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Rumour has it the Rolling Stones are releasing a diet cookbook this Christmas. It's called Gimme Svelter.

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The world’s oldest woman, Jeanne Calment, who lived to be 122, credited long life to port wine, olive oil and “lots of smiling.” Good news, Bill Belichick, you can buy the first two.

Sixers centre Joel Embiid said he has been hampered by migraines and diarrhea. In NBA terms: an imposing force at both ends.

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Rangers goalie Henrik Lundqvist was upset the refs didn’t blow the whistle when he lost his mask against Ottawa and play briefly continued. Somewhere, Gump Worsley was saying “Wuss.”

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Flatulence during a World Darts Championship game had competitors reduced to rasps by shouting accusations at each other. Otherwise known as putting the fart before the hoarse.

NBA superstar Steph Curry reportedly doesn’t believe the US launched anything that landed on the moon. Unless you include some of Shaq’s free throws.

Connor McDavid has two straight scoring titles, is currently in the top five, but has never made the NHL playoffs and his Oilers sit 22nd in goals. Dolly Parton has less trouble finding support.

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CBC banned playing Baby It’s Cold Outside because of an "offensive line." Not to be outdone, the Detroit Lions cut their front five.

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Canadian half-pipe specialist Rosalind Groenewoud has retired. Meanwhile, marijuana merchant and gold-medal snowboarder Ross Rebagliati still likes a full pipe.

Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane called his 2009 cabbie-assault incident a "learning lesson" that he has "moved forward on." Now when things upset him, he beats up an Uber driver.

Word out of the North Pole has Santa in a bit of a conundrum over the recent Victoria’s Secret fashion show. All the models appeared to look nice, but also naughty.

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Green Bay parted ways with coach Mike McCarthy. Or should we say they sent him Packing?

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According to a recent survey, 56 per cent of Canadians regularly drop f-bombs versus 46 per cent of Americans. This suggests Canadians are: a) more likely to be honest; or b) more likely to be NHL players.

Victoria's Secret will sell a $250 version of its million dollar diamond-studded Fantasy Bra. Only $250? Even Starbucks doesn’t sell anything for $125 a cup.


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RJ’s Punalty Box
Barbara Streisand's two Coton de Tulear pooches are both clones of her previous pet, Samantha. If Elvis were alive, he'd say "You ain't nothing but a cloned dog."

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Some people have complained that long-time Packers' coach Mike McCarthy got sacked "unceremoniously." Trust me: the last thing anyone wants when they get fired is a ceremony.