From Cam Hutchinson of the Saskatoon StarPhoenix, reviewing bikinis featuring team colours and logos that are available at shop.NHL.com: "5. Detroit Red Wings—a nice European feel, but a bit dated; 4. San Jose Sharks—looks good but is tight around the neck; 3. Edmonton Oilers—nicely accessorized with a paper bag; 2. Montreal Canadiens—only available in size small; 1. Toronto Maple Leafs—a factory defect; the bottom keeps falling out."

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