By RJ Currie - a tongue-in-cheek look at sports and the world.
Wednesday, 28 July 2010
The NHL has rejected Ilya Kovalchuk's 17-year, $102 million contract with the Devils for cap violations. Sources inside the NHL say it's the worst case of excessive front-loading this side of:
3. Chris Pronger; 2. Marian Hossa; 1. Heidi Montag.
Very good, thanks for the link. Good joke, too, I don't recall seeing it before. Don't recall what I was looking for recently when I came across the following article:
Sheyla Hershey had 10 surgeries for breast enhancement to reach size 38KKK. A gallon of silicone. Had to go to Brazil for the 10th remodel as the doctors in Houston wouldn't do anymore. Any hills that large should have at least 2 presidential silhouettes on each of them.
RJ, this made me laugh out loud. So true too.... I've seen pictures of Ms. Montag lately, OMG. Keep up the great LOLs.
ReplyDeleteThat's great! But, really, shouldn't you post 4 or 5 (dozen) pics of Heidi to accent your point?
ReplyDeleteI debated it Gary - believe me! But it would give away the punchline. There are couple of Heidi on this site though from earlier jokes.
ReplyDeleteHere she is:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sportsdeke.com/2010/01/heidi-montag-told-people-magazine-she.html
Very good, thanks for the link. Good joke, too, I don't recall seeing it before. Don't recall what I was looking for recently when I came across the following article:
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Sheyla Hershey had 10 surgeries for breast enhancement to reach size 38KKK. A gallon of silicone. Had to go to Brazil for the 10th remodel as the doctors in Houston wouldn't do anymore. Any hills that large should have at least 2 presidential silhouettes on each of them.
Wow. That is almost unbelievable.... I had heard that Heidi was refused by N.A. doctors too. Was looking outside the U.S. but has since reconsidered.
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