Today, Century Mile Handicap at Hastings racecourse near Edmonton will feature five purebred Dachshund races. The best racers must:
5. Be a bit of a hot dog;
4. Prove able to cut the mustard;
3. Put some dash in Dachshund;
2. Know how to play ketchup;
1. Have a wiener's mentality.
Just picturing a wiener dog race is funny.
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