Tuesday 13 December 2016

Panthers QB Cam Newton was benched for not wearing a tie for team travel. Word is he tried jumper cables around his neck, but the coach said, “Don’t start anything.”

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    1. Haha. He sure didn't. The mighty have fallen.

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  2. See? You don't need puns. You're hilarious without them. Great line.
    Chad

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  3. Thanks, Chad ... I think. ... I try to give a mix. Some people really enjoy puns - like my editor. And there is this, from Alfred Hitchcock: "Puns are the highest form of literature."

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  4. ...and the lowest form of humor.
    Chad

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