We have a partial score from the fourth quarter of tonight's Alouettes-Redblacks game: 13.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

It's Father’s Day this Sunday. My dad died years ago, but taught me to swim "army-style" by tossing me into a lake. I got to shore, but had a tough time getting out of the duffel bag.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Florida is a popular vacation destination for Canadians. This was apparently true Monday evening for the Edmonton Oilers.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Canadian PGA pro Adam Hadwin summed up his year so far: "I've put myself in a hole these first five months of the year." Hello Adam, you're a golfer — aren't you supposed to put yourself in a hole?

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Golfer John Daly once told the Charlotte Observer he played better back when he was a drunk. Presumably in those days he used a putter, a wedge and a designated driver.

A cheerleader video (55 sec) from Sports Deke. Cheers. 

In 2018, Jets sniper Patrik Laine became the fourth-youngest NHL player to score 100 goals. When Toronto columnist Steve Simmons heard about it, he said, “Winnipeg has a hockey team?"

A cheerleader video (1:48) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Last season the Bombers stumbled out of the gate to an 0-for-4 start with no touchdown completions. There were so many failed passes in short order, I had flashbacks to when I tried speed dating.

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Three things last seen in the year 1976:
3. An American-made slide ruler,;
2. Red Dye No. 2;
1. The Toronto Maple Leafs Stanley Cup drought stretches to nine years.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I was watching my wife puttering around our kitchen. She carries a loaf of bread like a football.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

There's rumours of a short film about Kawhi Leonard getting a temporary tooth put in when he played for Toronto. Its called The Bridge on the Raptor Kawhi.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

According to a recent survey, men with facial hair are more attractive to women than clean-shaven men. I'm guessing the study wasn't commissioned during the NHL playoffs.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I suspect my wife has been laundering money. I found a Loonie and a Toonie in our washing machine.

A girl sold 30 boxes of Girl Guide cookies in 45 minutes outside a marijuana shop in Edmonton on legalization day. Some jokes just write themselves.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.