Friday, 24 April 2020

SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
Zookeepers in Sapporo, Japan, say taiko drum music has failed to get Susu—a rare Chinese alligator—interested in having sex with her mate. And take it from me, playing the xylophone won't work either.

5 comments:

  1. Whatever possessed you to buy a Chinese alligator?

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  2. My accordion never attracted many women either. Of course, I was only 12 at the time.
    Chad

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    1. Accordions aren't chick magnets — at any age.

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  3. I couldn't wait to drop it. My parents bought a really good one. I've tried to sell it since and have never gotten a bid. Never.
    Chad

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