Top five reasons why Pacman Jones wanted to join the Bombers:

5. People said there was a lot of snow in Winnipeg
4. He was told he could throw money at anyone in the organization - except Stephan LeFors
3. Lyle Bauer said they had a crack staff
2. He heard that Minka Kelly, the hottie from Friday Night Lights, was coaching there
1. He thought they were called the Blow Bombers