From Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times:
The best plot line for a sports movie about 2009 will be:
a) November baseball: "Swinging in the Rain."
b) NFL collapses: "Dismember the Titans."
c) Guys using female fertility drugs: "There's Something About Manny."

Dwight's November 8 column: http://tinyurl.com/yes7spd