happy Father’s Day. My dad died when I was young, but taught me to swim "army-style" by tossing me into a lake. I got to shore, but had a tough time getting out of the duffel bag.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

There’s talk ex-Sixers GM Bryan Colangelo’s tweet scandal may scuttle his marriage to Barbara Bottini. Or as Disney's Thumper might say: from twitterpated to Twitter-dissipated.

Triple Crown winner Justify isn't likely to visit the White House. The reason he ran so hard in the first place was to avoid seeing another horse’s ass.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Mike Tyson was in the stands at Philippe-Chatrier for the French Open women’s semis. He'd heard the tennis was played on Cassius Clay.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Edmonton Eskimos back-up pivot Kevin Glenn is the first QB to be on the roster of all nine CFL cities. If he was a pitcher, we’d say he had location issues.

Despite years of speculation, the NYC Marathon hasn't erased Lance Armstrong's 468th-place result from 2006. This has crushed the hopes of the guy looking to move up from 469th.

What's the difference between MLB ace Madison Baumgarner and Laiken Baumgartner, Miss Hooters International 2018? One throws wicked curves at you; the other pitches for the Giants.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A TSN hockey analyst wondered how the Vegas Golden Knights felt about their first four-game losing streak coming in the playoffs. Maybe he should ask the Winnipeg Jets.

I just had a Freudian slip. I typed Julian PEDelman.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Nashville Predators star PK Subban confirmed he recently started dating Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn. That’ll take the sting out of an early exit from the playoffs.

PK SUBBAN AND LINDSEY VONN: DATING

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Jerry Maren, the last living munchkin from the classic film The Wizard of Oz, has died at age 98. He wanted to live to be 100, but ended up short.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Bryan Colangelo resigned as GM of the Sixers, but not before blaming it all on his wife. “Why didn’t I think of that?” said no husband anywhere.

Fans at Fenway suddenly started flicking cellphone lights trying to distract Tigers’ batter Nick Castellanos. That's today's news flash.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Kate Upton, wife of Astros pitcher Justin Verlander, finished first on this year's Maxim’s Hot 100 list. About as surprising as learning Adam was first in the human race.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The Washington Capitals won their first Stanley Cup last Thursday, bringing to a close another long NHL season. Preseason starts next Thursday.

The Philadelphia 76ers said goodbye to embattled GM Brian Colangelo. If Shakespeare was alive, he'd say: "Parting is such tweet sorrow."

Serena Williams said a pec injury affecting her arm forced her to pull out before a French Open match with Maria Sharapova. Surprising. I thought she only needed one arm to beat Sharapova.