NOTE FROM SPORTS DEKE: Occasionally I have more than one punchline idea (sometimes I use one as my column headline). Case in point, the following two offerings. See which you prefer.
Royals catcher Salvador Perez claims he has worn women’s perfume during every game this season. Who says the Royals success isn’t heaven scent?
Royals catcher Salvador Perez credits his success this season to wearing women’s perfume during games. With him behind the plate, opposing batters have a lot of whiffs.