Patti Dawn Swannson's (River City Renegade) take on former (and briefly) Mets GM Jared Porter:

 

"... Most women I know appreciate a man with a healthy sense of humour, but some scuzzball visiting porn sites and playing copy-and-paste with images of boners doesn’t qualify as giggle-worthy.

    It’s sad, pathetic, dangerous and no one’s idea of slapstick. Fortunately, the Mets did every female news snoop a solid by kicking Porter to the curb ..."

 

Well said, Patti.