By RJ Currie - a tongue-in-cheek look at sports and the world.
Friday, 14 February 2014
My wife is vegetarian. On Valentine's Day, I sent her a note: "You're so
cuke my little peach. Peas lettuce be a pear." She replied, "Thanks
shallot. But I corn not see us leafing on a writer's celery. Sow beet