Ex-Playmate Crystal Harris, 28, wife of Hugh Hefner, once said that sex with the octogenarian lasted two seconds. And you think the Packers kneeling out the clock against the Cowboys was an anti-climax?


WHAT DOES PLAYMATE OF 2009, CRYSTAL HARRIS, HAVE IN COMMON WITH THE PACKERS?

The most regrettable thing about the refs overturning Dez Bryant’s incredible grab? It's turned an all-time catch into an all-time kvetch.

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In the regular season, Broncos pivot Peyton Manning is a quarterbacking thoroughbred. In the playoffs, he's a horse of a different caller.

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Completing 204 laps in one hour is:
a) the world record recently set by German cyclist Jens Voigt;
b) exceptionally fast work by a lap dancer.

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Happy Birthday Kevin Costner, who turns 60 this January. These days for Crash Davis, it’s not kisses that are long, slow and last three days, it’s walking to the pitcher’s mound.

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Three reasons New Zealand police charged a man who was biking in the nude: 3. He got cheeky with the law; 2. He signalled turns inappropriately; 1. To enforce a crackdown.

Blue-liner Darnell Nurse was named MVP of the gold-medal game at the World Juniors in defending Canada’s one-goal edge for the last 22 minutes. Good? He put a capital N in Nursing the lead.

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Metro News reported Miley Cyrus was partying in an "over-the-shoulder thong." An over-the-shoulder thong? In my day that meant someone gave you one heckuva wedgie.

Carolina Panthers coach Ron Rivera lost his home to a blaze that started in a chimney. Meanwhile, Bears coach Marc Trestman lost his job for not lighting a fire under Jay Cutler.

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Holly Sonders of Fox Sports is one of Golf.com's Most Beautiful Women in Golf 2015. So many male admirers voted for her in December, one could deck the halls with beaus of Holly.

HOLLY SONDERS: ONE OF GOLF'S MOST BEAUTIFUL

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