Reuters reports a Belgian town made a giant omellete of 10,000 eggs. I'm taking the high road on this and not cracking any yokes.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Knights star Jack Eichel once said the NHL should ditch offsides — just sit at the other end "and wait for the puck." In related news, Pavel Bure is considering coming out of retirement.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Reuters reports an Australian violinist marked his 30th birthday with a violin solo during a nude skydive. To be fair,  I imagine most guys jumping naked from an airplane do some fiddling.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Real Madrid midfielder Marco Esensio once had to miss a game because shaving his legs caused a pore infection too irritating even to wear socks. He was listed as a healthy scratch.

A cheerleader video (3:56) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

A Long Island golfer had an ace on the same hole where he suffered a heart attack the year before that. Coincidence? I hear his angiogram showed the ventricles had a hole in one.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

According to the Winnipeg Sun, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers were looking to make a statement in Regina.

And they did — their statement was "we stink!"

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

An errant ceremonial pitch at a Red Sox game nailed a photographer in his groin. If you're scoring at home, the count was two balls and one strike.

A cheerleader video (1:31) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

According to a recent study, about 47 per cent of couples enjoy having sex in public. The other 53 per cent are married.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The World Santa Claus Congress recently took place in Copenhagen. Word is over 150 St. Nicks hammered out a standardized contract — albeit with a lot of clauses.

Top five moments from the Home Depot tools mascot race at the Marlins-Braves game:
5. The drill was off a bit;
4. The bucket came up empty;
3. It was a nail-biter;
2. The hammer clawed to the front;
1. The paintbrush lost by a hair.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

A South Carolina couple was arrested for a sexual act on a fairway at a local club. We're talking sex and golf — two things most people enjoy despite being really bad at them.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A camera in Winnipeg's endzone kept cropping off a sign that read "Official vehicle of the Blue Bombe...." I don't know whom they are referring to, but isn't the official vehicle of the Blue Bombers Brady Oliveira?

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.