By RJ Currie - a tongue-in-cheek look at sports and the world.
Thursday, 2 December 2021
Why the NHL handed Brendan Lemieux a five (for biting) game suspension: 5. To show incisive leadership; 4. His action left a bad taste; 3. To put more teeth into the rules; 2. That’s the molar of the story; 1. It was a gnashional disgrace.
Good joke. Lemieux needs to meet Mr. Tyson.
ReplyDeleteThere have been a few biters in sport history.
DeleteI have no words.
ReplyDeleteChad
Thought of you when I came up with these.
DeleteWell done RJ. I have heard quite a few biting jokes, like "taking the bite out of crime" and "biting the bullet." "Gnashional disgrace" is inspired.
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