Monday, 18 March 2019

Has winning gotten ho-hum for Pats owner Robert Kraft? His lawyer denies Kraft solicited a prostitute before the AFC championship; he went to the spa to try to get up for the game.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Canadian tennis star Dennis Shapovalov celebrated winning an Indian Wells match by performing his own rap number. Note to Dennis: it's Shapovalov, not Rapovalov.

Sunday, 17 March 2019

A Saint Patrick's Day cheerleader salute from Sports Deke.
St. Mary's upset Gonzaga 60-47, ending the Bulldog’s six-year run as WCC champs. Seems the Gaels had a zig for every Zag.
After Bob Murray took over from fired NHL coach Randy Carlyle, Anaheim had a 7-9 record. Not exactly getting his Ducks in a row.

Saturday, 16 March 2019

Lo-Rod is:
a) Engaged couple J-Lo and A-Rod’s married nickname?
b) Where Astros star Jose Altuve hangs his clothes?
A cheerleader video (3:16)from Sports Deke. Cheers!
Zion Williamson’s right shoe, the one that didn't blow up, has been sold, said sources close to Mother Goose. It's occupied by an old woman with so many kids she didn’t know what to do.

Friday, 15 March 2019

Struggling tennis star Eugenie Bouchard’s Twitter date from losing an ill-considered Super Bowl bet is reportedly being made into a rom-com. Possible titles include I Dream of Genie, Backhand to the Future and Blunder Woman.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Thursday, 14 March 2019

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Former Raptor and Heat star Chris Bosh was ranked No. 2 on TSN’s Top 10 Faking It list. Coming in at No.1: an indeterminate number of wives.
The Toronto Argonauts signed defensive tackle Cory “Poop” Johnson. Might be the first CFL lineman to wear No. 2.

Wednesday, 13 March 2019

Porn star Mia Khalifa claims she had to have corrective surgery because a stray puck in a Stanley Cup game ruptured one of her breast implants. Talk about Deflategate.
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Johnny Manziel's wife, Bre Tiesi-Manziel, has been accused of taking a shortcut to win the Run Like A Diva half marathon. Out of reflex, the CFL banned her.

Tuesday, 12 March 2019

RJ's Punalty Box
After an osprey dropped a fish in right field during a Jacksonville college game, one pundit said "pray that doesn't happen again." How would such a prayer start? Let osprey?
A cheerleader video (2:27) from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The Kansas City Chiefs want OT rules changed so both teams will get a possession. "Fantastic idea, and fair to both sides," said the CFL — 19 years ago.

Monday, 11 March 2019

An early final from the Canadian men’s curling championship: NB 10; NU 2. The foursome from Iqaluit hoped for an upset, but New Brunswick was having Nunavut.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
Red Sox pitcher Steven Wright is suspended 80 games after testing positive for HGH, just one year after he served 15 games for domestic violence. Knuckleballer? Knucklehead.

Sunday, 10 March 2019

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.
The March 1st Devils game against the Flyers featured the home players decked out in a special "Heritage Uniform." That's right. New Jersey.