By RJ Currie - a tongue-in-cheek look at sports and the world.
I know you always give us true stories but my initial reaction to this is "Huh?" I'll bet Jamie Moyer's percolating now.
Also Ryan Dempster... The roster will have some name-brand appeal, even if that doesn't help the quality of their pitching. Also ex-Blue Jays catcher Russell Martin is reportedly going to playing shortstop.