Saturday, 3 December 2016

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
You may have heard the Atlanta Braves signed pitchers Bartolo Colon, 43, and 42-year old RA Dicky. However, that’s old news.
An NBA game featuring the 7-11 Kings at the 4-14 Sixers was called off due to:  
a) Condensation on the floor? 
b) Lack of interest?

Friday, 2 December 2016

RJ CURRIE NOTE: 
Tragic news about Saskatchewan Roughriders running back (and ex-USC Trojan) Joe McKnight. Killed in a reported road rage incident in New Orleans. A senseless death.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Admittedly, watching Cleveland’s woeful NFL team has been hard to stomach. If you must see the Browns play, try taking Pepto-Abysmal.

Thursday, 1 December 2016

Three highlights from the European curling championships sponsored by Gruyère cheese:
3. The shot curd round the world;
2. The Brie-guard zone;
1. It came down to the last Roquefort.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
A nine-year-old showed cat-like reflexes by catching his baby brother who had fallen off a table. Metro UK called him a hero; the Cleveland Browns called him with a contract.

Wednesday, 30 November 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Vegas named their NHL expansion team the Golden Knights? I was thinking the Blackjackets, Craps or Bet Men.
Canada’s famous Group of Seven painting collective is actually composed of 10 artists. Influential? Their math is still used today by the 14 teams of the Big 10 Conference.

Tuesday, 29 November 2016

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
RJ’s Groaner of the Week
I recently heard Canadian Olympian Victoria Moors retired from gymnastics because her heart wasn't in it. I thought she got tired of hanging around bars.
Columbus LW Matt Calvert took a slap shot to the face, got 36 stitches, then scored the game winner short-handed. To paraphrase Dean Martin: Ain’t that a puck in the head?

Monday, 28 November 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
A popular Heinz television ad showing people drumming on baked bean cans was banned by British regulators as unsafe. Probably a decision by a bunch of old farts.
Calgary quarterback Bo Levi Mitchell won the CFL’s Most Outstanding Player award. “I’m shocked!” said absolutely nobody.

Sunday, 27 November 2016

Rams coach Jeff Fisher on rookie quarterback Jared Goff's debut: "You could see the light." Scoring only 10 points in a loss to Miami? A birthday candle shines brighter.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Washington Capitals celebrated “CapsGiving” by letting some kids dressed as turkeys onto the ice. Fans mistook them for the Arizona Coyotes.

Saturday, 26 November 2016

The Raiders are 8-2, the 76ers won two in a row, and Donald Trump is president. Wear a hat outdoors people; there are flocks of pigs flying.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Aretha Franklin’s national anthem in the Minnesota-Detroit game took almost five minutes. Had the Niners been playing, Colin Kaepernick's knees would have gone to sleep.

Friday, 25 November 2016

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
(ZOOM ALERT)