Tuesday, 1 September 2015

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
The New Haven Register reports fire broke out Wednesday morning at a local bakery. Police won’t rule out arson, but haven’t found the proverbial smoking bun.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Monday, 31 August 2015

Is anyone really surprised a fight broke out between the Ti-Cats and Alouettes during Thursday’s CFL game? After all, it was Angelo Mosca night.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
(For fans of the big picture)
A friend of mine wants to post selfies of his vasectomy. I told him to try Snipchat.

Sunday, 30 August 2015

This just in: The N.Y. Yankees won a high-scoring affair at Turner Field, beating Atlanta 20-6. It should have been 20-8, but the Braves failed on a two-point convert attempt.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Canada’s Shawn Barber won pole-vaulting gold at the world track and field championships. It’s easy to spot Barber: his pole has red and white stripes.

Saturday, 29 August 2015

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
This week's top stories: Brian Hoyer named Texans’ starting QB, Rays catcher Curt Casali pulls up lame, and two topless N.Y. women pose for tourists. Or first strings, hamstrings and G-strings.
A Nepalese teen set a world record by kicking himself in the head 134 times. Which is well short of how often the Saskatchewan Roughriders have shot themselves in the foot.

Friday, 28 August 2015

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Reuters reports Santa Claus’s office in Finland is facing bankruptcy over unpaid taxes. On the bright side, he finally got a cheer from Philadelphia.

Thursday, 27 August 2015

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Danica Patrick will be sponsored next year by Nature’s Bakery. No surprise there; she is one of NASCAR’s top bread-winners.
Let’s see: Jarret Stoll coming off a drug possession charge, Patrick Kane accused of rape, and three former NHLers arrested in the last month. Dear Gary Bettman: You sure NHL players “know right from wrong?”

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
With golfer Jordan Spieth in the stands at a Rangers game, Miss Texas sang a rap song asking him on a date. Not sure he liked that approach, but his girlfriend was teed off.
Eli Manning reportedly wants to be the NFL’s highest-paid quarterback. Most people can’t imagine him being the league’s highest-paid Manning.

Tuesday, 25 August 2015

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
(watch the zoom)
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Tiger Woods recently opened a restaurant in Florida. The first thing customers tried is the steak, but they all missed the cut.

Monday, 24 August 2015

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The winner of Russia’s Most Delicious Girl contest — where women let mosquitoes bite them — sustained over 100 bites in 20 minutes. No wait; that was Miss Saskatchewan.
American Pharaoh’s stud fee reportedly could reach $175,000 per amorous encounter. For that kind of money, let’s hope he backs the right horse.

Sunday, 23 August 2015

The top two reasons Robert Griffin III needs his head examined:
2. A concussion sustained in a preseason tilt with the Lions;
1. Saying he’s the NFL’s best quarterback.