Three reasons I attended Grand Slam curling last Friday in Selkirk. 3. I enjoy watching others clean house; 2. I enjoy being the youngest spectator; 1. Anna Sidorova.

Back-up QB Mark Sanchez played a big part in the Eagles win over the Texans. No ifs, ands or butts — er — buts.

Tennis star Caroline Wozniacki finished the N.Y. Marathon in just under 3 hours, 27 minutes. Or slightly faster than the final three minutes of an NBA game.


WOZNIACKI MADE NY MARATHON LOOK EASY

Browns 24, Bengals 3. Who let the dogs out?

Another Sports Deke random ice crew pic. We bring good cheer.

Becci Ellis, a British mother of two, is the world's fastest woman on two tires after reaching 425 km/h on a Suzuki motorbike. Her kids call her meals on wheels.

Justin Bieber posted a video of himself playing hockey in a Los Angeles men's league game. On general principle alone, I'd give Bieber back-to-back-to-back misconduct penalties.

More and more people are questioning the moral compass of the NFL. Maybe because it repeatedly goes south.

Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.

L'Oréal announced actress Helen Mirren as the new face of their cosmetics. Rodgers and Hammerstein were right: there ain't nothing like a Dame.

RJ’s Groaner of the Week
The ex-treasurer of the Oakville, Ontario, Minor Baseball Association was arrested for embezzling $468,000 from them. He's charged with fraud and corrupting the minors.

Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.

Giants fans celebrated their World Series victory by rioting, setting fires, smashing windows and assaulting police officers. Who do they think they are? Canucks fans?

Another Sports Deke random cheerleader pic. We bring good cheer.

Orange News reports a farmer who began building his own submarine in June has tested it in a nearby lake by diving to the bottom. He christened it the Winnipeg Blue Bomber.

The LA Times has already asked if the 0-2 Lakers look tired. Could be. Or maybe they just ran out of Gasol.

Toronto defenceman Dion Phaneuf dressed up for Hallowe'en as Spider-Man. Perfect. Who better than a Leaf to be a guy bitten by something found in the basement?


DION PHANEUF AS SPIDER-MAN WAS A HIT ON THE WEB

The movie Ouija is about people trying to get in touch with the dead. Picture N.Y. Jets coach Rex Ryan giving a pre-game speech.