Friday, 24 April 2020

SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
Zookeepers in Sapporo, Japan, say taiko drum music has failed to get Susu—a rare Chinese alligator—interested in having sex with her mate. And take it from me, playing the xylophone won't work either.

4 comments:

  1. Gary23 April 2020 at 19:52

    Whatever possessed you to buy a Chinese alligator?

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  2. Zola24 April 2020 at 03:23

    My accordion never attracted many women either. Of course, I was only 12 at the time.
    Chad

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    1. Sports Deke24 April 2020 at 09:08

      Accordions aren't chick magnets — at any age.

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  3. Zola25 April 2020 at 04:13

    I couldn't wait to drop it. My parents bought a really good one. I've tried to sell it since and have never gotten a bid. Never.
    Chad

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