Three possible reasons why NASCAR's Danica Patrick and her husband are divorcing after seven years of marriage:

3. She's given to yelling Go Daddy;
2. He has a one-track mind;
1. She keeps appearing in racy photos.

DANICA PATRICK MARRIAGE BREAKUP

Dwight Howard's poor free throwing continued against the Nets as he went nine-for-17 from the line. I'm not saying he's putting up prayers, but he's sure hoping a swish will be granted.

Detroit was beaten by the Texans for their ninth straight Thanksgiving day loss. It's gotten so bad for the Lions on Thanksgiving, even turkeys are getting better odds.

Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was reportedly cleared by doctors to practice "in a limited capacity." He is different than N.Y. Jets quarterbacks, who play in a limited capacity.

According to a recent survey, time spent on social networks lowers mental performance and attention span. Now excuse me, I need to update my Facebook page.

A community council in England wants to use DNA testing on dog droppings to catch irresponsible owners. In other words, they really wanna know: Poo are you? Poo-who, poo-who?

A sure sign of the Mayan calendar's coming apocalypse:
a) The floods and power failures from Hurricane Sandy;
b) The Lakers hiring Mike D'Antoni over Phil Jackson.

There were reports that Miley Cyrus was having three weddings in three locations. Call me a bitter divorcé, but isn't that three too many?

Singer Taylor Swift says she is looking for a relationship with a man willing to wear the pants. In a related story, I am wearing pants.


TAYLOR SWIFT LOOKING FOR A NEW FELLA

The Arch Duke Joseph Diamond just sold for a world record $21 million. Shocking. A story about a diamond and record millions that doesn't involve the Yankees?

Happy Endings star Elisha Cuthbert says she's overjoyed her show is back for a third season. Her husband, Dion Phaneuf, plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs. His seasons never have happy endings.


ELISHA CUTHBERT AND DION PHANEUF

WNBA legend, Chamique Holdsclaw, was arrested for allegedly smashing in the windows of a car driven by her ex-girlfriend and firing a gun inside. So add another entendre to her memoir, Breaking Through: Beating the Odds Shot After Shot.

Olympic goalkeeper Hope Solo wed former Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens hours after his release from police custody on suspicion of assault. Yes, married. So at least Stevens won't go unpunished.

An 80-year-old priest in Australia allegedly bit an ear off an elderly clergyman during a fight over a parking spot. No word on whether the clergyman turned the other ear.

Don Cherry told the Toronto Sun the material he buys for his suits is probably curtain fabric. Instead of Grapes, should we be calling him Drapes?


NEW NICKNAME FOR DON CHERRY?

A Gallup report shows that Sunday is the day we spend the most time doing things we aren't good at. Especially if you're a Jacksonville Jaguar.