Monday 5 September 2011

Hillary Duff, wife to NHLer Mike Comrie, received a $100,000 severance for getting dropped from the new Bonnie and Clyde film because she's expecting. In a related story, the NBA is far from a labour settlement.

3 comments:

  1. LOL, On labor day... coincidence? ha.

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  2. Is that really true? If so, that was the most profitable lay either one has ever had.

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  3. It is true. The lead-ins are always factual (unless indicated by, say,"rumour has it" or "word is")... Most of the best jokes start with a fact, and then put a funny change of direction - or deke - on it.

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