Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Legendary bull Jocko has died of natural causes in France after fathering close to 400,000 offspring. He's being considered for honourary induction into:

a) the Natural History Museum in Paris;
b) the Hall of Fame in the NBA.

2 comments:

  1. He should be on the NBA's logo!
    What would natural causes be for such a potent bull? Falling off a cow?

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  2. Yes, perhaps he went out like George Burns said he wanted to go - killed by a jealous husband.

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