Friday, 29 April 2016

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Caps winger TJ Oshie completed a Game 1 hat trick in overtime to down the Pens. They got so excited in Washington, the anthem is being amended to begin “Oshie can you see.”

Thursday, 28 April 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Texas police said whoever was on a funeral home video stealing items off the fingers of the dead must be desperate for rings. They’re questioning the Houston Texans.

Wednesday, 27 April 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The oldest-ever message in a bottle was found off Germany’s coast. Archeologists knew instantly it was well over a century old because the note read “Cubs win World Series.”

Tuesday, 26 April 2016

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Keglers at the Tell City Alleys are reportedly taking donations for the Special Olympics to honour a former member. I don’t have the name, so ask not for whom the Tells bowl.

Monday, 25 April 2016

Deke's most viewed in March.
A Brooklyn man set a Guinness record by watching 94 consecutive hours of TV. Which works out to roughly 91 hours of commercials.

Sunday, 24 April 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers! 

A CBS-LA hockey columnist predicted goals will be hard to come by in this year’s NHL playoffs. True, but not as hard to come by as the Canadian anthem.

Saturday, 23 April 2016

Canadian tennis ace Milos Raonic, like many ATP players, has a girlfriend who is also a gorgeous fashion model. In a related story, I’m working on my backhand.

MODEL DANIELLE KNUDSON IS DATING MILOS RAONIC
ESPN’s Jackie McMullan said the NFL needs to address its concussion issues “head-on.” No punchline needed.

Friday, 22 April 2016

Authorities have found an 800-yard-long tunnel under the California-Mexico border. One theory: the San Jose Sharks dug it in case they choke in the playoffs again.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
ABC news reports a pair of bald eagles with twin hatchlings are nesting above an Arizona golf course. If you’re scoring at home, that’s a double eagle on top of two birdies.

Thursday, 21 April 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Sharks edged the Kings last night to take a commanding 3-1 series lead. In other words, the Kings have them right where they want them.
Rangers netminder Antti Raanta has been called one of the NHL’s best backups. A credit to his team? Raanta has a triple-A rating.

Wednesday, 20 April 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Rumour has it Madame Tussaud’s newly unveiled wax figure of Steph Curry has met with an ironic mishap. The lights above it were so hot Curry started to dribble.
After Kobe Bryant’s last game, it was no surprise TSN SportsCentre featured Kobe’s top 10 all-time greatest plays. What was surprising is one of them was a pass.

Tuesday, 19 April 2016

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
An owl trained to deliver rings at nuptials reportedly got confused during a ceremony and flew headfirst into a pane of glass. Other than that, the wedding was a hoot.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.