Thursday 20 June 2024

 Top five reasons over 50 teams competed in England's 12-hour, overnight lawn tractor race:
5. To go against lawn odds;
4. Just to make the cut; 
3. To go at a fast clip;
2. Nothing mulch else to do;
1. The mow, the merrier.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Wednesday 19 June 2024

The 33rd annual World Hen Racing Championship will be run this year in the village of Bonsall, England. For her efforts, the champion hen gets a bonus serving of chicken feed — just like a CFL playoff team.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Tuesday 18 June 2024

American Andy Roddick went into the tennis Hall of Fame despite being a winner in only one Major event. Two, if you include marriage to SI cover girl Brooklyn Decker.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Monday 17 June 2024

Just wondering: Do curlers take things for granite?
An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Sunday 16 June 2024

Whenever a team owner fires a coach they usually claim it's because the team "wants to go in a different direction." Allow me to translate: they want to go up in the standings instead of down.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Saturday 15 June 2024

Miami QB, Tua Tagovailoa, talked at length to reporters during minicamp about all the weight he lost in the offseason. In other words — he expounded.
A cheerleader video (1:54) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Thursday 13 June 2024

One of the tallest, most solid evergreens in my front yard toppled, then later crashed to the ground. A perfect epitome of what has happened to the Bombers two games into this CFL season.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Wednesday 12 June 2024

A bit of a hiccup at the Oilers practice as it was rumoured they couldn't open the locker room door. This according to their coach – Kris Knoblocked.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Tuesday 11 June 2024

In early November, 1963, Ronald Howes marketed the first Easy-Bake Oven — three years before the start of the Maple Leafs last Stanley Cup-winning season. Since then both have run on the same principle: just replace one dim bulb with another hoping the final product won't be half-baked.

Monday 10 June 2024

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Sunday 9 June 2024

Watching the Elks-Riders game, Edmonton's offence drew a penalty for having 13 men on the field. Given last year's record, maybe they think 12 players won't be enough.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Saturday 8 June 2024

This just in — three possible name changes for the Blue Bombers being considered in Winnipeg:
3. The Boob Bombers;
2. The Kablooey Bombers;
1. The Blue Bummers.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Friday 7 June 2024

Winnipeg Blue Bombers head coach Mike O’Shea said he is not overly concerned about his team's offence, defence or special teams. Possibly because he hasn't seen any of them yet.
A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Thursday 6 June 2024

 What always follows a Thursday Game 1 in the NBA finals? Over-reaction Friday.