Friday, 29 August 2014

Three CIS football players have failed doping tests, and experts claim Canada's university athletics are a "wild west" for drugs. What’s CIS stand for? Caught Injecting Steroids?
Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.

Thursday, 28 August 2014

A specialist in erasing tattoos says the names of exes are by far his most-removed tats. And Johnny Manziel thinks he sees a lot of bad ink?
A Norwegian study has found we are far more likely to forget what we read in electronic form instead of on paper. So if you are reading my humour online, count your blessings.

Wednesday, 27 August 2014

Seven NHL clubs that ranked in the top 10 for overall team height last season missed the playoffs. Who says winning the Stanley Cup is a tall order?
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SI Swimsuit model Kate Upton will reportedly appear in new ads for Sam Edelman footwear. I’m guessing it’s for ladies shoes — only women would look at her feet.


KATE UPTON: EDELMAN FOOTWEAR GIRL

Tuesday, 26 August 2014

RJ’s GROANER OF THE WEEK
Hanso won the California canine surfing competition in the large dog category. I’m guessing he’s a boarder collie.
There are rumours golfer Dustin Johnson, fiancé of Paulina Gretzy, slept with two wives of PGA players. Out of habit, Wayne Gretzky sent Dave Semenko to beat Johnson up.

Monday, 25 August 2014

Many NHL fans are questioning sportsbreak.com offering 10 reasons the Maple Leafs won’t make the 2015 playoffs. I also question it. Only 10?
Happy 30th birthday, Tetris! The one thing on earth with more squares in it than FIFA headquarters.
Another Sports Deke random ice crew pic. We bring good cheer.

Sunday, 24 August 2014

Tennis player Maria Kirilenko called off the wedding to NHL star Alex Ovechkin. Probably just as well; Ovie disappears when he get close to a ring.

KIRILENKO-OVECHKIN WEDDING OFF
DH Lawrence once said money “is our vast collective madness.” In a related item, the Dallas Cowboys, out of the playoffs since 2009, are now worth an NFL-best $3.2 billion.
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Saturday, 23 August 2014

The Jon Bon Jovi group’s fading hopes of buying the Bills summed up in his song titles:
3. I’ll be there for you;
2. Livin’ on a Prayer;
1. Miracle.
If ceremonial pitches were judged solely on best-looking follow-through, I’m giving Miss Texas the Thigh Young Award.


MISS TEXAS MONIQUE EVANS 1ST PITCH

Friday, 22 August 2014

Nationals slugger Jayson Werth got busted going 105 mph in a 55-mph zone. Looks like “there's nothing harder in the galaxy" than keeping his foot off the gas pedal.
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Thursday, 21 August 2014

RJ’s GROANER OF THE WEEK
Some soccer experts think Luis Suarez's four-month ban for biting a World Cup opponent will teach him a lesson. Others doubt he’ll get the molar of the story.
The Wall Street Journal claims several N.Y. Jets are using the dating app Tinder so women can't tell they are NFL players. If that doesn't work, they can try playing for the Bills.

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Healthy Living is offering tips to protect your eyes this winter. They include keeping your eyes moist, wearing sunglasses and not watching the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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When prisoners at New York's Rikers Island were sent to bed early and forced to turn off the TV, a riot broke out. I think we can assume they weren’t watching the Mets.

Tuesday, 19 August 2014

I'm not saying Johnny Manziel is too immature to be an NFL quarterback, but the Browns have him practising the Statue of Puberty play.