By RJ Currie - a tongue-in-cheek look at sports and the world.
Monday 3 December 2018
Wesley Harms blamed his semifinal loss at the Grand Slam of Darts on
his opponent fouling the air with flatulence. This placed the entire
event under a cloud.
Funny you should say that. The accused said it couldn't be him because when he farts he poops his pants, and he hadn't pooped his pants. ... A few days later, a security guard confessed to the fart.
To quote Frank Barone on Everybody Loves Raymond,
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Funny you should say that. The accused said it couldn't be him because when he farts he poops his pants, and he hadn't pooped his pants. ... A few days later, a security guard confessed to the fart.
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