A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The worst power failure from March 12th was:
a) An electrical outage delaying the MB-NO Brier semi-final for an hour?
b) The Winnipeg Jets losing at the MTS Centre 3-0?

Despite rumours, legendary Yankee Derek Jeter and his wife are expecting a baby girl, not twins. If you're scoring at home, this leaves the shortstop at 1408 double plays.


DEREK AND HANNAH JETER: EXPECTANT PARENTS

A March Madness cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

A Miami attorney’s trousers were set ablaze when an e-cigarette battery exploded in his pocket. Witnesses were heard to say “Lawyer, lawyer; pants on fire!”

UBC researchers have released a study of carbon-dioxide emissions in Vancouver. Gas levels rose sharply at major intersections and peaked in the area around BC Lions GM Wally Buono.

Five reasons the WHL’s Prince George Cougars' lumberjack-themed game was a success:
5. The opposition got cut down;
4. The Cougars laid on the lumber;
3. Egos were checkered at the door;
2. Key players logged ice time;
1. The team plaid hard.


COUGARS SPECIAL LUMBERJACK JERSEYS WITH SUSPENDERS AND HAIRY ARMS

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Tennis pro Pablo Cuevas has drawn fire for taking the Brazil Open title with an underhand serve on match point. “Nothing wrong with winning underhanded," said Bill Belichick.

 A celeb cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

It's hard to say how the Utah Utes women’s basketball team felt after Washington Huskies guard Kelsey Plum dropped 57 points on them. Plummeled?

A team of UK scientists claimed they taught bumblebees to play soccer. After that, the flopping came naturally.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Two Wisconsin men have been arrested for the theft of 100,000 diapers. The accused claim it’s all a bum wrap.

The Saskatchewan Roughriders signed 33-year-old ex-NFL QB Vince Young to compete with veteran pivot Kevin Glenn, 37. Presumably this is part of their youth movement.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Happy 70th birthday to Olympic gold-medal high-jumper Dick Fosbury, who gained fame for jumping back to the bar. “Me too!” said Johnny Manziel.

Curler Catlin Schneider, Saskatchewan third at the Canadian men's championship, was recently a wideout for the U of Regina Rams. The other day his skip yelled sweep, and out of habit he crackback-blocked an opponent.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Moose Jaw recently beat Brandon in the longest game in WHL history, finishing a contest started four months earlier. It felt like the last three minutes of an NBA game.

Did you see Norman Powell of the Raptors slamming home a dunk over the Wizards’ Marcin Gortat? Ka-Powell!