Russia's Anna Kournikova - who never won a singles title - and Switzerland's Martina Hingis - back from a two-year ban for using cocaine - are playing doubles in Wimbledon's veterans' competition. Once dubbed the 'Spice Girls' of tennis, here are some suggested new nicknames:

3. The Loser and The User;
2. The Swiss Miss and the Near Miss;
1. Vodka and Coke