Saturday 25 February 2023

A British tortoise set a Guinness speed record for his species — 0.99 km/h. Apparently he’d gotten close to the record many times, but kept missing by a hare.

6 comments:

  1. Gary25 February 2023 at 19:25

    That almost exceeds the speed of soup. 🐢

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  2. Anonymous26 February 2023 at 03:24

    Wow.
    Chad

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  3. Anonymous26 February 2023 at 03:26

    Reminds me of the King who jailed his Jester until he stopped making puns that weren't funny. The Jester got out by saying, "Oh please o-pun the door."
    Chad

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