By RJ Currie - a tongue-in-cheek look at sports and the world.
Saturday, 25 February 2023
A British tortoise set a Guinness speed record for his species — 0.99
km/h. Apparently he’d gotten close to the record many times, but kept missing
by a hare.
Reminds me of the King who jailed his Jester until he stopped making puns that weren't funny. The Jester got out by saying, "Oh please o-pun the door." Chad
That almost exceeds the speed of soup. 🐢
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Reminds me of the King who jailed his Jester until he stopped making puns that weren't funny. The Jester got out by saying, "Oh please o-pun the door."
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There you go.
DeleteJeez! Why am I helping you?
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