Sunday 30 January 2011

The Yankees signed former Expo and 2005 AL Cy Young winner Bartolo Colon to a minor league contract. I hear Bartolo is half the pitcher he used to be. Does that make him a semi-Colon?


  1. Funny stuff, RJ!

    With Colon, Sabathia & Chamberlain, the Yankees may be the first major league pitching staff to land a Jenny Craig endorsement.

  2. Great line Gary! Related to that, I saw this one from that I liked: "Yankees sign Bartolo Colon to serve as CC Sabathia's stunt double.