Cavaliers forward Kyrie Irving reportedly thinks the world is two-dimensional. Don’t laugh: a lot of people are on his side.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

Chicago has reportedly not had snow in January and February for the first time in 146 years. Sounds like Mother Nature's yin to the Cubs winning the World Series yang.

On Sunday, Michelle Englot’s Manitoba curling foursome won the trophy for Canada’s best women’s team. No wait! PricewaterhouseCoopers said it was team Rachel Homan.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers!

BSN Denver reports two Colorado Buffaloes fans were slapped in the face by Washington Huskies forward Malik Dime. That works out to five cents a pop.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

In NFL news, how about hiring a GM named Lynch for that mob in San Francisco?

An ice crew pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

There's talk The Who may extend their 2017 Tommy revival tour to American venues. If it plays at L.A.'s Staples Center, it should be called Magic Buss.

SI Swimsuit model Kate Upton says there's no sex with fiancé, MLB ace Justin Verlander, the nights before and after he plays. Still, most guys wouldn't mind that pitching rotation.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
Michigan State recruit Donovan Wilson couldn't sign because he was in jail for stealing a gun. It's never too soon to show scouts you are NFL calibre.

A cheerleader pic from Sports Deke. Cheers.

I’m not saying humidity was a problem at the Scotties curling venue in St. Catherines. But by Draw 9, most teams were sweeping with squeegees.

A viral photo appeared to show Knicks’ president Phil Jackson snoozing on a city bus. Not pictured was Carmelo Anthony — under the bus, where Jackson had thrown him.

The top three Scotties Tournament of Hearts curling songs:
3. Sweep Caroline;
2. Rocks-Anne;
1. Brush, Brush, Sweet Charlotte.