Victoria's Secret model Emily Ratajkowski once wowed Lakers fans at a game, then had a photo spread in Esquire as Woman of the Year. She went from Staples Center to a stapled centre.

 

VS MODEL EMILY RATAJKOWSKI @ LAKERS GAME 

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Two shocking things happened on Thursday, June 26:  2) In the Elks-Bombers game, Zach Collaros had more rushing yards than Tre Ford; 1) TSN SportsCentre took 11 minutes to mention Mitch Marner.

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The Saskatchewan Roughriders have listed quarterback Trevor Harris as questionable for this week's game. My wife has listed me as questionable — for just about everything.

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NHL forward forward Patrick Kane calls his 2009 cabbie-assault incident a "learning lesson" that he has "moved forward on." Now when things upset him, he beats up an Uber driver.

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Flatulence during a recent World Darts Championship game had competitors reduced to rasps by shouting accusations at each other. Otherwise known as putting the fart before the hoarse.

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Barbara Streisand's two Coton de Tulear pooches are both clones of her previous pet, Samantha. If Elvis were alive, he'd say "You ain't nothing but a cloned dog."

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Barbra Streisand swears she slept with Warren Beatty but "can't remember" if she had sex with him. So what? The few women I slept with say the same thing.

According to a recent survey, 56 per cent of Canadians regularly drop f-bombs versus 46 per cent of Americans. This suggests Canadians are: a) more likely to be honest; or b) more likely to be NHL players.

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A runner once said "yes" to her beau's proposal midway through the NYC marathon, then finished the race. Take it from an old divorcé: that doesn't mean the marriage will go the distance.

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Erik Guay retired as Canada's most decorated skier with 25 podium finishes and two overall titles. In the minds of Canadians, he's 1-2 with Justin Bieber for going downhill fast.

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Sixers centre Joel Embiid recently said he had been hampered by migraines and diarrhea. In NBA terms: an imposing force at both ends.

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This year I could only afford  to put two new radials on my car. I’m semi-retired.

Former CFL standout defensive lineman Swift Burch III has passed away from cancer at the age of 55. With that III in his name, it seems he played as he lived: as a real son of a Burch.

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We have a partial score from the fourth quarter of tonight's Alouettes-Redblacks game: 13.