SPORTSDEKE REPRISE 

Molly Schuyler, a 5-foot-7, 125-pound Nebraska mother of four, ate a record 363 chicken wings in 30 minutes at Wing Bowl 22. Witnesses say she was poultry in motion. 

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Joe Burrow's pinky feels good; Aaron Rodgers' baby toe might have surgery; Duke Williams caught 4-for-108 for Saskatchewan despite a turf toe. That's your SportsDeke digital football update.

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According to therichest.com, Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf are the world's wealthiest married athletes, with $205 million in total assets. Talk about net worth!

AGASSI AND GRAF: WEALTHIEST MARRIED ATHLETES

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A recent study found modern humans have varying levels of Neanderthal DNA. This includes up to two per cent of Asia, three per cent of Europe and 39 per cent of UFC fans.

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A herd of flatulent cows reportedly caused an explosion that nearly lifted the roof off a dairy barn in Germany. A cautionary tale for anyone who frequents NFL locker-rooms.

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Word out of England says thieves who stole a colony of 50,000 bees have been arrested. The culprits could get up to five years in jail — less time off for good beehivior.

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Why the NHL handed Brendan Lemieux a five (for biting) game suspension:
5. To show incisive leadership;
4. His action left a bad taste;
3. To put more teeth into the rules;
2. That’s the molar of the story;
1. It was a gnashional disgrace.

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A teenage girl in California made headlines after buying a muffin that turned out looking like a dog. "Tell us about it," said Detroit Lions season ticket holders.

A seven-year study of hundreds of employees found the more people get paid, the less they produce. Has anyone mentioned this to the NY Yankees?

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According to a Sun report, some ice dancers envied how Canadian Scott Moir could embrace pressure. I always envied how he could embrace Tessa Virtue.

GOLD MEDAL OLYMPIANS VIRTUE AND MOIR

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News reports from South Carolina say police were called to a home after relatives came to blows over decorating their Christmas tree. Think of it as festicuffs.

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After Winnipeg's fifth straight loss, 7-1 to the Wild, the Jets are considering a name-change to the Biplanes. A related suggestion turned out to be some execs being misheard — the Fokkers.

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A British Columbia study found individuals who experience a lot of failure have greater appreciation for life's little moments. When Canucks' coach Travis Green heard this he said, "Look! I just found a dime."