Saturday 16 February 2019

I sent my vegetarian wife a valentine: “My cuke little peach, lettuce be a pear. I’ll be so grapeful and won’t take you for pomegranate.” She replied, "I corn seed you be leaf that, but peas beet it.”

1 comment:

  1. My wife: "I'd like to meet her." Me: "No, you don't."