Tuesday 21 June 2022

ABC News recently reported clowns carrying baseball bats had been terrorizing people in Bakersfield, California. The first people I'd be questioning are the Oakland A's.

6 comments:

  1. Send in the clowns. Don't worry, they're here! Yes, the M's at Oakland, so even more fans will be staying away!

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  2. I wouldn't worry about the A's. They wouldn't be able to hit anyone.
    Chad

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  3. So right. M's are almost as low on the batting chart having been shutout in their previous 2 games and 10 for the season, tops in the league. As Crash Davis said, "they couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat." Attendance was ~200 shy of 4800 and in that park, it was not a good look. Amongst their fandom, they have a drummer who plays any old time he/she feels like it. How he/she has not been shot yet is a mystery!

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  4. They'll do anything to get out of Oakland. Nobody wants to play in that stadium.
    Chad

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  5. Game 2 attendance 5400, capacity 63,000. The fans who show up are terrific, they deserve better. Announcer says early in the game, we seem to be missing a drummer. Not to worry, there was a trombonist, instead! The M's who seemingly couldn't score in a bordello, have plated 17 runs in 2 games. They may play all their home games in Oakland!

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