Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Two thieves robbed a northwestern Pennsylvania man at knifepoint but only stole a condom off him. My headline: Pennsylvania thieves practice safe theft.


3 comments:

  1. Thank you sir. Had fun with that one.

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  2. Cam Hutchinson's (Saskatoon Express) excellent punchline on the same subject: "After the attack, the two men jumped into a vehicle and laid down rubber."

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