Thursday 2 December 2021

Why the NHL handed Brendan Lemieux a five (for biting) game suspension:
5. To show incisive leadership;
4. His action left a bad taste;
3. To put more teeth into the rules;
2. That’s the molar of the story;
1. It was a gnashional disgrace.

5 comments:

  1. Good joke. Lemieux needs to meet Mr. Tyson.

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    1. There have been a few biters in sport history.

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  2. Well done RJ. I have heard quite a few biting jokes, like "taking the bite out of crime" and "biting the bullet." "Gnashional disgrace" is inspired.

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