Tuesday 15 September 2015

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
A British tortoise set a Guinness speed record for his species — 0.99 km/h. Apparently he’d been close to the record before, but kept missing by a hare.

2 comments:

  1. There's actually an instrument that can measure movement that is slower than .1 of a km/h? Hey, maybe someone can use it to see if there's any brain activity in Trump's noggin?

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  2. or measure the speed of that critter on his head.

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