With Team Homan off to the Olympics, Team Einarson will be Team Canada at the Scotties. This just in from the rock band Kansas: Kerri On My Einarson.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I heard an ESPN commentator say he made the mistake of "sleeping on his Nuggets." That's gotta hurt.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

According to Reuters, inmates in a British prison were receiving marijuana thrown over prison walls — sewn inside dead rats. I'm wondering which end did they light?

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Netherlands is reportedly trying to grow curling with a campaign called “Holland's Next Gold Medal." I was thinking maybe “Orange is the New Hack” or “A Rockwork Orange.”

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Braves ace Chris Sale said he comes from "a long line of tall, skinny people." Skinny doesn't cover it: if he stuck out his tongue, you'd think he was a zipper.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Virologists claim germ-infested handles on shopping buggies cause respiratory illnesses such as colds, flu and bronchitis. Before long, you've put the cart before the hoarse.

A cheerleader video (1:29) from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Nikolaj Ehlers had his first hat trick with the Hurricanes. How soon before they change his name to Three-lers?

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Vancouver Canucks goalie Thatcher Demko was placed on injured reserve this week. He is hampered by a lower body injury and a higher goals-against average.

A cheerleader video (2:10) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

At the GSOC event in Steinbach, MB, team John Shuster cut the sleeves off their outfits and played with exposed biceps. Or in typical US fashion, they exercised their right to bare arms.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Preseason Super Bowl favourites Detroit failed to make the playoffs. So, in the jungle, the NFL jungle, the Lions sleep tonight.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I grew up with four sisters who would watch horror movies with hands over eyes, scarcely daring to peek between trembling fingers. These days, that's how I watch the Winnipeg Jets.

A cheerleader video (2:10) from Sports Deke. Cheers!

Inside Edition reported a South African sow that created paintings that could sell for up to $4,000 was named Pigcasso. I was thinking Francis Bacon, Ham Gogh or Porkelangelo.

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

The happiest Steeler after Baltimore’s Tyler Loop missed a last-play 44-yard field goal? Steelers kicker Chris Boswell, who had just missed his first convert of the season.