Petu, a hound in Finland, is an online hit for playing the piano while singing. Three of Petu's favourite dog-related items:
3. Movie - My Life as a Dog;
2. Band - Three Dog Night;  
1. Team - Toronto Maple Leafs.


PETU PLAYS PIANO AND SINGS

The Memphis Grizzlies signed Gilbert Arenas? Son of a gun.

According to a new study, most people grow happier as they get older. Those people aren't aren't using my mirror.

Enrique Iglesias told Parade Magazine he has no plans to make Anna Kournikova, his girlfriend of 11 years, Mrs. Iglesias. So no married title for Kournikova, to go along with no singles title.


ANNA KOURNIKOVA: NO MARRIAGE PLANS

A new study in Psych Central says students may eventually perform better if they're told that failure is part of learning, rather than being pressured to succeed. Finally, an explanation for the Maple Leafs.

Anyone seen that ad that says get a Bowflex and have the body you've always dreamed of? Not true. I got one over a month ago and still no Brooklyn Decker.

Officials in Cardiff, England, are trying to prevent teenagers from loitering on streets by installing lamppost bulbs that exaggerate acne. I'm thinking this casts young people in a bad light.

Female soccer star Mo Isom tried to earn a spot as LSU's field-goal kicker. Would her replays be in slo-Mo?

MO ISOM: PLACEKICKER TRYOUT AT LSU

Scientists say they have successfully tested a robot tutor that analyzes questions, responds to gripes and can sense frustration and boredom. Except for the tutor part, it could be Leafs GM Brian Burke.

Massachusetts authorities say they have broken up a canary-fighting ring. Canaries fighting? You'd think they'd be too yellow.

Supermodel Luisana Lopilato, wife of Michael Bublé, is being credited with revitalizing the Ultimo line of lingerie. She's also credited with revitalizing Michael Bublé.


LUISANA LOPILATO HAS HELPED ULTIMO SALES

Rick DiPietro, the Islanders oft-injured goalie and currently recovering from surgery, has reportedly played in only 47 games in the last four years while earning $18 million. Talk about a net loss.

According to a Stanford University professor, high-performance vehicles don't move much, but mostly stand around doing nothing 97 per cent of the time. In a related story, the Niners signed Randy Moss.