Crowds attending a festival of lights event in Essex, England, reportedly went home disappointed because organizers lost track of the “on” switch. This might also explain the Jacksonville Jaguars.

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A team of scientists reportedly created brain cells out of male human urine. "Not a big surprise," said my wife. "It comes from the part that controls men's thinking."

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Toronto lost to the Phoenix Suns, making them 1-6 to start the NBA season. So far, the Raptors look more like the Ruptures.

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It feels like Kansas City Chiefs' players lead the league in pointing down the field every time one of them gets a first down. Mind you, they've had more practice than the other NFL teams.

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Former Esquire UK's Sexiest Woman Alive and cover girl, Miranda Kerr, says she believes in celebrating the female figure and embracing it. I'm 100 per cent with her.

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University of Southampton researchers say the more distant a fond memory is, the more it makes us warmer physically. If you're recalling the Cleveland Browns last championship, carry a fire extinguisher.

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PK Subban and Lindsey Vonn have called off their engagement. I doubt PK is the first hockey player to get cold feet.

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