The New York Daily News reports Howard Stern is organizing the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant with a $100,000 first prize. Because Rachel Uchitel can't enter for legal reasons, her friends have reportedly asked whether a cardboard cutout of her can compete. The cardboard cutout of Rachel Uchitel is not to be confused with the false front of Joslyn James.

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If Alex Rodriguez raced dogsleds, would he be called Idit-A-Rod?

The Iditarod Sled Dog Race is underway in Alaska and for the first time in its history mushers are being tested for alcohol and drugs. Officials say so far no one has been been disqualified for performance enhancers, although word is three mushers have tested positive for Alpo.

A television ad for Devassa beer featuring Paris Hilton has been pulled from Brazilian TV after complaints it was too stimulating. This is not a complaint Rod Black will ever get.

Gatorade announced an end to their endorsement deal with Tiger Woods a week after his televised apology for infidelities. A cash settlement was rumoured to have been put in a large cooler and dumped on Tiger's head.

TMZ reports that the web video of UFC fighter Chuck Liddell and his girlfriend Heidi Northcott working out in the nude was actually a planned internet campaign they agreed to with Reebok. No word on whether Liddell agreed to show his full nelson.

The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence has given Illinois and more than 40 other states a failing grade saying dangerous weapons are getting into the hands of the wrong people. In a related story, Ozzie Guillen has opened a twitter account.

Footballer Wayne Bridge quit England's team saying he no longer can play with John Terry, the disgraced ex-Captain of the team who had an affair with Veronica Perroncel, the mother of Bridge's child. Is it just me, or does it sound like both players have gotten a little chippy?

The University of Mississippi says that the rebel alien Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars is currently the favourite to replace their old mascot, Colonel Reb. The Toronto Maple Leafs had also once considered Ackbar for their mascot until fans kept insisting on the slogan May the farce be with you.

The Harper government is looking to adopt more gender-neutral lyrics for O Canada. The idea came to the Prime Minister during the Olympic free skate of Johnny Weir.