Saturday, 9 December 2017

Bruins RW David Backes scored two goals in his fourth game back from having surgery to remove part of his colon. That’s right; he punctuated his return with a semicolon.*

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  1. Oh boy, you are really working overtime now. My wife laughed hard. She said it was a long journey setting it up, but it was worth the trip. (Something's wrong with her)
    Chad

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  2. Your very perceptive missus is correct: setting this one up, and in less than 180 characters (my rough personal target), was the toughest part. I also wanted to get a semicolon in there too, although that does't help the joke.

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  3. I'm going to see if I can get her deported to Canada.
    Chad

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