A Copenhagen waste-treatment facility with an 85-metre-high sloped roof has turned trash into a summer ski slope. It's a great way to pad your stats — every minute is garbage time.

Today in the women's draw at the Canadian CurlingTrials: Brown vs. Black. For this one, I always favour Black — it's more slimming.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

SPORTS DEKE REPRISE
Sports Illustrated model Brooklyn Decker once debuted a new line of La Senza lingerie on American Thanksgiving. I bet no men complained about her dressing.


BROOKLYN DECKER: LA SENZA GIRL

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The shortest player ever to appear in a MLB game was Eddie Gaedel — just 3' 7" tall. With that strike zone, I'm guessing he walked a lot. 

A cheerleader video (1:03) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

QB Teddy Bridgewater once turned down a possible starting gig in Miami to stay with the Saints to back up Drew Brees. It was the same old song: a Brees over troubled Bridgewater.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Just wondering: if a court jester loses his job, is he nobody's fool?

A cheerleader video (47 secs) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Last weekend, an unprepared Shedeur Sanders was forced into the Ravens game to QB for the Browns, completing just 4 of 16 passes with one pick. I haven't seen so many failed passes since I was dating.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I'm won't say Riders' QB Trevor Harris, 39, is old. But add five more years, and he'd be almost as old as the Kars4Kids commercial.

 A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Canadian tennis star and Nitto semi-finalist, Felix Auger-Aliassime, got married after the U.S. Open. His wife, Nina, was game, Felix was set, and now they're a match.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Good news and bad news last night in the NHL, where five of the six Canadian teams that played also lost. The good news was the Jets visited the Canucks — meaning one team in Canada had to win.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

This week's sports bloopers had ex-Viking Jared Allen at the GSOC in Nevada sweeping and tumbling on top of some guards. No surprise: he spent 12 years in the NFL trying to wipe out guards.

There's been much media speculation about what the Memphis Grizzlies plan to do about their increasingly awkward Morant situation. I expect whatever happens will be Ja-dropping.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

 A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Good news for all you insomniacs out there. This weekend's NFL matchups include the 2-6 Cleveland Browns visiting the 1-7 NY Jets.